yui

A country with obese government that urges healthy lifestyles is called a hippocracy.

Hey go post in my AMA so I've got something to do on the road that doesn't require staring at a screen for very long.

https://neocardmaker.com/index.php?/topic/48-yuis-ama/

back on my bullshit? oh, no! i'm on an entirely new level of bullshit! i have transcended to a plane of absolute fuckery u mere mortals can only dream of.

i had to run my slippers through the laundry because of unfortunate chains of events. but now they're toasty warm slippers fresh out the dryer hehehehehehe

i stay winning

Thanks to being given an early present in the form of a Steam gift card, I now own Hollow Knight. Now please excuse me while I stay up all night playing this game and re-experiencing Psychonauts which I also bought.

imma be coming round to this here opinion thread when I'm done some FGO farming. in case anyone cares what I've got to say about shit.

Speaking of the spooky month, reminder to everyone that the Halloween Masquerade is still taking applicants for monster slots!

Got my copy of Pokemon Shield pre-ordered. According to Amazon it should be here on the day of release. Feels good to not be the poor kid who's months-years behind on every release anymore.

STRAIGHT TO DAMNATION

I appreciate how clean of bump posts the bump button has kept this thread, but that doesn't mean it should be clean of questions too.

spooky mode engaged

Posting this on my main because fuck formatting statuses. The Halloween Masquerade is now OVER! For wrap-up and unmasking, please visit the below thread.

father, i crave questions

you've heard of yandere now get ready for yamdere they express affection by giving you yams and only yams

f-zero doko

Hair length: Wayne's World in the back, The Ring in the front

happy new year and stuff. with 2020 coming in, there's only a few days left to vote in the NCM Awards though. don't miss your chance if you haven't voted yet; there's a juicy 1000 points prize just for participating.

if nobody else got me i know google's full understanding of what i mean with my very specific searches for a song that i don't know the title of got me

friendly reminder that this contest is open for votes

do you think santa hires krampus to eat naughty kids so that the elves don't need to keep finding more coal to give them and they can focus on making the increasingly technologically advanced presents for the good kids 

Limited-time offer: Ask a question now and receive one Final Fantasy 14 opinion in addition to your answer.

Ah, right, I suppose I ought to say: Thank you all for voting for me enough to grant me not one, but two awards. Whatever standards y'all had that prompted this, hopefully I'll continue to live up to them.

come on down to the second-oldest active AMA on the website

if you divide 420 by 69, the thousandths and ten-thousandths place in the resulting decimal will be 69. nice.