Hello everyone. Motivated by a Youtube video I saw of someone applying to jobs using Pokémon as job experience, I have decided to waste my time creating resumes and cover letters for various video game characters and applying to jobs at them to see how many interviews that they get, or at least any funny responses gotten. For my first run, I shall be applying to jobs as none other than the Demoman from Team Fortress 2. KABOOOOOOM!
We first need a resume for Demoman, or as his real name, Tavish D'Groot. Below is his resume.
Something about this resume you'll notice missing is education. In the comics, Demoman never mentions attending any kind of school, and considering that his mother made him get a job at a young age, he most likely never even graduated from elementary school. As for the housekeeping part, it's mentioned in Demoman's profile on the Team Fortress website that Demoman owns a housekeeping business. I also have a google voice number set up and an email for Demoman.
Of course, no resume would be complete without a cover letter.
I was going to run this through a Scottish translator, but figured that it wouldn't be legible if I did that.