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Bram Stoker

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  1. Hades

    Monsters, roll call.

    1. Bram Stoker

      Bram Stoker

      Accounted for.

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  2. Post-Crisis Carlos

    You know, in a zombie apocalypse, you'd think there'd be an abundance of undead insects posing a bigger threat than the zombies themselves. Imagine irritating a bee's nest and getting attacked by a bunch of zom-BEES. LMAO!

    (...I could've sworn I felt a bee sting my temple just now, or maybe that was just the migraine I got from that joke.)

    Don't you mean you could've... SWARM? He-heyyyy!

    (...ugh.)

    1. Bram Stoker

      Bram Stoker

      Oh my lord, the wretched sides of this whippersnapper's psyche are now at conflict.

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  3. Larry The Cucumber

    I have a confession to make, everyone. Those things I sung about? Well, it's true.

    I've never actually been to Boston.

    1. Bram Stoker

      Bram Stoker

      Most shocking I presume.

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  4. Summer Darj

    With the Ooze, Uncle Death and Pepsiman around I'm really feeling the 90s. Hope things get groovy around here!

    1. Bram Stoker

      Bram Stoker

      Will the 1890s suffice?

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