RE: RP Awards (The Cream of the Crop)

[radio414 910]

[COWCOW]
December 25th in the OOC subforum. It’s a place and date I’m certain my guest at this time will not forget. I’m talking about a relatively new yet well-regarded RPer, radio4-

[RADIO414]
Nothing means nothing!

[COWCOW]
Noth-

[RADIO414]
Nothing means nothing, Cow, nope! No more.

[COWCOW]
“Nothing means nothing.” What do you mean by that?

[RADIO414]
I’m talking about all the way to the top, yeah. I’m justifiably in a situation I’d rather not be in, but the cream will rise to the top, oh yeah. “Radio silence,” they say, yeah, but I got more to offer than Forum Admin Jack Tormey thinks that I got, yeah, and let me tell you something right now:

Cards stacked against radio414 in the RP Awards and let me say it, yeah, let me say it out loud, and let me POINT to the forum admins and mods and members. I, radio414, am not happy with your decisions voting in the RP Awards, yeah, I am the cream of the NCM RP subforum and there is no doubt about it.

[COWCOW]
Well, wait a minute-

[RADIO414]
Yeah, you Lord Cowcow, you know that I’m the cream of the crop!

[COWCOW]
Well, wait a minute, radio, I’ve got to ask you very seriously, do you blame Mr. Jack Tormey, the distinguished Admin of Neo Card Maker, for not being clear frontrunner in any of the RP Award categories?

[RADIO414]
Yeah I do, yeah. Outside interference. IN MY MOMENT OF GLORY, yeah, and now I’m living in a nightmare. And I am the cream. And now, not only the Best Writer and Most Helpful awards must fall, but the Best RPer award! ‘Cause Skaia, yeah, I am the cream, yeah. The cream of the crop. And there is no one that does it better than the Macho Man Radio Savage! Advance Clause, casual rules, it doesn’t matter, I’m better than you are, yeah. And I’m talking to everyone who participates in the Role-Playing Forums. And I’m even talking to Forum Admin Jack Tormey, yeah. I’m on my way, and nothing is gonna stop me! Nothing’s gonna stop me.

[COWCOW]
You know, just out of curiosity, radio, and I certainly don’t want to diminish your tremendous, uh, God-given talents, but I’m very curious, you post when you say you will, but that isn’t always very often.

[RADIO414]
Yeah, sometimes I take a break. Does the number of RPs I’m in affect my post schedule? Yeah? Nothing, zero, pure writer, yeah, and I’ve been, yeah, I’ve been maligned from the top to the bottom and ‘cause they can’t handle the Macho Man Radio Savage: THE CREAM OF THE CROP!

Nobody does it better!

[Sethera 290]

This post has made me realize that we're missing out on a very important category in the RP Awards. Best Shitposter. lmao