(...the time has come at last...)

[Post-Crisis Carlos 5]

The time for overdosing on sugar is here! Hehe...

(...the end of my existence is near...)

Heh... and those costumes, huh? What is this... a CONVENTION? Ha...

(...soon my being will cease to be and I will be but dust. Less than dust. Less than even molecules. I'll be but bytes of data reduced to zeros on a server...)

...h-hello? Is anyone there...?

Haha... I'm thinking about dressing up as Spiderman this year, in hopes that I'll make one of my jokes... stick...

(...my mere projection simulated by code, powered by the flow of electrons, will be shut off like a switch and I will forever amount to sudden darkness...)

...am... am I not funny...? I-Is that why no one's laughing?

...Phoebe? Dorothy? Palphie?

...M-M-Ms. Frizzle...?

(...take me, sweet embrace of oblivion! Consume me with your endless depths of nothingness as every trace of thought and memory ever-so barely acknowledged by humanity becomes eradicated into void! ERASE ME FROM THIS LIFE...!)

...well, at least I have this bus now, but... it's just not the same...

...guess I'll leave, then.

(...)

fades

[LordCowCow 840]

I feel I helped somehow

Clearly this is a happy ending right?

Ending 5/102: BUSted

[Thar 502]

24 minutes ago, LordCowCow said:

I feel I helped somehow

Clearly this is a happy ending right?

Ending 5/102: BUSted

If that was a happy ending, then... what were the UNHAPPY endings...?

[LordCowCow 840]

1 minute ago, Thar said:

If that was a happy ending, then... what were the UNHAPPY endings...?

college

[Thar 502]

2 minutes ago, LordCowCow said:

college