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please may i have 1,000,000,000 points


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my recent plea for mere 10,000 points fell almost entirely on deaf ears, barring the frankly insulting donations of 10 points apiece from messrs cowcow and ash, and regrettably for the children of the orphanage the debt into which i have plunged the parent company that is responsible for their building has only escalated at an astonishing rate from that point due to a series of failed investments, and i am forced to return and make one final desperate plea in the interests of those poor innocent boys and girls

if you can find within your heart a greater margin of kindness than the two wealthiest point-hoarding weasels could deign to spare it would be much appreciated, as i am in fact a blackjack master with a foolproof winning system that can turn as little as 10,000 points into the requisite 1,000,000,000 within a matter of hands, but i just need that small initial investment to make real the dreams of our beautiful homeless abandoned children who i'm sure you'll agree don't deserve to be left out sleeping rough under bridges like trolls in the depths of winter as they currently are

thank you for your attention to this matter and merry christmas to all except cowcow ash and rewas

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44 minutes ago, LordCowCow said:

fine fine if you insist 

oh thank you so much kind sir! how gracious a gift! how kind a concession! how beautiful a bounty you bestow upon me! the children shall sing for years to come of the great cowow the kind!

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