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  1. aight fuck all y'all I'm goin on an island vacation with some raccoons

    1. Hallohallo

      Hallohallo

      Send me a post card.

    2. yui

      yui

      ok, gimme your switch friend code and I'll send one. with an orange attached.

    3. Hallohallo

      Hallohallo

      I can only give you a PSN name.

  2. fact: four is the only number whose number of letters when written out equals the number itself

    1. UltimateIRS

      UltimateIRS

      fact check: FALSE

  3. I am safe. Deposit money here to avoid theft.

    1. UltimateIRS

      UltimateIRS

      you don't get to steal my money

    2. yui

      yui

      I'll give it back as taxes.

  4. art proficiency level: good enough to see the basic shapes behind a lot of art you put in front of me, but not good enough to make the shapes myself

    1. Hina's Simp

      Hina's Simp

      So, like 3rd Grade?

    2. yui

      yui

      yeah probably

  5. with how fucked-up the chinese government is, I'm starting to wonder if coronavirus becoming a pandemic wasn't an accident

    1. Void

      Void

      It was less of an accident and more of an eventuality. Poor Healthcare outside of Beijing, coupled with open-air meat markets with no refrigeration being commonplace across the country, and immoral use of last-resort antibiotics in animal feed that promotes resistance. Then the party's usual suppression tactics gave the virus more than enough time to escape beyond its control. Now they are panicking, and try to blame their political rivals for something they caused.

    2. yui

      yui

      I meant specifically the "it's now infecting the entire goddamn planet" part being on purpose. Scare the planet with a pandemic for a month or two and everyone will forget about Hong Kong.

  6. There will be a day where I'm not disappointed whenever I remember I'm Blue was not originally written by the Blue Man Group. Today is not that day.

    1. LordCowCow

      LordCowCow

      Do...the Blue Men Group sing?

    2. yui

      yui

      Not that I know of.

    3. Thar

      Thar

      I just like to imagine Blue Man Group is just Eiffel 65 in disguise.

  7. If I made a blog here where I reviewed and/or rambled on about stuff, would y'all prefer it in video or text format?

    1. yui

      yui

      because I am a genius, I've decided to do both

    2. yui

      yui

      because I am lazy, I've decided to just do text format

    3. Sethera
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  8. PSA to all the sick bastards who think someone having a piece of corn stuck up their nose is funny:

    It is.

    1. UltimateIRS

      UltimateIRS

      It gets old after a while.

  9. playing terraria on expert mode has given me a newfound appreciation for a lot of things in the game that I took for granted until doing this. would recommend.

    1. yui

      yui

      it's also given me a newfound hatred for every variety of flying enemy and literally every jungle enemy

    2. mido9

      mido9

      Everything hits as hard as an endgame mob right out the gate and it's the most bollocky crap ever. Also take way too long to kill

    3. yui

      yui

      once you get some actual gear they don't take very long to kill. you'll still get your ass exploded (especially on summoner) but that's what the shield of cthulhu is for.

       

  10. Is it really a tupperware cabinet if it's not a bunch of mismatched items precariously stacked atop one another ready to spill down in an avalanche of plastic upon whichever poor fool pulls out the wrong piece in this kitchenware jenga tower?

    1. Thar

      Thar

      tupperware, more like tupper-"where the fuck is the lid for this"

    2. DragonSage

      DragonSage

      Can You Really Call This a Cupboard If It Doesn't Have Meal Everywhere

  11. There. Maybe I can keep this avatar on me for more than a week.

  12. As we take you through this monkey rap!

  13. Ah, right, I suppose I ought to say: Thank you all for voting for me enough to grant me not one, but two awards. Whatever standards y'all had that prompted this, hopefully I'll continue to live up to them.

  14. Hey y'all, time's running out to vote in the NCM Awards. If you want 1000 free-ass points, make sure to look the awards over and PM your votes to myself and Blake.

     

    1. yui

      yui

      and that's the only reason my comeback to it works, baka

    2. LordCowCow
    3. Thar

      Thar

      if Ms. Pacman was tsundere

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  15. happy new year and stuff. with 2020 coming in, there's only a few days left to vote in the NCM Awards though. don't miss your chance if you haven't voted yet; there's a juicy 1000 points prize just for participating.

     

  16. Hollow Knight has been a pretty good game so far, and well worth the money I spent on it. The Deepnest makes me quite uncomfortable though, and it seems like I'll be down there for a while ._.

    1. Zaziuma

      Zaziuma

      You are in Deepnest? Probably the most terrifying location in the game when you have no map and no direction to go. Good luck!

    2. yui

      yui

      I do have a map at least. I guess during my first - incomplete - trip there, I got close enough to finding Cornifer that his wife started selling the map next time I stopped by Dirtmouth.

  17. Thanks to being given an early present in the form of a Steam gift card, I now own Hollow Knight. Now please excuse me while I stay up all night playing this game and re-experiencing Psychonauts which I also bought.

  18. few things give me greater anxiety when preparing food than anything involving an oven. but there's pizza at the end of this road so I'm calling worth.

    1. yui

      yui

      I have pizza. Hands not burned. Flawless victory.

  19. I've always wondered about people who are like "fake story tho." Like sure it may not have happened, but does that make it any less entertaining? Are fictional novels no good to them because the stories in those are also fake?

  20. I'm not sure if power metal bands are shitposting bards or if Napalm Records just really likes publishing goofy shit. But the music's good so who cares?

    1. yui

      yui

      I'm going down a Napalm rabbit hole tonight. Of course I don't discover Gloryhammer until after I make nominations for the music video tournament.

    2. Thar

      Thar

      You should still be able to swap something out.

    3. yui

      yui

      I'll do it later.

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  21. I ate an entire pizza while listening to christmas eurobeat. How've y'all been?

  22. Are we talking about Falling Pizza? Sweet I can get this off my chest. That post was laughably wrong, and Pizza going on about "we're better than them!" The whole situation is a fucking mess and YCM continues to be my favorite comedy show as of late.

    1. Nyx

      Nyx

      I miss the theme where we could put an image in the background. I liked seeing Dark Sun Gwyndolin in the background of the forum.

    2. yui

      yui

      Even if we just assume Pizza's drugged-out post is talking about the cardmakers themselves and not the forums

      >best
      No, Yemachu's can make pendulums and links, and has cool scripting tricks that make it easier to work with. Plus it can actually upload pictures for your card art properly.

      >most well designed
      No, see above. The templates on Yemachu's maker are just as good but in a higher resolution, not to mention there's more of them. The more in-depth options can be a tad intimidating at a passing glance, but only at a passing glance since it's pretty intuitive. Not to mention...

      >efficient
      Absolutely not. Yemachu's updates your card in realtime, while YCMaker's you have to hit generate every time and hope there's no more typos this time.

      >responsive
      They are equally responsive at best. However, as stated above, Yemachu's maker doesn't force you to hit generate every time you need a new card image, giving it the edge here too.

      >aesthetically pleasing
      Gonna have to go with another no here, chief. YCMaker's cardmaker is aesthetically pleasing in the same way that tofu tastes good. It doesn't, and is the single most bland and plain thing you can eat. Yemachu's on the other hand, looks rather nice and modern.

    3. Sleepy

      Sleepy

      Hmm yeah, they added Xyzs at the end of their generation and never bothered with Pendulums, let alone Links and whatever else we'll be seeing at the end of this month. It decomposed all images from the cards that were already saved and stopped accepting new ones if upload pages didn't do the work for it. Even if Yemachu's card maker wasn't a thing, Magic Set Editor and Duelingbook's do it better. If anything it disputes the bottom spot.
      Falling Pizza hasn't been an active member in over 11 years. I swear its the first time I see the member active at all, and I remember members like Frunk which he talks about.

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  23. We've got an anime secret santa in the works, for all the good weebs out there. You should check it out if you want something new to watch.

     

  24. casual controls in pokemon swsh are great. I'm playing the game with one hand and typing this status with the other.

    1. LordCowCow

      LordCowCow

      sure, typing the status, that's what ur doing

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    2. yui

      yui

      It's very difficult to masturbate while Hop's telling me about how well I know type matchups for the umpteenth time.

  25. yknow, "older than the trees, younger than the mountains" doesn't really narrow it down at all

    1. Saikazo

      Saikazo

      That's why you blow like a breeze. The amount of dust on it tells you.

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