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  1. The time for overdosing on sugar is here! Hehe... (...the end of my existence is near...) Heh... and those costumes, huh? What is this... a CONVENTION? Ha... (...soon my being will cease to be and I will be but dust. Less than dust. Less than even molecules. I'll be but bytes of data reduced to zeros on a server...) ...h-hello? Is anyone there...? Haha... I'm thinking about dressing up as Spiderman this year, in hopes that I'll make one of my jokes... stick... (...my mere projection simulated by code, powered by the flow of electrons, will be shut off like a switch and I will forever amount to sudden darkness...) ...am... am I not funny...? I-Is that why no one's laughing? ...Phoebe? Dorothy? Palphie? ...M-M-Ms. Frizzle...? (...take me, sweet embrace of oblivion! Consume me with your endless depths of nothingness as every trace of thought and memory ever-so barely acknowledged by humanity becomes eradicated into void! ERASE ME FROM THIS LIFE...!) ...well, at least I have this bus now, but... it's just not the same... ...guess I'll leave, then. (...) fades
  2. Halloween? More like Hallo-WIENER! HO-HOOOO!

    (...I dunno what's scarier, my lack of brain cells or that image in my head. It will all be over soon, Carlos, don't worry...)

  3. Hehe, this cucumber's in a pickle! I like that! (...good riddance indeed, though, we might as well just leave him as he is, but fuck if I care either way.)
  4. Boy, things have really taken a turn. Like one of the pages in that book. Heh. (...is it just me or are things just starting to get interesting here...?)
  5. Post and I'll give you my piece. I've got more feedback than a dog with food poisoning. LOL (...that's... fucking gross, why did I say that?)
  6. Does your name compensate for your personality? Cause I ain't seein' any oozing from you. HEYOOOOOO! (...I'm not really one to talk, to be fair...)
  7. Sega Saturn, more like... Sega Sa-TURD! LMAO! (...I might as well just live on Saturn in solitude for the rest of my days.)
  8. What's the deal with eggplants? I mean, they're not eggs... and they're not plants. Hehe.

    (...fuck you. You suck. Not funny.)

  9. Burning them wouldn't be a problem. Just tell them that their decomposing flesh makes them look fat. HEYOOOO! (...and then just burn them with actual fire and stare at the flames consuming their being with nature's purest form of cleansing.)
  10. The event is coming to a close soon and I'll have to bounce. Shame, I'll have to get used to being made of rubber again.

    Hehe, get it? Cause rubber bounces?

    (...just end the event already, I'm tired of even being acknowledged anymore...)

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    2. Larry The Cucumber

      Larry The Cucumber

      [Job] said:

      “Naked I came from my mother’s womb,
          and naked I will depart.
      The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away;
          may the name of the Lord be praised.” (Job 1:21 (NIV))

    3. yui

      yui

      my takeaway from this is Job was a nudist

    4. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      If heaven was real, then how come Ms. Frizzle couldn't take us on a trip there? Ho-hoooo!

      (...and why does this lord seem so obsessed with naked babies and old people...?)

  11. You know, in a zombie apocalypse, you'd think there'd be an abundance of undead insects posing a bigger threat than the zombies themselves. Imagine irritating a bee's nest and getting attacked by a bunch of zom-BEES. LMAO!

    (...I could've sworn I felt a bee sting my temple just now, or maybe that was just the migraine I got from that joke.)

    Don't you mean you could've... SWARM? He-heyyyy!

    (...ugh.)

    1. Bram Stoker

      Bram Stoker

      Oh my lord, the wretched sides of this whippersnapper's psyche are now at conflict.

    2. Kurumi Ebisuzawa

      Kurumi Ebisuzawa

      Insects are too small to bite without making them unable to function. Unless the virus begins to spread through airborne infection, it doesn't seem like they'd be much of a threat in that kind of situation.

  12. "Pikings"? More like... patheti-kings, ho hooooo! (...yeah, I got nothing.)
  13. (...is just one letter away from "exit." Really makes you think, doesn't it?) Right? Like how the "s" might stand for "sit"... hehe, that's funny, cause it stands for sit. (...just give it a rest dude, your jokes have never been funny.)
  14. I may take you up on that, Gru, considering your minions have been outselling you since your first movie. He-HEYYY! (...not that I'd be worth anything to you anyway.)
  15. Dude, that's a nice bus! Reminds me of the bus I used to ride on for school! That's a nice thought, man! (...that girl reminds me of Phoebe... and Dorothy... and Wanda...)
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