Pepsi Man

That is good to hear! Have some extra Pepsi! Three fruity flavors of Pepsi!

I'm sorry I wasn't around as often as I would have liked. My job of delivering ice cold Pepsi was much more intense this year, and even I was almost overwhelmed! Perhaps I'll see you all around again sometime soon!

I got them as a gift from the Russians! I freed them from the tyranny of the Cola Cola Polar Bears, and they gave me them in thanks!

Have you tried sneaking your ooze inside of cans of Coke?

I won't do that. I'll be coming to your place! Have a thematically appropriate Pepsi bottle! Sprite, huh? Well then. Have a Japanese Pepsi. Then I will guide you to the right path, using my favorite Pepsi flavor.

I'm not used to getting anything. I am the giver, not the receiver, after all.

Can you drink Pepsi while dancing? Even I have trouble doing that!

Do you think the Doomguy could help you out if he came to your world?

What is it like, being the Uncle Death?

Well, of course! Why do you think we have not been invaded by aliens? They do not want to risk their Pepsi supply! And not just to aliens! I head to other dimensions as well, giving them fresh otherworldly Pepsi! Have you ever played Doom? You know how Hell invades that world? Well, that is because that world is a world without its own Pepsi Man. That won't happen in this world because Pepsi keeps the demons sated and at bay!

Are you okay? Do you need a can of Pepsi?

Would you like a can of cool Pepsi?

Would you like to help me deliver cool refreshing Pepsi?

What is YOUR favorite game on the Sega Saturn?

Question. You have no hands. So... how are you clapping? How can you hold a can of Pepsi?

Do you think you can hook me up with the Power Rangers so I can get a Pepsi-zoid?

Have you tried a nice cool can of Pepsi?

It is great to see you to! Thank you for the Sega Saturn to help me pass my down time! Now, this might sound weird, but my favorite game on the Saturn is Shining Force III! I like some good RPGs to slow down and drink a can of Pepsi to! Secretly switch out her Diet Coke with Diet Pepsi! In my heart, I know Pepsi is number 1! So even if the meme implies we're second banana, if it spreads Pepsi around, then it's okay with me! I have been well, my friend! I have been delivering a lot of Pepsi, seeing the worlds, and having a good time! And I am indeed pleased! I'm glad you have made such a good choice!

I have finished a Pepsi delivery run! Ask me anything!!

Would these numbers have anything to do with Pepsi?

I assume you wouldn't like it. After all, Coke is what misguided TEENAGERS drink.

After all, it's my job to make sure you all are hydrated with delicious Pepsi!