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  7. Posted

    "Welcome to my house. As you can see, I have knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers."

    "This isn't really tilted, or a tower."

    "Well, you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here 'cause I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay."

    "I'd like to be in the friendzone! I'd like friends!"

    "It's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than an accesory to these women. But as a gamer I don't get respect."

    "Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me."

    "That just makes you a beta cuck. That's difference between you and I, Silver the Hedgehog. I'm an alpha male[...] anyway, where we dropping boys?"

  10. Posted · Edited by DragonSage

    This doesn't entirely relate but me and a classmate decided to trade Pokémon Crystals for some god forsaken reason. I distinctly remember wanting my own game back again for some reason, but never got it. I think it was because it had a Hitmontop I was really attached to, and I didn't think he had started a new game or anything? I was a dumb child.

  16. Posted · Edited by DragonSage

    Eels, honey, eels.

     

    Also fun fact; american and european eels are different species because they move differently from the sargasso sea. Japanese eels are yet another species that are born in a completely different sea.

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