Segata Sanshiro 6 Posted October 22, 2019 The solitary man who devoted his soul to the way of true gaming. Today, I come again to punish those who do not play with passion and devotion. I have been gone for a long time, training as to not succumb to the same fate I met the last time. I am stronger, faster, and more powerful than I have ever been, thanks to unlocking the true power of the SEGA Saturn. I have spent sleepless nights and tiring days training nonstop, expressing my deepest devotion to fierce gaming. Now, I bring but one message to all of you. You must play SEGA Saturn until your fingers break and your eyes burn from starring at the sheer awesomeness that is true gaming! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivan Ooze 2 Posted October 22, 2019 A man of SEGA? Hmmmm, I believe I'd need to speak with you. Namely to see if we can get something ported to that "SEGA Saturn" you seem to be proud of. After all, more people need to play the gem that is the "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: the Movie" video game, starring yours truly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Segata Sanshiro 6 Posted October 22, 2019 On 10/22/2019 at 12:31 AM, Ivan Ooze said: A man of SEGA? Hmmmm, I believe I'd need to speak with you. Namely to see if we can get something ported to that "SEGA Saturn" you seem to be proud of. After all, more people need to play the gem that is the "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: the Movie" video game, starring yours truly! But of course. It would be an honor to host a man such as yourself on the glorious SEGA Saturn. *bows* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Box Ghost 1 Posted October 22, 2019 It also comes in a box, right? You can give the box to me. It makes me stronger (I hope). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Segata Sanshiro 6 Posted October 22, 2019 31 minutes ago, The Box Ghost said: It also comes in a box, right? You can give the box to me. It makes me stronger. Yes, you may, as long as you do not harm SEGA customers, and harm Nintendo ones more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pepsi Man 7 Posted October 22, 2019 Well, well, if it isn't the only man who matches my sheer dedication to a product that brings joy to people! It's been a while, Segata Sanshiro! I miss being in Fighting Vipers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Segata Sanshiro 6 Posted October 22, 2019 Just now, Pepsi Man said: Well, well, if it isn't the only man who matches my sheer dedication to a product that brings joy to people! It's been a while, Segata Sanshiro! I miss being in Fighting Vipers! It is excellent to see you as well, old friend. Let us deliver SEGA Saturn and Pepsi together. We will vanquish the evils of inferior consoles and inferior soft drinks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Death 8 Posted October 22, 2019 Sega Saturn? Never heard of it. I bet it doesn't compare to the Death Drive 128, though! Can the Sega Saturn even run "LET IT DIE"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Segata Sanshiro 6 Posted October 22, 2019 24 minutes ago, Uncle Death said: Sega Saturn? Never heard of it. I bet it doesn't compare to the Death Drive 128, though! Can the Sega Saturn even run "LET IT DIE"? The SEGA Saturn is the greatest console to ever be produced. If you disagree, then I will have to punish you severely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites