Post And I'll Give You A Vegetable! Or A Fruit!

[Larry The Cucumber 21]

Hey everyone!

Isn't it funny how the show is called Veggietales when both Bob and I are technically fruits? It's true!

Anyway, if you post here, I'll show you a vegetable! Or maybe even a fruit!

Who knows? We'll see!

[MetalSonic 86]

Remember kids:

Eat your school.

Don’t do vegetables.

Stay in drugs.

[yui 578]

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

[Uncle Death 8]

I can't eat it, but I'll take one anyways!

[reparoni 161]

Vegetable me up fam

[Larry The Cucumber 21]

3 hours ago, MetalSonic said:

Remember kids:

Eat your school.

Don’t do vegetables.

Stay in drugs.

You might have some of those things mixed around there, friend!

You get... A leek!

They're not just fun to spin around and sing polka with, either! Leeks are super good in soups and sometimes even salads! 

2 hours ago, Yui said:

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

I might get in trouble for this one, but

Spoiler

You get... a carambola!

See those five points? That's why carambola are also called Star Fruit! Besides eating, you can also use a sour star fruit to clean rust off of brass. Like a tuba!

2 hours ago, Uncle Death said:

I can't eat it, but I'll take one anyways!

You get... a durian!

Look how spikey it is! You don't have to eat this one (though I'd recommend some sweet sticky rice if any people who do eat see this), you could use it as a projectile if you really wanted. 

1 hour ago, REP said:

Vegetable me up fam

You get... a Welsh onion!

This one also has a lot of names. Scallion... green onion... Legend has it if you see a duck carrying one around, that's good luck, because you already have the ingredients you need for a really good meal. But watch out! If the duck's been knighted you might run into trouble. Or so I hear.

[LordCowCow 846]

[MetalSonic 86]

Nah, I’m pretty sure I got it right. Leeks are also great for hitting people with. Can’t complain about that.

[Larry The Cucumber 21]

1 hour ago, LordCowCow said:

Spoiler

You got... the sweet potato!

Not to be confused with yams (which are starchier, ironically, making them more like a potato potato), these are very versatile little roots that you can candy with marshmallows for an Autumnal feast, make into a casserole, or grill alongside your steak!

The Moche culture of Peru also made ceramics modeled after the sweet potato, which they called "camotes".