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I'm not saying they can't roll. I'm saying that isn't their automatic response to being set on fire.

I mean, I'm not worried about lions stopping, dropping, and rolling.

Google search says 3 seconds to kill a person. Lion is probably comparable. I rate it at 70% chance I die, but 100% the lion does. Team pyroar wins.

But what if there is a roof?

you put out such hot takes so casually

Fucking monored. From left to right, Green Black Blue.

I'm less than half the size of a lion and I could probably beat it with a flamethrower. Probably.

@Themperor help

Did I miss an episode?

Right side up lion isn't even looking in the right direction. Mfer has his airpods in.

A trillion is like, a lot of mice

Lions aren't people

Monored. I... I think he's green/black? I'm not really sure who to call in on this one so we'll stick with my ignorant guess. Alastor is archetypical Red/Black. Honestly the entire cast is. Lofi hip-hop girl is blue/green Hmm... I'd say he's Red/White/Black. Heroic, but with fairly selfish motivations (winning the affection of Undyne) Very Green/White (the color combination that most values balance), with some blue mixed in because of his signature cunning. Definitely has red and black show through in his childishness, but I think that's minor compared to the rest of his characterization. Sounds mono blue to me, assuming this life-saving is more of a hobby than a public service.

Also they don't do much against actual literal lions.

You don't know that

This is true, predatory cats DO aim for the neck. Samuel L Jackson told me that.

Kaiba can only throw so many cards

The maximals.

Right side up lion wins. The belly is the weak spot, everyone knows that.

Rub n buff is wax with metal flakes. It comes in a tube. You put it on the thing, and polish until you're satisfied.

Don't invalidate control players like that.

Good thing they aren't battling a big lion, and instead are battling a ton of little bitch lions. Not to mention that a lion that big would die of its own mass, crushing its bones under its immense weight while its metabolic processes cook it alive. Also the length wouldn't scale linearly. You're calculating the length of a rope made out of lion, not a giant lion.

Just... Fly down and use surf 8 times... Then fly away. 8 surfs from a rayquaza is obviously going to be enough to kill at least 1 lion, killing all the lions by some interpretations, and you can just keep repeating until they are all dead. I mean, shit, at that point I'd just grant rayquaza godmode, since we're making up rules.

If we ignore the Supreme Court's ruling in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission in 2010, I almost certainly own more Beetleform Mages than any other person in the world.

Rayquaza could rest completely outside of the reach of the lions, giving it functionally infinite PP in a wide enough time frame. All it has to do at that point is spam surf until there are no more lions.