Arbalest's Big Crossbow

Why, yes, I do consider myself to be a bit of a pogchamp. Champ of knowing what Pot of Greed does.

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So, today's weird dream. There were giant, uh, hummingbug things flying around in circles making weird noises in the sky. For some reason I decided to climb into a tree and throw acorns at one, and then it flew towards me (and suddenly we were in a room which doesn't look like mine but apparently was mine). Then it started going Marie Kondo on a bunch of spoiled food lying around. It wasn't hostile or anything, and it was implied that it was going to eat the food.

I woke up starving.

One of these days Elon Musk is gonna send a spaceship to Uranus to turn it back upright, and this will subsequently awaken and anger space god.

r u hot for this teacher

I'mma match, she kerosene~

Happy 'Skyrim is Officially a Boomer Game Now' day, everyone!

GOD DAMN MOTHER OF FUCK I WANT TO MURDER THE SUN

As an American, I'm pretty sure that all of Europe is just Belgium.

Mother nature sure loves proving me wrong. Earlier this year I said it would never snow on Christmas over here. I go outside to get lunch and what do I see? Precisely two snowflakes

If things are easy for me, then they're easy, period. Everyone complaining about it is just an idiot moron who doesn't know how to breathe.