Ainz Ooal Gown

Are you Neo Card Maker's only defenders?  Is there no one else who can stand against my Army's might?!  Your monster's abilities do not mean anything against my Defensive Spells, if you were wondering.

Round 3

Let's turn up the heat.  You'll need more warriors to defend your Websites honor.

Let me clarify for those who aren't privy to war.

Everyone's forces will be joining in against my own.  And after you have summoned one monster, you cannot summon it again! As for your first assault, congratulations.  You have defeated my Skull Servants.  However, this is but the first of many you will face!  HAHAHAHAHA!  Prepare for utter annihilation Neo Card Maker!

Round 2

Let's see if your forces can muster up a good fight!

Finally, I have gathered enough Mana to summon an Army!  With these 'Trading Cards', I'm sure I will be able to conquer this website!  

  Here's how our war game shall be played.  Add up the Attack of all my soldiers, and summon one creature able to take them down!  However, you can only summon one monster per round, and their Attack cannot exceed that of 3000.  Let's see if this pathetic Website can muster up some good soldiers.

Round 1

I'll let you deal with the trash

Give them to me.  Taking over a new world requires funds.  

Behold my Desk.  It's cut from the best wood Yggdrasil had to offer.  You may bask in it's glow.

Hm?  You think you can strike such a bargain with the Great Ainz?  How intriguing.  

What are your intentions?

You absolute imbeciles.  The creature that you seek is none other than a famous card from a Japanese Card Game

Must I do everything myself?  

43 minutes ago, Post-Crisis Carlos said:

Overlord? More like over-RATED! HAAAA!

(...don't bother using your level 9 spell to take out my heart, you won't find anything...)

I wouldn't even need to waste the Mana on some miserable excuse of a monster like you.  If you grovel before me, I may allow you to become one of my minions.  

Hm.  You poor soul.  Struck down in the blossoming of youth.

I could save you...if you decide to join my legion.

23 hours ago, Kurumi Ebisuzawa said:

Hold it! I never said I would join you! I've got my own problems to handle and stuff, and working under a skeleton seems kind of contrary to the whole "trying my best to survive with my friends in a zombie-infested wasteland" thing.

Under the protection of the Great Ainz Ooal Gown, a zombie infested wasteland would be nothing compared to my Magic.  Join me as a Floor Guardian, and they'll be the least of your issues.  Refuse, and face the undead horde yourself...but be wary.  I might be the one in control of the dead.

22 hours ago, Ivan Ooze said:

Zedd baby is that you? Wait no, you barely look all brainy and flesh like. Still, interesting to see that there's another skeleton roaming around here... quite Halloween like if I have to say.

You remind me of those I left back in the Tomb of Nazarick.  Quite the entertaining fellow.  Join my ranks, fellow monster, as a Floor Guardian.  I promise you that I can supply you with all the ooze you can stand.  

It seems the Rulers of this realm have deemed me a Monster.  I do not usually succumb to the demands of the inferior, but you seem to have high knowledge of this place.  I await my...something

Another Undead like myself, and a little girl....I don't know whether to laugh or cry.  These are not the forces I'd thought I'd add to my new Tomb.

These...pikings.  How strong are they?  Would they make a good addition to my forces, or should they be skinned alive and hung out to fry?

It seems someone Stronger than I has brought me to a new Realm.  I shall find the one responsible until I have slaughtered them for making a fool out of the Lord of the Great tomb of Nazarick!  Hear me, Neocardmaker, for I am the Great Ainz Ooal Gown, conqueror of all!  I shall learn your secrets, and use them to conquer this land, much like I will my domain! 

But it seems my servants have not travelled with me this time...SO BE IT!  I shall raise an army, and use the denizens of this Forum as my own weapons of war!

So Declares Ainz Ooal Gown!

Now...please submit your formal request to join the Neo Great Tomb of Nazarick