Pepsi Man

On 10/25/2019 at 4:02 PM, MetalSonic said:

I love Pepsi.

That is good to hear! Have some extra Pepsi!

On 10/25/2019 at 8:22 PM, The Box Ghost said:

What was in that crate I might've taken?

Three fruity flavors of Pepsi!

I'm sorry I wasn't around as often as I would have liked. My job of delivering ice cold Pepsi was much more intense this year, and even I was almost overwhelmed! Perhaps I'll see you all around again sometime soon!

On 10/25/2019 at 4:00 PM, MetalSonic said:

Why do you own a fleet of Russian warships?

I got them as a gift from the Russians! I freed them from the tyranny of the Cola Cola Polar Bears, and they gave me them in thanks!

Have you tried sneaking your ooze inside of cans of Coke?

On 10/22/2019 at 1:14 AM, Uncle Death said:

I'm not sure how you're going to pass me a Pepsi through the screen

But I'm excited to find out!

I won't do that. I'll be coming to your place!

On 10/22/2019 at 1:27 AM, Darj said:

Pepsi me up, Seven Up!

Have a thematically appropriate Pepsi bottle!

On 10/22/2019 at 10:29 AM, The Frost King said:

I'm more of a Sprite guy to be honest, but sure I'll take a Pepsi

Sprite, huh? Well then. Have a Japanese Pepsi.

On 10/22/2019 at 5:29 PM, radio414 said:

but pepsiman, what if i am a misguided teenager?

Then I will guide you to the right path, using my favorite Pepsi flavor.

On 10/22/2019 at 6:14 PM, Nico said:

I'm not used to getting anything. I am the giver, not the receiver, after all.

Can you drink Pepsi while dancing? Even I have trouble doing that!

Do you think the Doomguy could help you out if he came to your world?

What is it like, being the Uncle Death?

1 minute ago, Yui said:

Worlds? Plural? Have you been visiting aliens or some shit?

Well, of course! Why do you think we have not been invaded by aliens? They do not want to risk their Pepsi supply! And not just to aliens! I head to other dimensions as well, giving them fresh otherworldly Pepsi!

Have you ever played Doom? You know how Hell invades that world? Well, that is because that world is a world without its own Pepsi Man. That won't happen in this world because Pepsi keeps the demons sated and at bay!

Are you okay? Do you need a can of Pepsi?

Would you like a can of cool Pepsi?

Would you like to help me deliver cool refreshing Pepsi?

What is YOUR favorite game on the Sega Saturn?

Question. You have no hands. So... how are you clapping? How can you hold a can of Pepsi?

Do you think you can hook me up with the Power Rangers so I can get a Pepsi-zoid?

Have you tried a nice cool can of Pepsi?

On 10/23/2019 at 8:20 PM, Segata Sanshiro said:

Good to see you, old friend. Thank you for the Pepsi so I could keep gaming.

What is your favorite game on the SEGA Saturn?

It is great to see you to! Thank you for the Sega Saturn to help me pass my down time!

Now, this might sound weird, but my favorite game on the Saturn is Shining Force III! I like some good RPGs to slow down and drink a can of Pepsi to!

On 10/23/2019 at 8:44 PM, LordCowCow said:

I still need advice about my mom's diet coke addiction.

Secretly switch out her Diet Coke with Diet Pepsi!

On 10/24/2019 at 12:25 AM, Yui said:

Do you like "is Pepsi okay?" memes? They imply you're second banana to Coke so I'm curious.

In my heart, I know Pepsi is number 1! So even if the meme implies we're second banana, if it spreads Pepsi around, then it's okay with me!

19 hours ago, British Soul said:

So how have you been since I last saw you over on YCM?
On another note, I had a Pepsi a couple of days ago, so that should please you.

I have been well, my friend! I have been delivering a lot of Pepsi, seeing the worlds, and having a good time!

And I am indeed pleased! I'm glad you have made such a good choice!

I have finished a Pepsi delivery run! Ask me anything!!

Would these numbers have anything to do with Pepsi?

2 minutes ago, Ivan Ooze said:

Is Coke okay? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I assume you wouldn't like it. After all, Coke is what misguided TEENAGERS drink.

After all, it's my job to make sure you all are hydrated with delicious Pepsi!

I... I can't be too mad you did a tier list on Mountain Dew. After all, Dew Girl is my faithful sidekick....

But a tierlist on Coke? And ONLY COKE? I can't... I can't even... I think I'm about to lose my cool. I need.... I need a Pepsi...

Because I am here!

Yes, it is I, Pepsi Man! Cue my theme!