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Life’s a party, unless you’re already dead on the inside.
Sir Cophagus
Such a relatable conundrum. I used to have death inside me, but now I just feel hallow. It is just not the same!
Due to insufficient recruitment, the 2020 Halloween Masquerade will be canceled.
What a shame. Not to worry, gents! We'll find my mummy next year!
*returns to tomb*
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