Ice Cream Man of the Underworld

[Sleepy 211]

Ice Cream Man of the Underworld
[Continuous Trap]
If you control no face-up Effect Monsters and no face-up Trap Cards: You can activate this card from your hand.
Once per turn, if a Normal Monster is Special Summoned from the GY; you can draw 1 card.
Once per turn, if a card/effect targets 1 Normal Monster in the GY, you can have it target 1 additional Normal Monster. 

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I'm torn between wanting this to be quick and wanting it to be immediately usable upon drawing them, so against my usual policy of evading the "activate from hand" shortcuts, I decided to add it to this one.
It's a "Card of Safe Return" for vanillas, that's more like a Supply Unit in terms of how often it can draw you stuff...
it turns revival effects into double ones for vanillas.

The Ice Cream man theme comes from how normal monsters are "vanillas" and from vaguely thinking of Mortos der Soulstealer (from Invader Zim) as a funny thought while I was writing it....
*shrugs*

[Summer Darj 292]

Looks like solid Normal support to me. If anything I would find a way to make it into a monster to both be more on theme and parody the Underworld Girls, TGU, and Beat Cop, but it would need a convoluted Crystal-Beast-like way to become a Cont. Trap. Or perhaps a Pendulum Scale with a hand trap effect to place it as a scale during either player's turn?

[Sleepy 211]

9 hours ago, Darj said:

Looks like solid Normal support to me. If anything I would find a way to make it into a monster to both be more on theme and parody the Underworld Girls, TGU, and Beat Cop, but it would need a convoluted Crystal-Beast-like way to become a Cont. Trap. Or perhaps a Pendulum Scale with a hand trap effect to place it as a scale during either player's turn?

Can't say the thought didn't cross my mind but it'd need extra clutter for those options. Purely in monster form would make it more fragile and require other stuff to put on board on top of the plays that'd trigger it. Being a Pendulum for instance would require the extra form to be thought out. Sounds a bit complicated.