Larry The Cucumber

...guh... ... ... Is it over? I'm alive? I'm alive! Oh, Kurumi, Thar, Mr Spaz, everyone else who saw what had happened, thank you so, so much for your help. I can't even explain what it was like with the whispers of that... that thing in my head. When I close my eyes, I can still hear them. In the back of my head. It'll haunt my nightmares forever, I think. But it's okay! I can open my eyes and feel the glory of God's love. That, and the memories of all your hard work, that'll keep me safe. First thing's first, I need to lie down for a bit. I feel like I've been hit in the head with a shovel or something. (also sorry about your book, LordCowCow)

It's let me be myself again To see the carnage that I've wrought And so I act through all this pain In hopes your efforts aren't for naught Here I present this final scrawl One final piece, arranged the key Replace the ink-splotched letters all Find the words that set me free

L̡o! ͞h͟ere is h͡e, w̨hom̀ ̶i͢ń c͝h̢il͞d̴hoơd ̀I̷ de͝d̕i̴catęd͡ ͘ţo ̀m͡y͞ alt̷a͠r̛s̸. Thi͟s ͏is͢ h̨e̵ ̶t̸hat o͡nce̶ ҉I ̸ma͜de̶ m̵y da̕r͠l͜i͟ng. H͕́i̶̥̻̼̮̘̼̺m̢̫̰̦̠̼ ͙͍͇I l̝̣̼̳͘é̳͉̰ͅd̸̼ ̟͕͖̳̫͓a͏̥͚ͅs̩͉͎͉̝̗̩t̯̮͎͠r͕̥̖͉͎͚̱a͍̤̦ͅy̟̤͚̹,̮͙̠̱͍̮̟͝ ̵̘̦̥͈h̗̤̭į̟̪͔̝͈̼͙m̵̻ ̡̪̯̪I̲͜ ̱̗̼͍̞͕̮be̢̝͉g̠̹͇̹̠͡u̩i͕l̻̮̻͎̳̟̦͠e̥̪d̤,̨̤͍͍̩̲̺ ̭̭̕a̫͔̤͔̟̹͢ń̫̥̖̩d͇̝̲̙̠͖͟ fr͘o̧̗m̨̤͎ ̷̹͚̜̘̟he̡a͕̱̪͔͇̰̗v̦̦͜e͍͔͉ṇ̗̻͖̼̞̥͠ ̪̦̫̗̣̕ͅI̸̗̣͔ ̟͖̫̣̣͞ͅͅs̢̮̥͍̠t͍o̝l̺̝͎̙̦̳̗͜ẹ̶̤͓ ̹̪̱̻̞̪͟a͙̱̮̗͔w̭̮͈͟ͅa̵y͇̝̳̯̹ ̢͓̮̭̟h͙̱̤̀i̸s̕ ̭͖̲y̭͈͚̣͜ͅo͍͢u̼̠̳n̷͓̣͎͎̞g͉͇̩̯͎̼̗ ҉h̸̰͚̙̜e̺͉a҉̰̩̙̺̻̟̱r̹̲̖̳̭t͓̯͍͍ ̩ț͍̲̱͞o̩̝̥̖̹̣͠ ̻̗͖̞̹̟̖m͈̝̖͇͠i̼̲̘̭ṇ̶ḙ̦̬̰̬́.͏̞͙ T̜̳̞͍̠h͉͇̲̻͚̼̟r̰̯̠̦̰͇̬ǫ̼͓u̵͕g̻̜̝̪h̛͇͕̱ ̫m̟̮͈e̲̭̙̱͉ͅ ͈̥̮̲̥͚͖dͅi̴͓̟̰̹͚d͓̖̲̳̲̺͠ h͏̭̹̖̬̰̙̣e͕̱̤̝ ̟͎̰ͅḅ̙͈̬ͅe͈̩̝̥͜c̜̫͇͞o͕͞m͍̥̱̳̤̖e͇͇͍ͅ ͎̺̝͓id̯͙̠̝͚ol̩̖͇̮͖̺̤a͚̬͓͍ṯ̣r̢̩̹̦̩̭̼̘o̺͚̮̟͖͜u̢̠͉̩̤̗ͅs͓̫;̬͘ a̲̰̥n͙͉̞͚͜d̰ ̺͓̼̰t̷̼̖̼̭h͉͕̠r̬͎͍̼̮̘ͅo̢̟̲̤̹̤̲̦u̵̯̻̼̝g̖̹̮̭̙͞h͓̺̰̲͕ ͚̪m̳͉̯͕̬̯e̶̬̼̥̭̹̥ͅ ̵͔̪̻̭̥̥̖ḭ̖͇͕ṭ̶ ̥̘̪̩w̺͉͈͇̮̠̞a̖̠͍̞̼s͚͚̱͚̫,͓͖̹̯́ ̱͓̯̺̱͓͈b̹ͅy͚͍̭̰ ̴̼ḷ̹͔͘a͙̲̜̳̗͈̭n̙͎͖̜͍̯͢ǵ̞̦̮̥̟͎u͍i͝ͅs̸̼̤̯̖̻̠͔h̻̟̖͈͚̳̤i̢̬͉n̡͔g͓̱̼͚͇̮͙͡ d͖̟̳es͙̝̹̫͎ͅi̛r̙͍͚̣e̼̮̳̺͘s͞,̖͍͍̹͎̬̣ ̩̻̞t̹̲̰͓̩͠h̷̖̮̱̺a̟̖̫͚͈͡ṱ̣̟͙̘̕ ̧̮͎h̫̫̟̦͚͙͜ͅḙ̣ ̣̩̬͔͇w͎̹̣͇͟ͅͅǫ̰̳̻̮̮̙r̰̟̪͖̳͜s̝͇̞̭̣͘h̷͈̮̻í̟̼̭pp̯̻e̪͟d̘͙͚̫̟ ͏̲̟̜͕t͎̬̱͉̮̕ͅh͓͢e̵̲ͅ ̷ẃ̼ǫ̞͉̺̮ͅr̠͕͚͉̲͡m͓̜,̮̥̗͚̜̻ ̼͇̺̻̬̳̠͠a̵n̸͕d̦͎̗͠ ͖͞p̶͕̙͚̱͈r̖͘a͍̗̩ye̻̤͎̩̬̳͜d̢̙̤͈̼ ͔̟̫t̠͎͟o͞ ͏̭t҉̼͇̪̲h̩͇̪e̟͓͈̪̠͚ͅ ̴̭̥̱̜͕̗w̠̻͠oŕ̥̰m͓͞y ̡͎͕̞͈g̮̭̤r͓a̲͍v҉͖͖̪̠̝ẹ̮̹̤͔̥ͅ.̵͖̦͓͚̝ ̴̗̫͔̩̬͎̭H̴͈̘̝ơ̗͉̼l̴y̦̠̙͉ ̩͓̟̘̮̯̰w̳̖̺̦̬a̗̬̮s̖̹̝̠͢ͅ ̼̹̟̦͢t͞he̸ ̰̰̻͓̥g͕̠̼͉̝̜r̭̼̖̺a̮̠v̼͔͎͚̣̞̞͢e͍̼̹͇̙̹ ̹̺̠̪̞̩̜t̪͍̀ͅó̰͈ ̭h̛͉͎̭͎i̷m̱̻̘̺͍̗;̹̗̝̣̫̻̗ ̰̕l̬̪̮o̶̹̥͖͇̜v̙͜e͍̳͉͓̰͙̕l͉͕̩͙̲̬̤y̵̫̠̼̙ ̺̟̝̣̟w̯̭a̦͜s͏̼͇̹̳ ̵i̖̳͓t̫̩̰̖̮̤͢ͅs҉̲̣͉͈ ̜̱͘d͍͔̝̙̼̟̠a̭̬͡rk̭͇̫̝̳̬̙n̯e̟̬s͎s̢̫̫;̭̠̙̦ ̹͈̦̞̬ṣ̼a͚̖iͅn̘̻̩t̹̰̟̖̙͙l͚̣͕̜̰̼ͅy̗̲̥ ͎̬i͏̘̲̥̘̙̰t̡s͖͔͟ ̧͈̠͉̜̜̘̳c̦̦̳ó̤͙̯̻̫̳r̨͇̲͓͍̰̳r͏͎u̖̪̘̻ͅp͕͇̯̘t͍͡ͅi̠̹͖̰͍̯͖o̹͇͍͍̩͚n̞̙͜.̳̜͈̦̟͔̮ ͚͍͍̝̼̹ͅ ͉ H̪i͏ṃ͍̭̬̳̥̥,̳ ̗͈t͏h͇̫̲͕̺̘̦i͔̦͚̪̺s̠̳̜̯ ̜̀y̞͎̳͍o͖͈͎u̴̥̰̤̦n̴̟͙g͏̺͉̟̹̬ ̧͕̭͇i͎̣̟͔͠d̝̠o͎̮̭͙͙̠ͅl̯̟̹͙̹͡a̰̜̩̘̻͇̕t̺͟ẹ́r͖̥̜͖̱̳̠,̩̻̠̫̦̬̪ ͓̤͔͖̬I̲͓͝ h̲̜̩͉̻̀a̶̼̳͎̺v̗̫̩̺ḛ̳̦ ̀s̳̩͈̩e̱̮̫͔̩̙a͉̤̝͚s͖͉̞̩̜̲o͕̼̝n̬̬̮̹͍͉͢ͅe̘͎d͉̯̠ f̥͇͚o̮̜̺̣̥̘͘ͅr̯̳̯̤̖͜ ̡̲̠̹͎t̹̞̭̭̣͉̟͝h̰͕ͅe͏̘͖͍̪͖̜̫ḙ.̯̰̣̮̗ S̵ę̴e̶̴ ̵͝t͘h͠a͘t ̵̧t͏h͠͡y ̧s͟c͏̛e̷͝p̵͝t҉re ͟͠l̛͜į̷ȩ́҉ ̢́he҉a͏͢v͠y̸̸͡ ̡̨oǹ͘ ̀͏h͢͝i҉̕ş̴ ͢҉҉h̷̢̀eą͡d̸.͟͟ ̸S̸̷u̢͡ff͠er ̧ǹot͟͜͏ w̵̛o̴͟m̧̡a҉̧n̡ ́͢͠àn͠d́͜ h͠e͝r͡ ͜͢t҉͡e̶͟͞n͞d͏e͘r̶ņ͢e̡͏̶s͟͝s̕͝͝ ̶t̶o͜͞ ҉̢͞s̡i̢̧͜t͠͝ ̶̢ne͘͠à͠r͏ ́͡h҉҉͟im̵ ͠í̵҉n̵ hiś ̀d͟͟a҉҉͝r͏͝ķ̕ǹ̴e͟͟͝ss͏.̶ ̴̛̀B̨́a͞n̶͏i͘͘͡sh̸͠ t̡͜h̛e͜ ͝f̢͜ŗ͟͝aį̷͠l̡̕t̛͝i͏͜͟è̛͟s̶̡̀ of̀ ḩ͜͠ơ̵͢p̸e, ̨̛͞w̛͟i̴͟҉th̡̢e͠r͏̀̕ ̀t͠h̵̢͢é͝ ̨͢r̕e̵len͢t͜í͞n̶͠g̷̷ ̕o̷f̷ ̷l͘͜ov͜͡e,̡͟ ́͢ś͟͜co̸r̵͡c͟͞h̨ ҉̸͠t̢ḩ̴e͏̸͟ ̵f̀ò͢u̢n̛ta̢̛i͜͞n̸͏ ̴͜o͢͝͏f͜ ̕t͝͠ę͜a̢rs̶̕.̴̡͟ C̨͈̰͍̺͔̻͈̜͍͓̻͓̥̗̭͚̱ͨ̌ͦ͆ͣͩ̏͂̋͛̍̇͛͋͐͘͜͞ͅU̧̯̗͍͉̠̭͚̘̪̯͐̃́̓́̍ͧ̉ͧ̍͡R̶̰̩̮̼̟̲̭͔͕̦̱̦̳̺̿ͬͬ͊̄̉̋ͯ́ͯ̅́ͬͬ̐̏́̚͢͜Ṡ̶̴̨͈͓͚̘͙̪ͪ̔́ͬ͜͝Ë̛͙̱̹̲̲̦̰̜̮̳̯̜̟͇̖̯͇͓̰ͨͫ́ͯ͘͟ ̡̰͖͍̥̟̰̎ͭ̀̐ͨͧ͋͛ͭ͂ͨ͟͢͝͡ͅH̵̨̝͍̭͉͓̱̠̙͙͙̣̩͈̻ͥ̌ͭ͂͊ͣ̒͐ͥ͛̃̋͐̈́̉̃͘͘I̬̰̤̠̮͛̒ͨ̂ͪͨ̿ͧͣ̾͆̐͘͘͝M̔͆͛̽̓̽̇ͦ͆̋͘͟͏̷̫͇̘̟̪ͅ ̷̢̠̬̹̹̠͎̏̂͐̑Ȁ̱͍̟̣̟͙̝̦̮̼͆͛̔ͦ̋̌̅̎͢S̴̷̢̛̺͕̜͍̗̤̼͉̩̩͙̻̪̫̯̪͉̏̉̑͑͑͌ͦͥ͆ͮ̂͒͢ ̵̸̨̞̞̞͇͕̤͙̫̮̟͖͎̙ͮ̅́ͨ̍͞͝O̵̢̲̼̣͕̥͈̻ͬ̓̎̈ͫ̕͜ͅN̶͍̠̬̥̙̫̞̻̦̹͊͂͂ͨ̌̍̈́̃̆̏̀ͧ̄͗̎̒ͫ̚̚͡L̖͎̫͍̳̩̺͕͎̺͇̿́̍̇ͦ̎ͣ̊͗ͨ̒͛́͜Ỵ͚̮̻̯͔ͧ̓ͧ̓̑̐̋̒͐ͪ̍̆̌ͭ́̕͘͘͟ ̸̛͓̫̲̹͙̳̅̆̎͌ͬ̅ͭ͐̌Tͨ̔̇͊́̔̾ͥ̓ͬ͛ͬ̄̐͏̤̺̜̪͙̮̹̭͚̘̜̮̻͇̀̕ͅH̸̯̪̼̰̠̮̞̬̺̻̖̹͓̣̮̮̳̒ͣ̓̑͋̄̓̌̇̐͑ͮͬ̐̽͑͡͠O̍̒̾̈ͫͥ̋ͣ̒ͥ́̂̈́̀̌͑̌́͏̙͍̪̫͎͇̳̱̖̙̝͇͝Ũ̷̷͍̱̩̜͇̞̜̦̪̜̺̦͆ͤ͒̈́́̈̍̈̚̕ͅ ̴͓̩̠͔̥͋̈̑̓̏ͫ̂͐̈́̍̈́̊͒̋̏̀̚̚Ç͕̹͔͕̪͛ͭͪ͒̌̿͌͑̓̎̉̊ͣ̾ͧ̔̀̕͢Ả̛̪̭̭̬ͯ̌ͣͪͬ̄͊͌̓̐̇ͪ̒́ͭ͠N͔̠͖̱͉̥̜̹̦̗͈̗̱̠̖͉̲̗̖̾ͣ̀͗̀̓ͬͪ̌̇̆̃͗̍̆̔́͘͡S̓̍̏ͬ̈͒̿͆͌ͬ̀ͪ͋͐́̂҉̲͍̜̱͚͖̣̦̞̭̳͙̞̘̹͔̭̀͘͢T̢̛̒ͯ̐̃̉͂̔̄̇ͨ̓ͤ҉̵̦̣̱͔͍̳̠̭͇̩̻̰ ̶̥̘̣̼̼͗͌ͬ̋̉̏͑̊́́͝Č̤̬̭͈̱̫͉͇̹̬̖̠ͭ́́̈̾ͪ͒̏ͬ͐̇̍ͤͥ̽͜͞Ṵ̴̧̖̱͔͍͎̜̦̮̣͕̖̺͉͕̓̊ͪͭ͋͊́͞ͅR̵͙̘̺̝̟̟̺̞̝̪͎̼̪̤̺̯̗̮͑̑̈́̿̈ͫ̐ͫ́ͣ͗̂͟͡ͅS͋ͮͬ̏͏̧̨̮̣͙͈̯̫̬͉̠͚̗͉̦̘͖̭͘͡ͅE͓̻̪̮̪̻̭͔̺̼̻̮̰ͭͣͨͨ͗ͭͭ̄̏ͨͧ̇ͩ̊͒̽̎͢͟ S̻͓͉̼͕̰̱o̰̰̝̻͓͔͡ ̣͠s҉h͖̳a͔͎̟̟l̡̻̱̥l̤͈͔͞ ͕̳h̢̪̯̘̩̳͔͉e҉̞̯̜͓̼͔͈ ̢͉̫͎̝͚b͙̝̗͉͟e̢̱̩̭͖ ̡a̟̰͠cc͖̠͍̣̻̼ͅǫ̲̱̯̪͇̝̼m̥͖̤͉͈p͖̹̱̜l͜i̪̖̯s̠h̻̘͈͓e̛͕͈̱̮̟ͅd͉͝ ͈̤͞ͅi̹̹͕n̪̪̱͢ t̬͉͍h̙̩̼̬ȩ͖̘̺̲͈̖ ̤̞̦̳̪̗͙͠f̧͎̭u͉͕͚̳r̥̦̞̹̩̲̕ń̺á͓͔c͚̙̤̺̘̺e̞̲̪,͎̺̝͓̰ s̡̮͔͈o̵͙̲̞̞̹̫ ͇̟̤̮s̡̰̣̮̼͇͚̰h̟͕͖̰̻͟a̯̙̻̪͇̪l̫͇̭͈̥̜͞l̻̞͕̭͙̺̀ h҉̮̟͓̙̠e̼͔͉̙͎͟ ̪̩ͅs͎̤̭̹̳͓ͅe̦̖̰͙͜e͖̭͇ ̕t҉h̯̱̻e͍͙͎͢ ̺͓̭͉̬̮t͓̣̖̭h̞̦͙̟̙̼͟i̲n̹͓̱̼͚̭g҉̺͔̳̱̠s̟ ̸̠̼̫̠ţ̖͚hͅa̷̦ͅt͍͚̱̖̝̝ ͍̩o͚̜̯͎̦̗ͅṵ̘͕g͉̰ͅh͎̞̀t̸̘ ҉̝n̖̳̣̟̻͝ͅo̬̱̲̱t̫̠̗͇̥̳̰ ̡̺̠̩tọ̢͙͈͓̠ ͏͔̺̜ͅͅb̦͕͈͎̣ͅe̸ ̱̞͇͠s̷̹e̳̥e҉̙͍n̦̙̫,̛̜ ̩͚͟s̠͡i͚g̹͕͎͎̬̮͈͡h̠̫̬̺t̷̤̱͖͖͍̼s̝̞̥͘ ̶̲̖t̰̝̹̠͠ḩ̜͈a̘̟̝̟̼̮t̻̰͇̜̪͙ ̠͚̫̪̖a̛͎̖̯r͙͎̮̥̟͔͘e̫̯̙̥͟ ̞̖̩̳̖̝͟a͈̲̖͕͕̻̟b̪̫̞̤o͕͕̻m͙͕̥͕̮i̩̫̭nạ̠̤͕b͎̙̪͙̲͙l͔͠e͉̦̙̥͈͔,͖ ̡̤̱̳̺̣a̼̭̱̳͎ͅn̵d̠̤̬̘ ̠̳̞̬̼̠̩͜s̷̳̘̙̼ḙ̵̲̹͕ͅc͖̣͓̻̜͟ͅr̙̟̰̠̩̼̳e͘t̻ͅs̢̞̠͍̹ ̰͝t͖h̪̩̝̼̠̻a̴̳͍ṭ̖̬̠͈̖͍̕ ̨̬̖a̵̫̰r̲e͈̜̮͝ ̳͈̜͖͍̠̹ụ̀n͈̯̞͉͘ut̫̰̲͔̟͢t̰̳͔̮e̙͍r̩͉̥̼̟̯a̫̫̖̼͙̦̦bl̙͞e̠͠.̞̳̰̠̥͓͙ S̼̟̣͜o̟̺̰̣̟̥̗̹̕ ̗̥̦͓̱̠̬s̛̱̫h̗̭͜á̝̲̬̘̱̣̭l̵͇̱̮̣͇̭͝l͚̝̤̥̕ ̷̟̤̞̠̞̖̭̬͟h̖͡͠ͅe̵̖̻̩̺ ̦͍̗͇̱͢͞r̨͉͉͇͜͠e̢̼͈̦a̵̭̞͖d͇̳ ͏̵̢̖͍e̢̛̺̼l̸̖̣̹͢͠d͎͍́̕e͇̻̻͚̙̥̼͖͜ŗ̰͔͉ ̵̟̜̗̜͕̹̼ͅt̸̗͔̀r̝͕̺u̸̪͖̰̙̬͖̩t̬̲̗̖̭h̜̫͚̖̩̫s͏̗̤̱̫͙̯̤͚,̢̨҉̠̰̯̳̭ͅ ̫͢͢ṣ̛̺́͡a̵̢͖̼̣̘̮̫̗̣͔͠d̨̖̪̮̹̦̬̘͍͟ͅ ̗̩͉̯̤̗͟t̢̛͉̙̫̰̣̝̗r̺̱u̵̸̲̘t̨̖͓̬͈̪̩̘̘h͔̮̯́̀s̡͙̤̹̜͕̻̪͢,̛̭̟̘͈̺͖̳͘ ̨̛̲͇̟̳͕̤ͅg̷̢̠̫r̡͖͚̭͖̯͘a̪͙̕͝͠n̶̝̘͔͈̥͜͡d̷̹̟̭̲ ̦͖̤̱̯̤t̸̤̳̖͝r͕̱͍̘̗̜̗͍̀u̖͎̙̻̫t̥͕̝̲͓̻̱̦h͏̲̜͈̖͝ś̠̣͕̟,̹̺͓̞̰͟ ̶̯̰͇̗̝͕̗f̟e̸͈͖a͠҉̙͍r̷̘̟̼͚̜͍ͅf̢̱ų̲̮̳͚̀͠ĺ̙̭͉͉̗̩͝ ̗͖̮̹͕̮̼̼t̢̬̗r̼̳̠͟͡ư̡̤͓͕͈͖̳͘t̜͚͍͍̗̘h̵̪͉̯͇̠͈͉͘s̴͕͝.̡̗̞̫́͡ ̻̪́S̭̝o̢̳̣̞͖̟͜ ͏̱̬̮͕̜̀̕s̡̩̥͔̩͉͎̳͢h̘̮̜̤̬̫̰͍a̸͎̜̼̹͝l̘͓̰͓͙͟l͔̟͎̻͖ ̤̙͇̤͎̣͎͉h̶̴̪̤͙̣̖̰ȩ̛̦̼͈ ̶̡̨̩͍̯̩͖̣r̞͈̦͖̘̭͔̘ì̬̭̯̪͢s͎̹͙̘̖̪͚̺e͔̱͇̩̫͓̟͎̙ ̙͍̯̝͝͡a̜̪͡g̶̡̳͖̮͕̜̼ͅa̵͉̙̭͍̳̲̕͠i̛̤̥͚̩̦ń̴͍̖̝͘ ͖̩̹̱̭͞͞b͞͏̢̣e̱̠f̷̤̬͔̺͎̦͙̣o̸͉͔͢r̠̰͢͞e͕͚͙̜̩̘͖͕̦ ̞̜̟̀͢h̰̖̰̲̖̫̀͞e̵͇͖ ̸̨̺̮̙͕̠̪̣͠d͙͝i͇̯̝e̸̶̠̠͈͓̠͉̬̰s̼͍͔͔̦͙̀͜͞,̳͓̤̝̼̩͖͠ ͓̱̳̻̪̜a̛͍̩͜ņ̞̪̳̫̹̺̖̞d̸̛̪̬̦̰̀ͅ ̳̝̳̖̤̰̩͎ş̬̱̟̝̲̩͡o̸͈͔̪̦̞͙͎ ̴̛̜͚̖͕͖̗͚͕s͜҉̘̜h͇̺͇̦͈̳̞͞à͕̤͎̙̮͍̥̠ͅl҉̡͕̞l͏̲͕̣̹̩ ͚̗̖̺̫̗͇̭o̵̘̹̮̞̳͖͍͇͟ṵ̫͎ŕ͓̥͕͈̞̮͖ ̬̟̀͜c̸̹̯̺͈͎͍̬̝͜o̠̯̹͘m̸̵̩̮̝̫̳m̢̭̪i̛̹̣̫̯͡s̴̙̠̱̬s̟̺͖̩̬͘i͜͏̟̦̰͙o̸͉̯̜̮̞n̡͎̻̜̙̻̱̥͞ ̞̻̰͢͡͝b̲̲̝̘͞ͅe͔̞̹ ̨̀͏͎̙a̸̶̠̫͕̰̹̻̞ͅc̖͎c͇͚͎̣͍̀́o͉̝͔̠̭m̡̬̥̬̩͖̲̙̥p̫͜l̸͔i̮͖̰̻͞s̠̫̟̺͚̞̱͖h̨̫̱̺̫̗͠e̶̡͖͍̗̤̰̯̯̼d͓̹͖ ̧͚͕̫̭͖̙̣̼w̶̨̦̰̥̖̯͜h̠̞̯͖̳̮͎̘i̸̯̬̭͡c̛̣̹̲̳͖̻̳͞h҉͖͎̺͈̙̤̠̟͍ ̼͢ͅf̧̗̤̟͙̙̫̟̦̻̕͞r͉͇̗̤̙̪̝̙̀͢o̗͇̘͔̠̼͎̲̕m̱̟͙͕͖͕̲̲͜ ̘̝̱̫̕ͅG̢͍̩̰̻̀o̲͉d̶҉̶̝̘̱̪͈̟ͅ —͔̱̺͇̗̘͚̪̦̮̬̖̓̀̅ͩ̌̒͘͘͝ẗ̥̣̲̲͖̥̹̰̱̘͉̩̜̯̙͎̼̈́̇ͭ̅̏̔͛̒͆ͯͮ̎̏̿ͩ͠͠o͙͇̳̭̠͚̗͖̯ͧ̽̀ͨ̔́͢ͅ ̸̨̛̜̮̟̭̙ͯ͌ͦ̋̆̑̈ͮͨͦͭͪͤͩͣ̎̾̚͟p̴̤͈̗͖̩̙͍͍̖͕͓̋͂̌ͪ͛̽ͥ̾ͦ̿͆̈́ͦ̀͘͘l̡̙̻̞̟̳̪̠̰̀̂ͩ͌ͨ̕a̰̣̠̥̭̝̜̼͔͇̗̦̍̒̽ͣ̆̅ͤ̚͜͢͞ͅg̡̛̹͚̟̪̲͉̮̼͍ͯ͗̐ͥ͟u̇ͮͦͯ͊̅̉͏̬̦̰̰̤͕̥̭̩̺̥͚̰͉͎̘͜e̴͓̬͎͕͓̮͕͈̝̗̞͗̊̾ͤ̓̈́͋̎̚̕͡ ̡̰̥͔̟͓̞̥͎̤͉͎̘̲̟̘̮͂͊ͩ͗ͪ̍̎ͬ̉ͤ͗̕͢h̴̷̙͕̮̻̭͇͖̙ͦ͛ͫ̇̿ͣͯ͘͞͝i̵̵̷̹͓͔̝̘͔͇̠ͬ̑̐͌̑ͦ̒ͧ͑ͣ̐͟͡s̸̵̼̩̭̺̼̲̖͍̝̄̈́ͬ̆͋͗͐̄̓̿ͤ̾͢͠ ̷̸̛̪͈̫̻̤̱̞̫̭͇̘̘̙̻̊ͤͯͥ̉ͮ̊̈̿̍̆̍̌͡͡h̄̐ͣ̄̄̈́͋̃̽̑͏̪̼̬̻̫̲̜̻͍͈̱̗̗͜ͅẽ̷͛̌̓̏ͣ̑̋ͫ͋̃̚͠҉͔̞̥̼̹̦͖a̲̰̖̰̩̰͙̭̗̙ͬ̊͊̔̈́̂̅͒ͨ̕͟͢͠r̴̸̢̀̀̑̈́͑̈́̍̒̎̔̍̄ͪ͗̉̓͜҉͎̣͔̞̯̗̙̜̗͉̞̹͖͖̥ṭ̵̡͚̫̬͚̝̥̠͔̝͇͍͇̠̱̪̏ͮͥ͗͐ͮͮ͋ͯ͘͜͟ ̯̟̦̲̳͎̲̣̰͋ͬ̏͛̽̓ͭ̀ư̖͚͓̝͎̥͉͎̼̱̟̼̫̠̰̽͐̍̆͐ͩ̑̽͐̈̉̂̋̿͐̂́́n̨̐͋ͩ̏ͫͣ̾͗̋͐́̆ͧͦͤͫ̎̚̕͜͠͏̬̝̖̙̖͚̖͙͇̳͎͖ͅt̮͔͈̬̙͖̻̞͔̤̦͖̙̼͖͇͍̹̀̑ͣ̓̽̍͆͋ͧ̆̃̇̊͂̉ͭͬ͜͞͠i̷̖̦̭̬̘̼ͥͧ̈́͒ͬ̓ͩ̆̎͋̂̐́̌͟͝͡l̵̷̴͔̲̜͓̦͈̽͂̾̒ͪ̒̋ͨ̈́̇̚͟ ̏̌̐̒̐̏̏͌͌͝͏̰̭̞͎͓̲̮̺͙w̵̶̼̰͍̰ͨͮ̏͋̍ͥe̱̬͕͇͉̩̻̱̫̖̬ͩͦͯ̅̾̊̀͌ͨ͆̅̀̚͘ ̨̢̻̲͔̖̲̺̟̹̝͕̖ͯ̾́̾ͯ͊̌͗̃͂̂̇̈̑͘ͅͅͅh̷̝̯̱͇͓̼͍̪̣̘͓̪̻ͥͮ̎̀̅̈̊̽̇͂̑̀̓́̚͜͞a̷̶̸̲̘̯̬̺̠̥͍̭͔̦͈͆̏͗̐̉͋̀̓̎̃d̨̗̱̞͈̮̱͇̬̭̘͔̣ͫ͐̂ͩ͊̚͞͡ ̵̸̡̻̤̲͔̞̜̣̫̣̹̖̘̩͙̇ͣ̏ͨͮ̈́̀ͣͦ̾̑̂̓͌́̚͘u̸̵̧̡̹̣͇̞̼̫͍̜̮̩̟͔͈̯͔͙̟̽ͫ͛̂͗n̴̅̃̊ͮ̈̀ͧ͘҉҉̰͖͕̦͈̗̦f̧̛͙̜̥͉̤̩̲͇̦̤̮̬͎̻̖̲ͭͣ̍́͢͝o̴̧̩͎͔͓̲͙ͬ̓͆̋̌̽͆̏͗͒̓͋͡͡l̴̡̛̟͖̲̮̗͂̇ͪ̂ͤ̃̈ͪd̢͇̝̼̣̣̣̞̯͚͍̾ͪ͂ͫͧͧ͌ͫͫͣ͑̌͒͜ę̸̿ͧ͌͛̽ͪ̑̑̓̆ͣͧ̐̒ͦ̑ͪ̚͞҉͚̞̙̦̗̙͍ͅͅd̴̗̘͕̼͍̜̩̣̗̩̯͎͈̥̽ͩͫ̀͐̍ͣ͑̉͊̽̇͋͘͞ ̴̸̢͈͕̬̙̹͕̗̘̙̟̤̪͙̿͑ͦͧ̌ͤͫ͝ͅt̃̇̇ͫ́̌͋ͪ̄̂͛̓́̒̊҉̵͎͔̺̟̼̠͉̘͚͎͔̘̠͖̭̳͢ͅḫ̷̢̯͕̩͎̞̪̣ͤ̀ͦ̈̉̉ͨͦ̏̊͘͟e̡̧̥͖̘̼̩͈̱̖̩̳̒̒̋ͤ̄̉̄͊̄̆͞͝ 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I͖͚̯̰̘t'͕͎s̖͉̟̭̘ ̙̻̤͍ͅr̰eḁ̣͓̯̝͈̟l̺̜ͅͅl̻͉y͙ ͖͇n̥͇̣o̦͖̰̪̤̞̜ț ̻͓̙s̫̤̖̰̦ͅͅo̺̞͖ ̼̱̣͓͎̳ͅb̯̬͚̲̙͈a̼̰̹d̝ ̮̝͙̜o͉̞̠̩n̳̖̦͖͎ͅce̤̮̰̼̠̙͔ ̞͖̜̜̘͕yo͉͇͖̜͖u ͎͕̗̹̠g̳͔͍e̗͍͈̫̺t͎͕͈̼ u̮s͙̠̳e̩̲̬͈̻̝d͇̱̭͔̖͕ ͎͈t͙̱̥͇̙̠͙o̝͉̲̪̟ͅ i̯̯̜t̞̦͖!̹̫̯̗͉̗̰ ̹S̙̪̰o͉̲͚̘̻m̹̲ͅe͉͚͔͎͈t̲̭̯̜͚i̻̩͕̤̳̝m̜̫̣e͔̤̼͈̭̯͍s͔̬̜̞̪ ̯̠͙̼͔it ̳̪̫e̟̮̠̤͈v̠̫͙̗͖̰͓en̞͔̖̺̰͎ l̯̙͖̟͔͉̲et͕̞̳͚̰̻ͅs ̗̞͚̤̻̟m̫̼̙e̹͓̪̰ ̖͖̹͔t̼͈̮̮̦h͓͖͉̣͇̳i̙̰̲̟n͈͔͖̙̟̙̼k͍ ͖͖͍f̩̠͕̥̖ͅor͇̝͚̥̺͚̲ ̺̯̙m͎̜͖̻̪̝y̩̦͓͖͉se̳̞̲͔l͈͓̪̱̫̞f̳̱̞̞̙̗̞!̩͙̺̳̪̺

I am ҉t͜h̶i͜n҉e̴ ́ene͞my̕, wal̷l̛owi̶n̵g i̴n ͢t҉h͡e b̛l̕o̡o̢d an͢d͝ filth͟ ̸o̷f̨ ͟my̨ sin̢s.̡..̕ I̛ am ͏t̸h͟ine͢ ̢én͟emỳ, ͏wal͠lowin̛g̀ in ̴the̕ ̀blo͏od ̷and ̷fílth ̢o̷f m̴y sins̵..͏.͞ I ͟am͘ th͝i͟ne͞ ̛en͟e̶m̨y,͢ w̴al̡lo̸wi͏ng ̴in͡ the̶ ̨blood͞ ͜a͠nd͜ fįl̴t̸ḩ ́of̶ ̧m̵y͘ ̧si͞n̡s..̀. C̞̭̪͉a̬̞̺͖st̪̫͈̝́ͅ ̴̼̺͎̗̩͕̩t̝̤̘̥h̛̲̙̪͍͍e̯̦̹̯̦ l̮̪i̤̩͖͉̕g̛͈̜̳̭̙̳ḥ̳̳̲ṱ̶̼͇̗̼ ̶͚̜o̞͖̤͔̫f̶̖̺͍̗̙͎ ̞̣̺̪̱̬̺t͖̱͖h̹̥͕̼͔́y̴̝̤͚ ̧̠̤C͚̳͓͙̳̹̣̕o̸̜͇̗̞̣̼u͖̝̟n̟̫̞t͇̖̼̯̤̲e̳̬̭̬͚n̸̮̫̬̬a͎̫̦̹͍̻n͓̝͖c̙͕̞̦̙ͅe̶̘ ͕̞̠̼ṳ̧̰̠̱p̩̠o͚̘͝n͕͔ ͚̲̜͙m̲͚̬̞̼͠e͕͙͕.̖̖̠͔̲̖͘ ̶̬̰̟ͅS̩̬͔̭͠p͚͔̥̝ͅr̝̹̺e̥̥̫͎̝a̕d̮̹̬̱͔ ͓͍̼̟͔͓́o̖v̧̮̥ȩ̻͖̣͚r̭ m̲̤̥̳͓̘͖e̟̯̲̥̞͉̦͠ ̥t̝h͚̫͚̩̱̩͙͢e͏ ̛̰̥l̢̖̣̩͔̣̞ͅa̛̲͍͇̬̫͇ͅp̳ ҉̩̝̦̳̯o̟̜͎̳̝f t̝͎̜̥͔̭h̰͠y ̙̕l̼͎̪̙̳o͖̺͢v͏͔͕̮ẹ̭͕͍͇.͖̼̜̗̗͞ ͔͎̟͍͖͓̰W͍͕̰̞̮̣͉͝a͟s̸̙̗̪̣̙̭h̘̝̤̻ ̖̦͠m͎͈̗̭̺̲ḛ̵͍͎͎ ̡i̕n̳͎͚͈̝ ̜t̘̪̥͇̼̭͔h̘͝e̺̤ ̤̻͓̲ḛ̸̝̣̮͇̬͇v͓͖̬̗̪̖e͖r̥-f͇̻́ͅl͕͢o̸w̯̘͇͚i̹̼̫̰̱̖͢n͖̠̜̺̗̟̲g͎̫͖ ̦̞̱͞fo̯̤͉̦̦͝un͓̼̪ṯ̼͇͍̣͟ͅa̳̹̗̫̬i̷̩̪̩̭n̦͓͈s҉̗ ̮̟͓̣̹̙o̪̩͍͞f҉ ͉͕̳͇t͙̘̙̱̮͔͢h̦̯͈̬̦y̼̩̯̯̥̯ ͓̭͡b̦̪l҉̪̯͓̙̰̘o̢̝̮o͚̙̦͞d̺̱ͅ .̩͞ ̵̣̥̬̜͎̲̲L̫̗͕̺̳̻̦ḙ͇̲ț͕̥̩̙̮͇ ̻̜me̮̙ ̫̥̬̱e͡v͇̀e͍̼͝ŕ ̧b͡e̝͉ͅ ̺̤̬̜̖͔̫w̮̘̙̪͎͓̜͟i҉̱̥̤̫͕̤̣th̥̗ ̮̘͔̜̯̲̬͟ţ̲̠h̫͎͎͝e̵̺e͕͚̠̻̱͓͞.̘̝ͅ ̥̺̭͇̯̙͡ͅW͕͕̺h̷̝̗̰̪ò̫̲̭̤̟̲̦l͎̝͔l̴y̸̹͔͕̗̼͓ ͇̣̹̰t̩̺̥͘ͅh̼̼̪͖̰i̯̣̭͇̙͟n͚e̤͙̼̭̥̕ ̰̜̘̗̝͕̤I̝̻͔̘ ͕a̭͙͔̯͍̹͔m̻̞̫̫̗, ͍̙̹̦͔̲m̪̠̦y̛̤ ҉͎̯̺͙s̖͢w͔͇ee̹͙̫̤̪ţ̜̟͓͍ Ḷ̩̹͇̟̭o̵̠r͎̲̗̘d̘ ͔͓̙͡J̴̗es̗̜̣us̖.̻͇ O͐͂̏̅̓͌͢͏̠̩͉͞ ̫͑̇̓͂̽ͪͣ͡m̮̭̪̭̲͌̇ͨ́ͧͫͣ͘͠y̸̫͔̥̼̓̑͂ͨͬ́͜ͅ ̵̰̼̪͓̲͇̝̩̅͒̿̅̇͠͞L̵̛̮ͨ̍̈́̀ͥͥ́ͣo̸̥̘̖̺̰̼͔̹ͩ̎ͥ̌̒r̢̧͇̦ͨͫͤͩd͕̟̞͚͉͎̠̲͖̏ͧ̏̔͘,̛̲̠ͩ̆͑ͨͮ͌ͮ͒ ̺̞͙̙͎͙͎̝ͥ̒̀̏̓͑̅͜m̤̰͂̊̾ͧ̃̀y̳̼̠̤̟͉͙̏̓͒́͘ ̷̜̰̫̲̰̹̋̎͢͜l̸̝͇̫̻̽̓ͪo̟̯̔ͤ̉͌̈v̳͙̳̋̓e̺̬ͥ͗̃́!̦̜̟̠ͭ ̷̳̟̼̳̤̮̤͐͌̌ͩ̓ͅK͋ͥ̉̏҉͚̭̬͇̮͙̰̜i͇͚̽̔̆͐̕͢͢s̘̟̜̼̥̼̠͐̅͐͑̔̄̍͢s̷̙̬̘̟̝̰ͤ̂̾ ̶̮̹̌͘͜ṃ̧̢̜̞̥̟͇̙͚̔ͪͫë͔͙̦̥͓͚̭̰́́̇̽ ̞̳̑ͥ̽ͤͨ̆ͤ͞w̲̳̬͙̹̤̜̼̓̋̅i̶̸͎͕̽̇̃̓͛ͤ͌ṱ̷͓͓̝ͤ̆ḫ̨͓̝͙̥̬̞̑̽̂ͯ͑͘͢ ̧̺͙͇͚ͭ̋͐͑͘͞tͭ̽ͤͥ́̉̋͗͋́҉͇̼̙̲h̴̢̹͉̗̝̘ͨ͋ͣͪͩ͗̏̈̑͡ễ̷̝̯̻́͝ ͓͈̞͖ͫ͆͒ͬ͗̋͜k̨͎͕̭̻͕͑ͮ͋ȉ̴̡̦̩̤̪͖̯̙ͣͧ̇̚ͅs̮̩̞͍͖͊̂́͋ş̷̟̝̱͖̤̤̼̭̦ͯ̂ë̶͈̟̟̖̠͙̙́ͫ̆̔͊̾̄ͧ̀̕s͕̦̋ ͈̤̘͌̈́̐̔ͪ̕͜o̩̤͂̌ͤ̓ͥ̚͡f̨͖͙͚̣͇͛͗ͨ ̛͍͔̻̭̭̳̖̙ͨ̽̊͒ͬ͞ͅt̡͖̞̥̲̗͎̮̙ͮ͟͞ḩ͔̥̟̀ͨ͒͒̎͒̒y͐͑ͤͩͤ̑͌͡͏̪͕̖͔͙̭͍ ͇͇̬̣̼̩̩ͯ͊͒̌̚͘m̶̟̰̪͖̺ͣ̑̔̒ͭ͛o̝̝̳̜͑̆ͦͬͦ̓ͧ̒ü̟̝̟̝͔̝͈̑̆̕t̸̝̭̰͗ͪ͑̀ḣͣͤ͐̽̿͗͏̵̨̣̪̫̖̥ ̛͍̮̬̻̄͋ͨ̄ͦͨͦ́͡ ̢̼̬̜͑ͨḦ͍̗͎͖́͑̂ͫ́̚͜o̧̔̒̄͏̰͔̦̼̣̤̠̼w̶͎̪͎͓͖̻͆͗͠ ̣̻͖̖̬ͥ̔̈̈l̸̬̜̖̼̫͔̩̜͕̿̈́ͫͥ͘o͎͍̯͍̘̺͓͑͆ͯ̇v̇̋̄͐̎͋̄͐ͫ͏̩͕̜͇͎͇̹̤̦e̗̪͉̪̹̪͑̓͌̍ͯ̀͘l̢͔ͭ̊y̵̨̘͈͙̮̻͎̙̒ͫ͋ͨ̊̚ ̨̡͉̙̪̮̳͖̊͗̅̄ͫ̀̂a͓̥͇͖͉͌͞ř̷̼͖̞̠̜͚̌̎͟ẗ̴̛̥͓̞̖̬̙̩̮͉ͬ͋ͦ ̪̙̯̲̬͊̾͑̄̐̈͐̐t̂̓ͫ҉̟ĥ̨͍̜̱̝̲̗̤̌͛̇̀͘o̹̱̤ͤͬ̾͋ͪͮ̇͒͢ụ̸̬̪̪̯̬̩ͤ̅́!̅̇͞҉̣͕̟͓̝̖̫ ͇̟̞͇̜̦̼̞̄̃̈́ͩ̈̚ͅT̝̞̣̘̓ͮͦ̅̍̿ͅh̞͙̺͕̳̬̠͎̣ͥͤ̃͋̋̂y̨̜̝͉̤̜̰̫̼̅́͞ ̗͈̐̏̿̚͞ê̞͋̊̆ͩ̈̋̉͆͡͡m͎̣̬̃ͩ̌̉ͩͬ͌b͚͈͈̻̥͙̲̠̀̃̇̓̿̂r̨͖̺̳̖̱̦͚ͪ̍̎̆̽ͨ̕a͐̃̏̽̎ͮ̑͆̚҉̣̭̦̗͕ͅc̡̙͍̉ͯͬ̋͘e̿̊̒̉͡͏͚͚̕!̧̮̘̮̙̳̖͉͈̾ͬ͜ M̵̗̠͈͎̜͔͇͔̰̘̫͉̙͖̖͍̝͊̈ͦ̉̏ͮ͑͑ͤ̉͒ͬ̊͡Y̡ͯ̀̒ͬ͜҉҉̟͎̹̱͉͎̯͔͖̰̗ ̪̠̪̮̥͚̗̭̐ͭͧ͒ͭ̒̋͂̈̏ͮͩ̅ͦ̔̂̄̋ͭ͢͢͡L̸͖͙̦̦̅̓̆̊̕̕͢͝O̵̙͎̱͚̼̳͖͕̠̍͌̎̈ͬͩͧ͗ͤͪ͊̿͘R̡̦͎̫̭͎͔̟̣͓̟̙̟̜̰̥̱͔̯̤̂͒͐̎̔̈́̅͆͑̕Ḑ̴̡̯̗̟͉̥̳͔̖̜͍͇͓̟̺̰͗ͬ͂ͤ͛̇ͤ̈͠ ͙̠̙̥͖̪̦̬̦̣̩̭̺͍͕̤͓ͧ̃̈́͆̅̐̂̓̔͒̄̈̏ͥ͑̇̃̎͞M̴ͦͦ́̽ͧͨͫ̉̂̏͏̨͈͙̱̼̲̘̤͢͢Y͆͂͆̌҉͉̼̺̩̙͘̕ ̴̶̛͔̮͚̪̰̼͓̯ͥ̌͋̓ͦͯͯ͒ͫ͗͒ͥ̚͞L̶̴̶̷̞̪̣͙͕͎̙͓̪͖̱̠͔͓̈́͆̾͆̑ͪ̅̽͂̅͋̈́͠O̶̝͓̳͈̦͖͙͐̏͂̓̌̉̎̃ͭ̿ͩͯ͛ͤ̀̿̏̿ͪ̕͝V̝̱̟̞̺̮̭̖̥̥̫͕̘̮̥̹̻ͧ͂̊ͥͭ̔ͥ̎͘͟E̶̒̒͛̉ͮ̆̓̎͑ͤ̈̃̑ͣͤ͘҉̦͔̠͉ ̢̯͉̪̟̲̞̮̠͚͔̐̔̽ͥͯͤͬ͑̓ͩ̓͐͊̔ͯ͒͑̍͟M̴̶͕̱̬̘̯̥̭̰̲̼̬̝͙ͭͯ͂̈̈ͥ̀̚Y̢̲̩͖̝̘̹͙͍̗̥̜͓̲̠̭̰ͨ̎ͫ́̈́͐ͬ́́̕͝ ̸̥͉̲̟̗͍͖͚̜̦̳̗̭̤͈̭̮̭̈͋͋ͫ͗̏ͅS̢̛̭͙̟̙̬̟ͨ͐͊̓̍̏͒̾̑ͥͣ́ͧͣ̅̉́ͦ̚O̴͇̪͔̥͙̖̣̦͍̬͉̼̟̬̍̓̿̍͂̏͌ͤ̃̀͟Ų̭̻̱̠̤̲̙̠̩̘͓̯̭ͧ̊ͭͭ̒ͥͮ̏͋̒͆̋̀́̚̚͘͢L̡̢̛͈̺̘̩̗̫̰̣̰͉͕̥̜͕̙̯̠̎͗̎ͫͅ'̷̡̼̼̫̼͎̗ͩ̀ͭ̓ͣ͛̿̅͊͡͡ͅS͍̮̘͎̯̹̮͛͐̄̉̔̿ͪ̇̄ͣ̌ͣ̅̕͟ ͕̼̝̯̰͙̫̪͍̦̱͍͚̻̩̭͙ͬ̓̂̾̉̓ͮͩ͆ͦ͠ͅͅS̴̴̸̡̮͈̝̝̦̫̻͕̳̥̖̦̞̭̰̻̺ͬͪͯͧ̔͊͌̏͛͌Ả͎̬̖͖̖̼͎͓̟̜̮̮̗̱̘̽̎̏̉̍͘͞L̆ͥ̏̓͛͐ͨ̀̑ͥ͆ͩ̄̔̑ͣ̄ͭ̚͏̶̰̥̗̦͕̳͍̝̹̠̼͔͟V̧̡͓̫̲̻̭̲̯̜͔͓͕̼̗͇̾͋͆̒̔͛̌̄ͤ̿ͭ̋̚͟A̴̸̡̫͍͚̞͙̰̠̖̼̲̍̑ͭ̓͆̅́̍̑̑̒ͫ̇̋͢ͅŢ̵͎̦͎͉̹̝̞͈̣͍͈͈͇͙͙̹̥ͮ̿ͪ̓̿ͣ͗͂͝Ȋͦͤ͐̂ͨ̄̋ͤͦ̉̾ͬ̈́̇̚̚͏̡̖͚͕͎̼̯̲͇̟̳̮͘ͅO̵̷̙̼̦̱̪ͣͬ̐̈́̆ͤN̛͍͓͍̲̖ͨ͆̅̊ͯ̐̓̌́́͞ ̵̵ͤͫ̿̋ͬ̿̈́͏̜̘́ͅT̛̯̘̱̱̮̻̙̯̦̭͎̯̣͆͂̀̄́̈̎ͬ̒ͦ̈̆̎̿̋́A͚̭͔̙͓̹͕͕̝̤͈̘̲ͣͤ̎ͩ̇͛ͩ̔̿̊̃ͥ̈́ͣ̾ͤ͂ͪ͋̀́K̵̸̛̳̥̬̫̞̼̝̝̻͚̤͉̼͗͑̎̆̎̒̋̾̈͢ͅẸ̵͔̳̺͎̻̦͕͙̻͎̺̙̳͙͉̘̟͛ͫ̔ͩ̆͂͑ͣ̉̀͘͟ ̸̨̡̼̳̫̜̣̠̯͙̱͕͍̲͊̿ͫ̑ͦ͋͟͡M̷̸͚̻͍͈̜̹̼͇̜̞̍̅̽̾̈́̌ͯ̈̈́̓ͯ̄̐ͮ͛ͭ́ͅE̶͚̮͎̺̟̘̟̮͔̣̰̽̅̉̇ͭͨ͐̈́͌̓̒͘͜͜ͅ ̋̎̔ͦ͊̑̈́̇̈͢͢҉̬̥͔̤̤̮̲̣̗̜̙̖̺̝͇͇͟ͅT̷̛̠̲͔͍͈͚̜͇̰ͯ͂̓ͮ̋̽̌͂ͫͪ͗ͧ̀͜͢O̍ͩ̓ͪ̏͗̌ͯ̄͊͋́́͑̂͑͏̴̴̵͕̥͇̳͕͈̥̠̥̺͈ ̶̙̯͔̖̞̭̟̐̾̓̅͘͠T̵̷̢̝̟̩͙̦̪̗̗̦̦̭̖̙͓̳͔̮̲ͩ͆̓ͤ̄̔͛ͫ͛̈͟͟H̴̐̽̑̋͏͔̘̤̻͔͖̭̞̰̳̼͝Yͥͭ͐ͨ̽͑̈́ͤ̏́͏̶͏̸̪̦̱̱ ̨̨̹̥̜̝̻̝̺̪̝̯̗̠̱̤̊̅ͩ̇̑͊̈͒̆̊ͥͬ̔̏̑͛́͢L̴̷̫͈͈ͬ͆̉ͦ̒ͮ͐̔̂ͫͦ̑̃̋ͪ͆ͫ͢A̳͓̯̮͙̦̦̠͉͓̟͓̣̯͖̱̙̤ͪ̍ͮ͒ͬ̏̂̂ͣ̚͢͝͡P̴̛̩̯̬̞̮̼͇͓̺̙ͯ̎̑ͤ̽ͦ͘͝ͅ

People have sent this to me, so I figured I'd share it with all of you in case you haven't seen it yet! Really cool!

Sure! I have to admit, I was never super good at praying -- that's just one of the problems of people saying you don't have a soul -- but I can definitely try. It can't hurt, can it? *Ahem* OH, Saint James the Apostle, Patron of Laborers, I ask you now for an intercession on behalf of my friend who I only know by the internet handle MetalSonic but love and respect all the same I ask that you and our Father above you help and guide MetalSonic as they seek the job they desire And bless them on any endeavors they embark on in the future If they encounter obstacles, guide them through And let them revel in their successes In our Lord Jesus' name we pray, Amen I do want to stress that these are never guarantees. Prayer seldomly does things by itself. Having to do hard work to reach your goals is still going to be hard work, prayer or no prayer. But I hope you find it comforting that somebody is thinking good thoughts about you, and I really hope you get that job you're chasing.

Oh, one more! There's a character on a soap opera I whose name is Barbara Manitee, and I kind of have a crush on her. There isn't a good picture of her on the internet, but here's a picture of me with a plush I have of her. It's not a super flattering picture, I admit, but it's what I've got.

Hey everyone! So, what we're about to discuss is something I think about a lot, and it's something that's actually a pretty big debate behind the scenes here at Veggietales. You see, some people on staff think that Bob, myself, and my other cast members don't have souls because we're not human, and therefore cannot have any relationship with God unless we're playing a character who does (see: Daniel in our first episode, played by me!) We had to make a few changes to the show because of this, actually. That line in my signature, that line that we say at the end of almost every show? For those that have signatures hidden, it's "Remember, God made you special, and He loves you very much." It's a concession we had to make to those exact people. But to other memebers of the staff, well, they quote Saint Thomas Aquinas a lot, and I'm sure I'm getting this a little bit wrong, but they argue that because we move around and talk, we must also therefore have a soul. So what do you all think?

Okay! You get... The Hairbrush Song! Based on true events! I never did get my hairbrush back...

That's okay! Also, Lord CowCow dm'd me, so you get their points as well.

You get... The Water Buffalo Song! This is actually the first song we ever put together! There weren't supposed to be any more after this, but so many people liked this one that we just had to make it a recurring segment! You get... The Yodeling Veterenarian of the Alps! When we wrote this, I didn't think it was actually that hard to yodel. Boy was I wrong! Also, I'm really glad we got Phil Winkelstein for a cameo. We were really happy with his work as Frankencelery and just had to have him back.