Ivan Ooze

My last go round on this type of medium had my... what were they, associates? Slaves? Ah, that's right: minions! They suggested I do this type of thing, so what better way to kick things off here than another attempt at these. By all means, kiddies: ask the Ooze anything you wish!

Is Coke okay? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

...YOU!! So the soda can with a heart comes back, guess Hades really must've liked what you were selling. Ahhhhhh put a sock in it, Pepsi. I won't deal with anything regarding you and your precious drink. Doubtful on those assumptions, because after all... I'm the BOSS of that game.

Fantastic...try and get away from these types of individuals.

Any of those boxes better not have my supplies of Ivan's Ooze in them, otherwise we'll have problems.

If you like to waltz with potatoes... What? Just cause I'm a galactic villain who's hellbent on destroying the world, doesn't mean I can't enjoy good TV.

Too kind, too kind! Ahhh you must be another one of those type of millennials or i-Genners I've been told about. I wouldn't be surprised that you don't know the true campiness of a villain such as myself. And a shovel? Please!! Have you got hit by a comet before?

Uncle Death? A grim reaper that rides a skateboard? ...I won't lie, you seem like you immediately stepped out of the 90s. I have a feeling we're going to get along swimmingly.

A man of SEGA? Hmmmm, I believe I'd need to speak with you. Namely to see if we can get something ported to that "SEGA Saturn" you seem to be proud of. After all, more people need to play the gem that is the "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: the Movie" video game, starring yours truly!

Six thousand years ago, a Morphological Being, known as Ivan Ooze, ruled the world with a reign of unparalleled terror. He was on the verge of completing construction of his ultimate weapons, the Ectomorphicon Titans, twin machines capable of enslaving the entire universe. However, a group of young warriors, lured him into a hyper-lock chamber and buried him deep underground. However... nothing stays buried and locked away for very long... on October 2017, a strange creature known as the Mayor found the Hyper-lock Chamber and released Ivan to wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting populace of YCM. Fortunately, the Power Rangers, who was held back by the strange magic of this Mayor and his cohorts, arrived and chased the morphological being away from the place he was terrorizing. This was thought to be the end of Ooze... Unfortunately, it wasn't... And you probably thought you'd finally be rid of me, huh kiddies? Well good luck with that thought! The bogeyman is back in action all thanks to Hades, and what's better: I'm what you call a Boss Monster now! Hmmm, say something's different... Ahhhh that's what he meant by "new location". Typical, I leave for a year and let some other weirdos entertain you kids and then the old place goes up in smoke... just like Zedd's evil streak when Zordon died. New location means new miscreants who don't know much about me. Guess I better introduce myself proper. I am the galatically feared, globally reviled, universally despised...you may call me Ivan Ooze.