Post-Crisis Carlos 5 Posted October 22, 2019 I'm sure at least some of you are curious. ...or not, and that's fine if you aren't. I wouldn't blame you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kurumi Ebisuzawa 4 Posted October 22, 2019 Are you... well, you know, alive? I can't tell by looking at you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Frost King 6 Posted October 23, 2019 Your name says Post-Crisis. What crisis are you referring to exactly, Carlos? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordCowCow 843 Posted October 23, 2019 Why is the bus seat so sticky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Death 8 Posted October 23, 2019 You're looking a little pale there child Why don't you go outside and get some sunshine? It's good to take breaks between games bro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pepsi Man 7 Posted October 25, 2019 Are you okay? Do you need a can of Pepsi? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Post-Crisis Carlos 5 Posted October 25, 2019 On 10/22/2019 at 4:46 PM, Kurumi Ebisuzawa said: Are you... well, you know, alive? I can't tell by looking at you. Oh, I'm alive and well! Never been better! (...if you count being a hallow vessel of flesh and misery as living.) On 10/22/2019 at 9:17 PM, The Frost King said: Your name says Post-Crisis. What crisis are you referring to exactly, Carlos? Only the crisis of a shortage of good punny humor in the world! (...all of my friends died in a horrible bus crash and I'm more alone than ever...) On 10/22/2019 at 10:02 PM, LordCowCow said: Why is the bus seat so sticky Oh, I dunno, must just be a combination of leather and sweat that coagulated over time. Whichever cow they got it from, it must've gotten quite the workout before they harvested it. Ha! (...I'm certain there were also blood and tears on top of that...) On 10/23/2019 at 3:09 PM, Uncle Death said: You're looking a little pale there child Why don't you go outside and get some sunshine? It's good to take breaks between games bro What do you mean? My skin is as exposed to the sun as ever! So much that it went from tan to white. Most people don't know this, but once it reaches this level, it's called being "sun-bleached." Very underrated, if you ask me! (...some would also say people only get to that level of sun exposure by just standing outside and staring at it until you go blind and burned all over my body, but all it did was make me feel more pain, thereby more aware of the fact that I'm still alive...) 1 hour ago, Pepsi Man said: Are you okay? Do you need a can of Pepsi? Nah, I'm good man, but thanks! (...like I said before, I'm more of a Coke guy...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
radio414 911 Posted October 26, 2019 If you were a piece of French toast, would you say that life was... pain? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Post-Crisis Carlos 5 Posted October 26, 2019 25 minutes ago, radio414 said: If you were a piece of French toast, would you say that life was... pain? More like "egg"-cellent! Get it? Cause that custardy stuff that you dip the bread in to make french toast has eggs in it? (...not like I need to be french toast to know that life really is pain either way...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
