npt2 Neo Pokemon Tournament 2 Match 2-16

[LordCowCow 843]

  

Match ends 7/31 9 PM CST

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A well-known Professor (some say it was Professor Oak) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant Torterra." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the Torterra standing on?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's Torterras all the way down!"

[Sethera 290]

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"The Great Torterra comes, plodding slowly through the interstellar gulf, hydrogen frost on his ponderous limbs, his huge and ancient shell overgrown with forests. Through sea-sized eyes that are crusted with rheum and asteroid dust He stares fixedly at the Destination. In a brain bigger than a city, with geological slowness, He thinks only of the Weight."