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Ivan Ooze

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  1. Posted

    1 minute ago, Mr Spaz said:

    According to Larry's last comment, F=A and U=U

    So,

    Scdq, scel, dq cmw ymu qcmujh npay:
    Mup Rascep dl cefvel,
    cajjmweh ae ymup lake,
    ymup idlbhmk tmke,
    ymup wdjj ae hmle,
    ml eapsc aq ds dq dl ceavel.
    Bdve uq smhay mup hadjy apefh.
    alh rmpbdve uq mup heasq,
    aq we ajqm cave rmpbdvel mup heasmpq.
    alh jeah uq lms dlsm seknsasdml,
    aus hejdvep uq rpmk sce evdj mle.

    (Bold letters have been translated. The rest is basically a cryptogram.

    ...are we quite sure that the F=A and U=U things weren't some new fangled smiley... wait, emoji, that's the word you kids use these days!

  2. Posted

    21 minutes ago, Larry The Cucumber said:

    I͖͚̯̰̘t'͕͎s̖͉̟̭̘ ̙̻̤͍ͅr̰eḁ̣͓̯̝͈̟l̺̜ͅͅl̻͉y͙ ͖͇n̥͇̣o̦͖̰̪̤̞̜ț ̻͓̙s̫̤̖̰̦ͅͅo̺̞͖ ̼̱̣͓͎̳ͅb̯̬͚̲̙͈a̼̰̹d̝ ̮̝͙̜o͉̞̠̩n̳̖̦͖͎ͅce̤̮̰̼̠̙͔ ̞͖̜̜̘͕yo͉͇͖̜͖u ͎͕̗̹̠g̳͔͍e̗͍͈̫̺t͎͕͈̼ u̮s͙̠̳e̩̲̬͈̻̝d͇̱̭͔̖͕ ͎͈t͙̱̥͇̙̠͙o̝͉̲̪̟ͅ i̯̯̜t̞̦͖!̹̫̯̗͉̗̰ ̹S̙̪̰o͉̲͚̘̻m̹̲ͅe͉͚͔͎͈t̲̭̯̜͚i̻̩͕̤̳̝m̜̫̣e͔̤̼͈̭̯͍s͔̬̜̞̪ ̯̠͙̼͔it ̳̪̫e̟̮̠̤͈v̠̫͙̗͖̰͓en̞͔̖̺̰͎ l̯̙͖̟͔͉̲et͕̞̳͚̰̻ͅs ̗̞͚̤̻̟m̫̼̙e̹͓̪̰ ̖͖̹͔t̼͈̮̮̦h͓͖͉̣͇̳i̙̰̲̟n͈͔͖̙̟̙̼k͍ ͖͖͍f̩̠͕̥̖ͅor͇̝͚̥̺͚̲ ̺̯̙m͎̜͖̻̪̝y̩̦͓͖͉se̳̞̲͔l͈͓̪̱̫̞f̳̱̞̞̙̗̞!̩͙̺̳̪̺

     

    (U=U, F=A)

    See? Quit worrying and just let things take it's course, my dear.

  3. Posted

    Just gonna put this out there, Kurumi. I've seen the Evil Dead where the Necronomicon is from annnnnnd let's just say, the cucumber is in a real pickle. So much so that I'll even throw this out there: do we really want him to come back after reading that? My thoughts on it, good riddance to talking vegetables, let the dark powers of evil take him.

  4. Posted

    14 hours ago, LordCowCow said:

    how much salt is in that ooze of yours?

    Probably about the same amount that I've found at your mother's house. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    14 hours ago, Yui said:

    Does your ooze have any relation to Nickolodeon's slime of days since past?

    Definitely not. My brand of ooze comes in a royal shade and color of purple, not this snot neon green. While I do find that this might be their way of imitating greatness, it's sadly not the same.

    13 hours ago, Post-Crisis Carlos said:

    Does your name compensate for your personality? Cause I ain't seein' any oozing from you. HEYOOOOOO!

    (...I'm not really one to talk, to be fair...)

    A terrible joke, but you got moxie kid! Keep that up and possibly get better material, and you might actually get to being quite a comedian.

  7. Posted

    On 10/25/2019 at 11:21 PM, Kurumi Ebisuzawa said:

    But what's your end goal with this ooze? You do have one, right?

    ...what's so hard to understand about total brainwashing of the adults, have them unearth my Ectomorphicon Titans, bring them back to life with my ooze, and wreak havoc?

  9. Posted

    Just now, MetalSonic said:

    That’s such an evil idea. Just think about the reputation to Coca Cola if such a thing happened.

    How much are those jars of ooze?

    Well, didn't see this pop up until after the fact. Jars of ooze are pretty much free, since I was just giving them away.

  11. Posted

    18 hours ago, Yui said:

    couldn't you just make an ooze with a higher concentration  of whatever causes the brainwashing so that it's easier to get people in that range? if it's concentrated enough you may even be able to get those teenagers.

    Hmmm, now THAT is quite the thought. Ah but at the same time, THOSE teenagers wouldn't be able to be affected, especially if they have their precious little power and that cursed Morphin Grid. Not only this, but if Z's precious Power Rangers were under my control at that point, there would still be Rangers, namely in this case the Aquitar Rangers... better known as the "Alien" Rangers...

    Hmph, sort of racist to label it that in my honest opinion.

    17 hours ago, LordCowCow said:

    do you like grape soda?

    I believe this here would be what you want to hear...

    3 hours ago, Pepsi Man said:

    Do you think you can hook me up with the Power Rangers so I can get a Pepsi-zoid?

    You'd have to talk to Z for that... OH WAIT! You can't! Cause he's no longer around! But if you happen to seriously be wanting that, if ANYTHING, you can ask one of those veteran Power Brats walking around to point you in the right direction.

    Hell, if anyone could definitely point you in the right direction, it be that "Knight in Ivory Spandex", Tommy Oliver. That man is still kicking it as a Ranger, no matter how many times he's "retired".

  14. Posted

    2 minutes ago, Yui said:

    if you're galactically feared but only globally reviled, does that mean earth is the only planet that hates your guts? do all the other planets think you're a swell guy?

    Ahhhh see, you get it! You'd be correct, lover of strange flat women... and people thought I was weird. But yes, Earth is the one to hate my guts, as the other worlds, well I haven't heard of any problems with me... possibly because they'd get outed if they did, but hey, who cares!

    1 minute ago, LordCowCow said:

    is 18 and 19 okay for you or is 20 the cut off?

    Now even I had to stop and try to figure out what you just said. As for that specific question, well, let's be honest... if you start dealing with adult problems in the world, let's say a job or pay bills or even make a career for yourself, then it's a good chance that you'll be getting brainwashed. I mean after all, there was a good number of kids and teenagers partying while my Ectomorphicon Titans were rampaging the city along with that being about the time I told the parents of Angel Grove to leap to their doom... none of them seemed to have a care in the world. Now, if that fiery she-witch that Hades told me about last year, what was her name... Ember? Yes, yes that's it.

    Now you look at her one cohort, some small ghost kid, only kids can see him, while adults can't. Sort of the opposite works here. Adults are easier to influence once their kids get ahold of a new toy in the form of my patented ooze. Kids and teenagers rebel, but when they reach that general age of adult responsibility, which to me may actually be well into 19/20... After all, the time that the old kiddies of Zordon passed their powers down to that new generation, they had just finished high school. Then again... now that I think on it, graduating high school is basically the first step in becoming an adult. Hmmm... oh great, I've just been standing here rambling!!!

  16. Posted

    22 minutes ago, MetalSonic said:

    If you were to get rebooted, who would you want to play you?

    Who to play me in a reboot? Hmmm, quite a thought. Between all the different possibilities, I would honestly think Jeremy Irons to work with this. He did a WONDERFUL job as everyone's favorite evil lion uncle, Scar. And he's quite the actor already, especially with villain roles. And if the campiness... and if you look at the previous Power Rangers movie reboot, I believe he'd be perfect for the role of moi!

  20. Posted

    Just now, The Frost King said:

    I remember you being on the old forum last Halloween, so what brings you back Mr Ooze?

    Seems like the amount of "Boss Monsters" they needed this year was a bit lacking. Aside from just that quite flamboyant robot and the literal flame head that is Hades. That said, they reached out to me and a few others to see if we couldn't... liven things up. And lemme tell ya, after what I was seeing going on last night with most of these new monsters, we're definitely the right ones to do the job.

  21. Posted

    15 minutes ago, Darj said:

    How much ooze do you ooze per day, on average?

    That my dear, is a question you shouldn't ask a morphological being like myself in public. But, if you must know, roughly about the right amount of ooze to take care of a city's adult populace.

  22. Posted

    8 hours ago, Segata Sanshiro said:

    What is your favorite game on the SEGA Saturn?

    I do fancy myself enjoying 1997 SEGA Saturn game version of Resident Evil. Any excuse to cause mass violence to some pretty terrible designed zombies is always a good day for me.

  24. Posted

    My last go round on this type of medium had my... what were they, associates? Slaves? Ah, that's right: minions! They suggested I do this type of thing, so what better way to kick things off here than another attempt at these.

    By all means, kiddies: ask the Ooze anything you wish!

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