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I also would like a silly song.

Checkmate. My lucky number seems to be 3 so let's go with that.

@REP monkey knife soup potato

you got it dood

9/10 More like the very model of a modern average know-it-all 7/10 Am thinking comrade singer had too much vodka before recording. Even left babushka to do mixing on her own, cyka. 5/10. OP's suggestion. I wasn't gonna post this but then spaz's song made me want to, so without further ado... It's only a matter of time before I've posted every version of this song to ever be made. 10/10.

It's really tempting to trade lives with someone, but I feel it would be better to preserve the ones I've still got.

I could say the same to Sega's team! A monster in a similar line of thought to Pepsiman is never a bad thing, and you've been one of the more active monsters which is also good. Your general work around the forum has been entertaining enough, though sometimes I'm not sure if you're tunnel-visioning too hard on one thing in particular, or if you're trying to fill in the massive shoes Pepsiman left behind in 2016, or something like that. Pending score: 7/10. Seems you're out patrolling right now. You can read this when you get back then. While not quite as in-your-face as some monsters, you've tried to stay decently active around the website, even if most of it is through statuses and the zombie hunt. You should try breaking out of your shell a bit more. Otherwise, no real complaints here, but not much in the way of praise either. Pending score: 6/10 You aced it. My favorite monster of 2019 so far, though Larry may end up taking that spot if you fall off in activity. So take care not to let that happen! Goofy, fun, and packing all sorts of wacky ideas for the most interesting forum game I've seen yet on any forum, period. The only thing I can complain about with you is that I don't see enough of you, but there's really no way I couldn't say that since I simply can't get enough of your shenanigans. Pending score: 10/10 I love me some puns but that one hurt me almost on a physical level. You, I like. Plain and simple. I was worried after you seemed to disappear for a couple days that you would end up ghosting the event, but your presence in this thread gives me hope that this won't be the case. I wasn't really sure what to expect out of you as a monster since my familiarity with Magic School Bus is near-zero, but the combination of puns and dark afterstatements simply kills me every time. Don't be a stranger! Pending score: 6/10

Worlds? Plural? Have you been visiting aliens or some shit?

Not bad. 7/10. 6/10 The pirates always were my favorite part of the Jonah movie. 8/10. This smells strongly of the 80s. 8/10. sounds like a party. 6/10. OP's suggestion. I've been thinking about this song all day so now I get to share it with you all. 8/10

technically not a question, but qwerty's input would be much appreciated

At the end of each Halloween Masquerade, I do an event review all the same, but we're currently halfway into the event and I've got to say, I'm quite liking the event so far. Enough so that I want to gush a bit about the monsters we've got going so far. Non-monsters need not apply, unless it's to ask about a specific monster. If you're curious what the mastermind behind this event thinks of your monster, step right up.

couldn't you just make an ooze with a higher concentration of whatever causes the brainwashing so that it's easier to get people in that range? if it's concentrated enough you may even be able to get those teenagers.

so you don't actually know how the ooze would work on 18/19yo?

if you're galactically feared but only globally reviled, does that mean earth is the only planet that hates your guts? do all the other planets think you're a swell guy?

what's so bad about the hated arcade that they decided to call it that anyway?

aight hopefully this either has an obvious answer I don't know about or really gets your noggin thinking. for what reason are we as mortal men put on earth by god, only to go to heaven when we die (unless you did some really fucked-up shit and didn't repent/fess up to it), instead of just being put in heaven in the first place and only getting the boot to hell if we've been naughty boys & girls?

only if you're deep enough into a christian vs atheist debate. but the atheists who try to shit on religions aren't worth that much attention anyway so do with that what you will.

Do you like "is Pepsi okay?" memes? They imply you're second banana to Coke so I'm curious.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Oh baby, now this is an interesting forum game.