yui

ribbity ribbit, your tongue is a diglett

shameless plug status for my AMA

Hair length: Wayne's World in the back, The Ring in the front

The fact that Shao Kahn is only available as pre-order for MK11 is causing me great distress as I frantically try to decide if I'd rather get MK11 to nab him, or if I'd rather pick up the new Smash DLC and have some other fun bucks to toss around.

I'm in the mood for some unusually real questions tonight. Hit up the AMA if you feel like getting some weird perspectives on shit.

Sometime in the nearish future I want to share my gif arsenal with the good people of NEO. That thread's gonna be a pain in the ass to make.

kanji makes no sense and I miss that blog about learning moonrunes

graphic design is my passion

is there a limit to how many images you can put in one post? asking for a friend

it me burfday

I think someone had a birthday today? I don't remember. If I remembered and it's you reading this status, happy birthday, whoever you are.

A country with obese government that urges healthy lifestyles is called a hippocracy.

Studies show that posting content on the internet makes you happy, and passively staring makes you unhappy. So don't passively stare at this thread; post in it and be happy.

If I buy profile music and the video gets taken down, do I get to ask for a replacement for free or will I have to save up again?

answers guaranteed to satisfy or your money back

Friendship with Ganondorf over, now Ridley is my Smash Bros main.

Finally got Smash Ultimate today. First impressions: it's good. I like this.

Ways to tell your dream is a dream:

1: You're wearing clothes you don't own but would like to.
2: This isn't your house.
3: Radiation PSA commercials featuring mutated deformed babies and toddlers that are on fire.
4: You meet Jordan Rudess in your house.

Dopamine machine... fixed? Maybe? I can't tell. But maybe. That's pretty neat if so

STRAIGHT TO DAMNATION

One of the best things that separates the human mind from a robot is that we can acknowledge a fact without actually knowing if it's true or not. Watch I'll do it right now.

I am useful.

PSA: Refrigerate your leftover baked mac & cheese.

I was trying not to plug this in the status bar, but fine. https://neocardmaker.com/forum/index.php?/topic/48-yuis-ama/

Don't quite understand how blogs work here, but I guess the best way to find out is to dive in and start up the nuzlocke blog again.

The guy that invented shaving cream deserves massive props and has left an irreplacable gift for men the world over and all... but hot damn do I hate shaving cream.