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5 minutes ago, MetalSonic said:

How accurate is the Max Brooks Zombie Survival Guide?

I wouldn't know. I'm not very good at reading English.

1 minute ago, Uncle Death said:

So why a shovel?

I can think of a few better weapons

Like a katana

Or a scythe

Maybe a golf club

When I had to kill my first zombie, it was the nearest thing I could use as a weapon. It's done a lot of work for me since, so I'd feel bad using something else.

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Do you have a list of rules like Columbus did in Zombieland? If you haven't seen it, it's mostly a bunch of survival mantras, though there's also advice like "Double tap your kills" and "keep up on your cardio" in there.

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3 minutes ago, radio414 said:

Do you have a list of rules like Columbus did in Zombieland? If you haven't seen it, it's mostly a bunch of survival mantras, though there's also advice like "Double tap your kills" and "keep up on your cardio" in there.

Yes, actually! Here's a few that come to mind.

  1. Don't go out alone at night, period. If you can't protect yourself, don't go out alone at all!
  2. Stay in shape. Drink plenty of water and make sure to get enough nutrients, exercise, and sleep!
  3. If your shelter is self-sustainable, make sure to fortify it so zombies can't get to you.
  4. Stay in good spirits! It's not easy getting by out here, but if I couldn't stay positive through it all I'd lose my mind.

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50 minutes ago, MetalSonic said:

Which is worse, the zombies or other survivors?

It's the zombies, of course.

28 minutes ago, LordCowCow said:

Gūguru hon'yaku feikā o oriru

え?

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7 hours ago, Pepsi Man said:

Do you think the Doomguy could help you out if he came to your world?

...maybe? For some reason, the idea puts me on edge, like it would somehow make things worse after he cleaned up the infected.

5 hours ago, MetalSonic said:

Why do zombies only date intelligent women?

If this is a brains joke, I'd like if it you kept it to yourself.

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25 minutes ago, Segata Sanshiro said:

I am sorry for what happened. I thought the cow meant the dinner for me and Sakura. Would you allow me to make it up to you?

Really, it's fine. Even if you had it with me instead, there's the problem of getting me there and back, and I'd be leaving my friends basically unprotected for the whole time.

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