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So I'm playing Sekiro Souls: Nioh was released twice, and honestly I have the same problem with it as all the other souls games with its bossing, the combat is all "dodge all attacks forever, get off ONE hit for 5% of the boss's HP, then go back to autistically dodging everything ever", like there's no way to play it except as hyper-defensive and manic-dodging and it makes all boss battles take an extremely long time, you can't take any risk at all for any reason and it's the only way to play.

Also, the posture system(where bosses lose posture as you perfect parry/perfect dodge their stuff, and if they lose all posture you instantly kill them) is almost not worth using just because ONE missed dodge/perfect parry/jump/etc will almost immediately spell your doom and bosses' posture bars are so enormous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ

I once met a lass so fine.

She was drunk on barley wine.

I'd been to sea,

for months a-three.

I knew I could make her mine.

And the lass was past consent,

So it was off with her we went.

And we threw her in bed

and rested her head

And we left, 'cause that's what gentlemen do.

Seriously, why hasn't PUBG PC gone free to play? The mobile app is free to play and just today I saw a bunch of people playing the mobile version, just bluestacking it like it's nothing.

What would society in your house look like if your toys were under toy story rules and did whatever they wanted while you were gone?

I feel like this image sums up ~75% of ycm and NCM: http://i64.tinypic.com/2v0zf3d.png

I think I'll replay Borderlands 2 soon, the only things I remember about the game were "butt stallion, say hello!" and other handsome jack bullshittery which was super funny, and claptrap making that joke about "was that an earthquake, or just your mom getting out of bed? zing!" joke which was great. Also I remember a broken as hell shotgun with "fires as fast as you can pull the trigger" and that was badass too

There's a constitutional amendment/change referendum in my country floating around and soon to be voted on that would make the current president(who's been here since 2014) able to be the president until 2034, by extending term limits from 4 to 6 years and giving the current president a special, unique two bonus 4-year terms as "transition", and raising his ability to choose judiciary appointees. Bear in mind, the constitution which actually put in the two term, 4 years limit was passed in 2014 only.

It has 90% support in the parliament. Also, any mention of what's actually in the constitutional amendments is completely scrubbed from the media, there have been basically no mentions whatsoever of it and googling any Egyptian source on it will only give you that they CAN pass it, not what's in it, so it will likely get rubber stamped by the voters too.

Risk of rain 2 has 63 thousand concurrent players rn two days after earlyaccess release, making it the game with the 8th highest concurrent players on steam now( a little bit under sekiro and gtav). Also it's 60k higher than risk of rain 1's peak players at 5k

That's pretty amazing

Risk of Rain 2 is out in early access, and it has a buy one get one free deal for the next two days, cool. https://store.steampowered.com/app/632360/Risk_of_Rain_2/

Risk of Rain 1 has a lot of praise, but honestly I played Risk of Rain 1 years ago and didn't like it at all, thought it was simultaneously too simple and too hard which left going "well what do I even do to beat this?" and had no clue what to do about it, then I played it two months ago and had basically the same experience, and nour could actually beat it but thought it was boring, so I'm hoping this is different or better.

Satisfactory is such a great game, it's everything I wanted out of a 3D factorio. Basically, it's factorio, you mine some ore, use it to build machines and stuff, then you build a miner to automate mining, build conveyor belts from it to a smelter, then to a constructor, then whatever to create a big long assembly line of whatever you want to make automatically with the goal of getting enough stuff to deliver for a "milestone unlock" which gives you more stuff to build and so on, and in 3D you can even build multi-floor factories or storages.

Also it has a lot of good features, ore deposits are all found aboveground so no annoying digging down, power is easy to distribute, and, best of all, ore deposits don't deplete but you can only have one miner on them, so if you build a miner on something you can leave it there forever and not worry about needing to move the miner and stuff later and the only limiting factor to your ore production is the grade of the miner.

It's gud. https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/satisfactory/home

How the heck is france's yellow vest protests still going? It's been FOUR MONTHS

Crystar is coming out on PC and PS4 in the west later this year. It's a game by a certain developer that you'll probably instantly recognize with just this image:

http://i68.tinypic.com/35d2q29.jpg

Spoiler, it's

Here's a compilation of anime yuri characters slapping the shit out of each other: https://i.imgur.com/2bGrGlC.jpg

I really feel like I need to step back and learn to actually draw before drawing, even the most super mundane images I draw take a ton of time, like this sketch of hollow Knight dreaming about being a butterfly took five hours and it's borderline unfinished and looks like it was made in a 2nd grade art class. Look at the bench and the cape on the bottom, I didn't put any effort into those. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1zdVKOX4AAOth6.jpg

But like, I get all my inspiration and prompts from the /v/ draw thread and people requesting there and I end up thinking I Need to finish stuff in a day or two before the requester gives up and leaves, so it's sort of hard for me to just wait and git gud.

Honestly Puyo Puyo Tetris > Tetris DS > Tetris 99 > Tetris Friends

You can @ me any time. Puyo Puyo Tetris's combination of both of the puzzle games is one of the most unique tetris experiences ever, Tetris DS had a ton of bonus game modes which were fun, Tetris 99 is super exciting, and Tetris friends is tetris 99 for poorfags

Also puyo puyo had the best and most hype Korobeiniki remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw3LQlQnuHA

oooooooooooof

https://i.imgur.com/FerODx5.jpg

The Caligula Effect: Overdose is out in an hour on everything except Xbox One, it's an action JRPG written, directed, scored, and has character designs by the same people who worked on the original 3 persona games(Persona, P2 Innocent Sin and P2 Eternal Punishment. Not Persona 3).  The premise is that your MC is just an average guy in a highschool, but then he realizes that he's in a computer program designed to recreate high school years of paradise forever, and he's trapped. He forms a group called the "go-home club"(are you getting SEES vibes yet?) and tries to get out of this simulation while befriending and convincing other high school students that this is a fake world, and avoiding and destroying the bodyguards of the virtual world.

Also it has a female MC now, hell yeah, Persona 3 Portable's female MC was one of the best things ever and was an extremely unique experience for me to see dating/relations from the perspective of a female character.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/889600/The_Caligula_Effect_Overdose/

Should I make an ama or a neo-new-"post and ill tell you what I think of you" thread? Is anyone interested?

I feel like Capcom almost proves that innovation in AAA games almost never works, like, they basically buried their IPs with bad innovations and gimmicks like RE5 and RE6, monster hunter on 3DS, DMC reboot, MMX7 and X8, Dead Rising 3, and so on and brought it back with DMC5, RE7 and 2, MM11, MHW, Dead Rising 4, and etc.

MHW, both REs in particular are now literally capcom's best selling games of ALL TIME, DMC5 is one of the most anticipated games ever, MM11 is considered to be bringing back megaman, etc.

I drew angelica farnaby and riley from VC4 doing... something goofy.

https://i.imgur.com/kvlnt9N.png

U got that:

Fun fact: Fate Grand Order has made 3.4 billion dollars in revenue, while the entire rest of the fate series has made ~70 million dollars(~2%)

DAMN YOU, KHEKH https://store.steampowered.com/app/1028500/Nightshade/

Dissidia NT is coming out on steam on march 12th, pretty happy about that, and it has a free version(4 characters unlocked which rotate every week) and a paid version with everything in it. I remember complaining about how this was one of the only PS4 games I was extremely upset about not being able to play, so I'm pretty happy, even if I hear that the game is super bad.