Kurumi Ebisuzawa

5 minutes ago, Darj said:

You killed him with an anchor! How... how are you even swinging that thing around? Where did you find an anchor to begin with? Well, as long as it works. Here's your points, plus a bonus for surprising me with a new weapon.

If you become a ghost, what happens to your body? Does it stay dead?

Good idea! I'm not really in it to win any popularity contests, but it would be nice to see how many people vote for me!

1 hour ago, The Frost King said:

Survival tips huh? Sure why not

Even something as trivial as a letter tied to a balloon can find its way to other survivors if you're lucky. If you're trying to contact others to find help, do anything you can. Although, you may have trouble finding helium and balloons, depending on where you are.

48 minutes ago, LordCowCow said:

Just the tip?

This should sound obvious, but no matter where you're holed up or how well you've fortified your new home, always make sure you have an escape plan! You never know what might happen.

Another ghost. She doesn't look harmful though. Nice to have you here!

Vampires...

They're not quite zombies, are they? They're like, smart zombies.

I'm watching you.

1 hour ago, Segata Sanshiro said:

The undead shall not threaten SEGA customers!

If you're lucky enough to be holed up somewhere with solar panels, make sure to conserve electricity. Especially on cloudy days! That means you probably shouldn't sit around playing video games all day.

42 minutes ago, Yami Bakura said:

I already have a survival tip, it's called manipulating a piece of the Millennium Puzzle so I can still exist.

That sounds... bad. And probably against some weird law I don't know about. How about something a bit more conventional?

If you're stuck somewhere cold and snowy, build an igloo. That much is obvious, but make sure you sleep above the entrance!

2 minutes ago, Spooky said:

Well, I'm already a ghost. But let's do this for fun.

It should go without saying, but you're better off trying to make friends out of any other survivors you meet, rather than enemies.

3 minutes ago, radio414 said:

Do you have a list of rules like Columbus did in Zombieland? If you haven't seen it, it's mostly a bunch of survival mantras, though there's also advice like "Double tap your kills" and "keep up on your cardio" in there.

Yes, actually! Here's a few that come to mind.

1. Don't go out alone at night, period. If you can't protect yourself, don't go out alone at all!
2. Stay in shape. Drink plenty of water and make sure to get enough nutrients, exercise, and sleep!
3. If your shelter is self-sustainable, make sure to fortify it so zombies can't get to you.
4. Stay in good spirits! It's not easy getting by out here, but if I couldn't stay positive through it all I'd lose my mind.

18 minutes ago, Darj said:

Give me advice, please! I want to survive!

You shouldn't drink water straight from a river or lake. Filter it first! Natural water can be filled with all sorts of microbes and parasites that humans don't have a resistance to.

14 minutes ago, radio414 said:

Sure, what'cha got for me?

Zombies aren't very smart, and easily distracted. Always try to carry some glowsticks and a portable source of noise to distract them with!

Am I doing this right?

I've seen...

...something like that. Yeah.

(these zombies don't count for the zombie hunt)

Energy!

6 minutes ago, radio414 said:

it's a bat but okay

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Sorry, about that.

Ahah, no, I should be the one apologizing! I didn't think someone would go the trouble of bringing a zombie all the way over here and all. Thanks for clarifying it was a bat though! It was moving so fast I could hardly tell.

Just now, MetalSonic said:

Lets go Ash Williams on this beeyatch.

Woah, a chainsaw!? That'll keep them down! Here's your reward, plus a little extra for using a new weapon.

A what of a what?

Are you... well, you know, alive? I can't tell by looking at you.

Just now, radio414 said:

An axe? Nothing like a classic, I guess. Here's your reward, plus a bonus for a new weapon. Though, this makes me realize I should clarify. Quotes for other zombie kills should be posted in the thread where the zombie is. Bringing it over here would take extra time, and someone might steal the kill out from under your nose while you're doing that!

Unimaginable power? With something like that, I could...

Never mind. I've got more important things to worry about than a scavenger hunt for some old relics.

I think I found a few cans of that stuff when I was out foraging the other day! They're pretty warm though so I'm not sure if I should open it.

How do you feel about the undead?

I like the one I already have, but if you have other ideas I'd love to see them!

1 minute ago, Larry The Cucumber said:

That's quite the pickle you're in! I asked Qwerty about this and got this as a response:

Then the Lord God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being. (Genesis 2:7 (NIV))

If you'll allow me to interpret for ol' Qwerty here, I think that that means that when a person dies, their soul -- that breath of life -- leaves their body. So whatever's going on in your life involving zombies or whatever undead you might face, they cannot be the same person as they were when they were alive. And whatever actions that body might take, that doesn't affect that soul.

I see. That's a relief! I thought it might be something like that, but hearing it from someone else is nice.