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Post-Crisis Carlos

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  1. Post-Crisis Carlos

    Halloween? More like Hallo-WIENER! HO-HOOOO!

    (...I dunno what's scarier, my lack of brain cells or that image in my head. It will all be over soon, Carlos, don't worry...)

  2. Post-Crisis Carlos

    What's the deal with eggplants? I mean, they're not eggs... and they're not plants. Hehe.

    (...fuck you. You suck. Not funny.)

  3. Post-Crisis Carlos

    The event is coming to a close soon and I'll have to bounce. Shame, I'll have to get used to being made of rubber again.

    Hehe, get it? Cause rubber bounces?

    (...just end the event already, I'm tired of even being acknowledged anymore...)

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    2. Larry The Cucumber

      Larry The Cucumber

      [Job] said:

      “Naked I came from my mother’s womb,
          and naked I will depart.
      The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away;
          may the name of the Lord be praised.” (Job 1:21 (NIV))

    3. yui

      yui

      my takeaway from this is Job was a nudist

    4. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      If heaven was real, then how come Ms. Frizzle couldn't take us on a trip there? Ho-hoooo!

      (...and why does this lord seem so obsessed with naked babies and old people...?)

  4. Post-Crisis Carlos

    You know, in a zombie apocalypse, you'd think there'd be an abundance of undead insects posing a bigger threat than the zombies themselves. Imagine irritating a bee's nest and getting attacked by a bunch of zom-BEES. LMAO!

    (...I could've sworn I felt a bee sting my temple just now, or maybe that was just the migraine I got from that joke.)

    Don't you mean you could've... SWARM? He-heyyyy!

    (...ugh.)

    1. Bram Stoker

      Bram Stoker

      Oh my lord, the wretched sides of this whippersnapper's psyche are now at conflict.

    2. Kurumi Ebisuzawa

      Kurumi Ebisuzawa

      Insects are too small to bite without making them unable to function. Unless the virus begins to spread through airborne infection, it doesn't seem like they'd be much of a threat in that kind of situation.

  5. Post-Crisis Carlos

    When I can't think of a joke, I always think back on playing catch with my school mates and visualize the ball flying towards me... then it hits me! Heehee!

    (...I sure do miss them...)

  6. Post-Crisis Carlos

    When we had our trip inside Arnold, it was purely for educational purposes. You people and your kinks.

    (...if they did the same with me today, they'd find nothing...)

  7. Post-Crisis Carlos

    What do you get when an elephant from a Los Angeles zoo dies and its ghost starts haunting it?

    ...an L.A.-phantom! LOL!

    (...I, too, feel like a ghost just drifting endlessly and unseen.)

  8. Post-Crisis Carlos

    I don't know how to say this... so I'll just type it instead. Hehe, get it?

    (...we'll all just be dust someday.)

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