Larry The Cucumber 21 Posted October 22, 2019 This is normally the part where my friend Bob says, "Hey, kids! I'm Bob the Tomato" and then I say "And I'm Larry the Cucumber" and then we start the show but Bob's not here so I get to get be a bit more creative. Lentils, gentlecabbages, and every vegetable in between, it's me! Your favorite cucumber, Larry! Yeah! That was a lot more pizzazz than Bob normally lets me do. Oh, and I even get to do the song bit! I think I'm a pretty good singer, but I normally get stuck playing the tuba during the theme song and it's a whole thing where I play too hard and faint. Believe me, doing something like that every episode can really take it out of a cucumber. So what I was thinking instead is that we could all do a sing-along! I'm sure you all know the words. I'll start. *ahem* If you like to talk to tomatoes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pepsi Man 7 Posted October 22, 2019 If a squash can make you smiiiiiiiiiiiile (with Peeeeepsi!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivan Ooze 2 Posted October 22, 2019 If you like to waltz with potatoes... What? Just cause I'm a galactic villain who's hellbent on destroying the world, doesn't mean I can't enjoy good TV. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Death 8 Posted October 22, 2019 A talking cucumber!? I've seen some fucked up shit in my time... ...you're, like, top 20 on that list. Maybe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites