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Status Updates posted by Post-Crisis Carlos
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Halloween? More like Hallo-WIENER! HO-HOOOO!
(...I dunno what's scarier, my lack of brain cells or that image in my head. It will all be over soon, Carlos, don't worry...)
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What's the deal with eggplants? I mean, they're not eggs... and they're not plants. Hehe.
(...fuck you. You suck. Not funny.)
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The event is coming to a close soon and I'll have to bounce. Shame, I'll have to get used to being made of rubber again.
Hehe, get it? Cause rubber bounces?
(...just end the event already, I'm tired of even being acknowledged anymore...)
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You know, in a zombie apocalypse, you'd think there'd be an abundance of undead insects posing a bigger threat than the zombies themselves. Imagine irritating a bee's nest and getting attacked by a bunch of zom-BEES. LMAO!
(...I could've sworn I felt a bee sting my temple just now, or maybe that was just the migraine I got from that joke.)
Don't you mean you could've... SWARM? He-heyyyy!
(...ugh.)
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When I can't think of a joke, I always think back on playing catch with my school mates and visualize the ball flying towards me... then it hits me! Heehee!
(...I sure do miss them...)
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When we had our trip inside Arnold, it was purely for educational purposes. You people and your kinks.
(...if they did the same with me today, they'd find nothing...)
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What do you get when an elephant from a Los Angeles zoo dies and its ghost starts haunting it?
...an L.A.-phantom! LOL!
(...I, too, feel like a ghost just drifting endlessly and unseen.)
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I don't know how to say this... so I'll just type it instead. Hehe, get it?
(...we'll all just be dust someday.)