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Posts posted by Post-Crisis Carlos
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2 hours ago, Ivan Ooze said:Just gonna put this out there, Kurumi. I've seen the Evil Dead where the Necronomicon is from annnnnnd let's just say, the cucumber is in a real pickle. So much so that I'll even throw this out there: do we really want him to come back after reading that? My thoughts on it, good riddance to talking vegetables, let the dark powers of evil take him.
Hehe, this cucumber's in a pickle! I like that!
(...good riddance indeed, though, we might as well just leave him as he is, but fuck if I care either way.)
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Boy, things have really taken a turn. Like one of the pages in that book. Heh.
(...is it just me or are things just starting to get interesting here...?)
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Post and I'll give you my piece. I've got more feedback than a dog with food poisoning. LOL
(...that's... fucking gross, why did I say that?)
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Does your name compensate for your personality? Cause I ain't seein' any oozing from you. HEYOOOOOO!
(...I'm not really one to talk, to be fair...)
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Sega Saturn, more like... Sega Sa-TURD! LMAO!
(...I might as well just live on Saturn in solitude for the rest of my days.)
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22 minutes ago, Kurumi Ebisuzawa said:Fire's a pretty good idea! I'd use it a bit more myself if I wasn't worried about setting the school on fire. Here's your points, plus the bonus for a new weapon.
Burning them wouldn't be a problem. Just tell them that their decomposing flesh makes them look fat. HEYOOOO!
(...and then just burn them with actual fire and stare at the flames consuming their being with nature's purest form of cleansing.)
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"Pikings"? More like... patheti-kings, ho hooooo!
(...yeah, I got nothing.)
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(...is just one letter away from "exit." Really makes you think, doesn't it?)
Right? Like how the "s" might stand for "sit"... hehe, that's funny, cause it stands for sit.
(...just give it a rest dude, your jokes have never been funny.)
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1 minute ago, Ainz Ooal Gown said:I wouldn't even need to waste the Mana on some miserable excuse of a monster like you. If you grovel before me, I may allow you to become one of my minions.
I may take you up on that, Gru, considering your minions have been outselling you since your first movie. He-HEYYY!
(...not that I'd be worth anything to you anyway.)
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1 hour ago, LordCowCow said:Dude, that's a nice bus! Reminds me of the bus I used to ride on for school! That's a nice thought, man!
(...that girl reminds me of Phoebe... and Dorothy... and Wanda...)
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1 minute ago, Kurumi Ebisuzawa said:Eating brains is exactly WHY I'm worried! All your friends are dead, but all that means is you get to not be afraid you'll be the one that kills them!
...dude, too soon.
(...yeah, that was even lower than my self-esteem, which is... verryyy low...)
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25 minutes ago, radio414 said:If you were a piece of French toast, would you say that life was... pain?
More like "egg"-cellent!
Get it? Cause that custardy stuff that you dip the bread in to make french toast has eggs in it?
(...not like I need to be french toast to know that life really is pain either way...)
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Overlord? More like over-RATED! HAAAA!
(...don't bother using your level 9 spell to take out my heart, you won't find anything...)
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Hey, look on the bright side! All you have to worry about is eating brains!
(...makes me envy you, since all your worries are gone. Mine remain forever dormant and lingering like flatulence that follows you even though you walked away from that one person you had a crush on because you didn't wanna fart near them but when you walked back they smelled it and was like "did you fart?" and I was like "n-no...?" and they gave me a disgusted look and walked away, so I just sulked and walked away in shame and sobbed myself to sleep that night...)
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If there's anything we all need to fear, it's the possibility that all humor in the world goes away. What a future that would be! But there's no need to worry! With guys like me still around, I'm sure there will always be a good light-hearted pun to brighten everyone's day. Just don't make it too bright, or you could go blind! Hahaha!!
(...fear is just one of the many emotions I can't feel...)
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Well, at least something is better than nothing!
(...even though we'll all be consumed by nothingness in the end, anyways...)
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36 minutes ago, Yui said:I love me some puns but that one hurt me almost on a physical level.
You, I like. Plain and simple. I was worried after you seemed to disappear for a couple days that you would end up ghosting the event, but your presence in this thread gives me hope that this won't be the case. I wasn't really sure what to expect out of you as a monster since my familiarity with Magic School Bus is near-zero, but the combination of puns and dark afterstatements simply kills me every time. Don't be a stranger! Pending score: 6/10
Aww, you didn't like that one, huh? Well, I thought it was funny. Then again, I laugh at every joke I make, so I guess that's fair, lol
(...that score seems rather generous, though...)
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On 10/22/2019 at 4:46 PM, Kurumi Ebisuzawa said:Are you... well, you know, alive? I can't tell by looking at you.
Oh, I'm alive and well! Never been better!
(...if you count being a hallow vessel of flesh and misery as living.)
On 10/22/2019 at 9:17 PM, The Frost King said:Your name says Post-Crisis. What crisis are you referring to exactly, Carlos?
Only the crisis of a shortage of good punny humor in the world!
(...all of my friends died in a horrible bus crash and I'm more alone than ever...)
On 10/22/2019 at 10:02 PM, LordCowCow said:Why is the bus seat so sticky
Oh, I dunno, must just be a combination of leather and sweat that coagulated over time. Whichever cow they got it from, it must've gotten quite the workout before they harvested it. Ha!
(...I'm certain there were also blood and tears on top of that...)
On 10/23/2019 at 3:09 PM, Uncle Death said:You're looking a little pale there child
Why don't you go outside and get some sunshine?
It's good to take breaks between games bro
What do you mean? My skin is as exposed to the sun as ever! So much that it went from tan to white. Most people don't know this, but once it reaches this level, it's called being "sun-bleached." Very underrated, if you ask me!
(...some would also say people only get to that level of sun exposure by just standing outside and staring at it until you go blind and burned all over my body, but all it did was make me feel more pain, thereby more aware of the fact that I'm still alive...)
1 hour ago, Pepsi Man said:Are you okay? Do you need a can of Pepsi?
Nah, I'm good man, but thanks!
(...like I said before, I'm more of a Coke guy...)
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I suppose an opinion wouldn't hurt, unless you put a pin in the onion and make an o-"pin"-nion... hehe
(...I don't need the excuse of onion vapors to cry for that one...)
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11 hours ago, LordCowCow said:you're my favorite
Wow, that's very flattering!
(...still not as flat as my humor, though...)
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I'm sure at least some of you are curious.
...or not, and that's fine if you aren't. I wouldn't blame you.
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You must really... "pack" a punch, am I right?
...could you just put me in a box and ship me out of existence?
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Slayer? I never MET 'er.
Hehe...
...what difference are zombies from people if we're all just gonna end up dying anyway?
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I'd say I'm AGAINST 'em. Ha!
...we're all just empty husks of meaningless existence
(...the time has come at last...)
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The time for overdosing on sugar is here! Hehe...
(...the end of my existence is near...)
Heh... and those costumes, huh? What is this... a CONVENTION? Ha...
(...soon my being will cease to be and I will be but dust. Less than dust. Less than even molecules. I'll be but bytes of data reduced to zeros on a server...)
...h-hello? Is anyone there...?
Haha... I'm thinking about dressing up as Spiderman this year, in hopes that I'll make one of my jokes... stick...
(...my mere projection simulated by code, powered by the flow of electrons, will be shut off like a switch and I will forever amount to sudden darkness...)
...am... am I not funny...? I-Is that why no one's laughing?
...Phoebe? Dorothy? Palphie?
...M-M-Ms. Frizzle...?
(...take me, sweet embrace of oblivion! Consume me with your endless depths of nothingness as every trace of thought and memory ever-so barely acknowledged by humanity becomes eradicated into void! ERASE ME FROM THIS LIFE...!)
...well, at least I have this bus now, but... it's just not the same...
...guess I'll leave, then.
(...)
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