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Post-Crisis Carlos

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  1. Uncle Death

    The final moments are here!

    It's do or die!

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      Aw man, finals?! I didn't study, though! Well... tbf I never do, HA!

      (...at last, the final days of my existence are here, shortly I can finally just drift away into nothingness...)

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  2. Larry The Cucumber

    Mìster̵ @LordCowCow, I̢̯̪͍͟ ͏̯̦͔̤͓͚̳̮͠d҉̟͎̦̜ó͜͏̭̳̞̤̞n̡͇͈͝'̛͇͙̤̣͈͎̙̭̗͟͜t̠̣͙̻ ͏̘̰̼̺f̶̵̶̟̭̹̹e̩̤e̩̻͈̩͜ͅḷ̕ s̸̛͖̭̯̩͓̜͚̼̼̲̱͟͢o̵҉̡͕̹͕͙͔͈̜͉͈͔͚̦̮̝͓͇͎̞ ̢͖͈͈͕͙͓̮̪̜̬̀͜g̶̢̭̥̘̤͉̳͎̤͖̠̘͈̜͎̰̫͟͠o҉̧͠͏̭̝̦̝̬̻̀o͏͞͏͉̻̩̥̯͡d҉̧͎͎̖̮̘̫͕͙̞͓̪͇̳̟̺͕.͟҉̫̪̹.̸̡̜̥͎̣̱̼.͘͞͏̥̗̤͕̰͓̪̞̝ͅ

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      Looks like this cucumber's forgot to pay his... POWDER bill. Heehee.

      (...one day my day of being mere dust in the wind will come...)

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  3. Hades

    Monsters, roll call.

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      You're making us roll, now? I thought I'd only do those for school fire safety lessons. LOL!

      (...would you even consider me as an attendant despite my insignificance in this pointless existence?)

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  4. Larry The Cucumber

    One of the things about being a cucumber that people don't talk about is that you can get the craziest questions sometimes.

    Someone once asked me if being a cucumber meant I was "into voar (sp?)" and I had no idea what they were talking about.

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      Yeah, totally.

      (...yeah, totally.)

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  5. Kurumi Ebisuzawa

    Sorry about not logging in these last couple of days! It was raining a whole bunch so I couldn't go wasting the electricity for the computer.

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      Makes sense that you wouldn't wanna waste electricity, so that's not... SHOCKING... at all. Hehe.

      (...also not shocking that I'd take advantage of your perilous position for a dumb pun because all my empathy died with my classmates.)

  6. Post-Crisis Carlos

    The event is coming to a close soon and I'll have to bounce. Shame, I'll have to get used to being made of rubber again.

    Hehe, get it? Cause rubber bounces?

    (...just end the event already, I'm tired of even being acknowledged anymore...)

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      If heaven was real, then how come Ms. Frizzle couldn't take us on a trip there? Ho-hoooo!

      (...and why does this lord seem so obsessed with naked babies and old people...?)

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  7. Larry The Cucumber

    One of the things about being a cucumber that people don't talk about is that you can get the craziest questions sometimes.

    Someone once asked me if being a cucumber meant I was "into voar (sp?)" and I had no idea what they were talking about.

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      I assume they mean if you enjoy being eaten, but what do I know? ...Oh yeah, I was inside someone for a school trip, I remember now. LOL!

      (...I doubt they mean just being eaten...)

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  8. Post-Crisis Carlos

    The event is coming to a close soon and I'll have to bounce. Shame, I'll have to get used to being made of rubber again.

    Hehe, get it? Cause rubber bounces?

    (...just end the event already, I'm tired of even being acknowledged anymore...)

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      That's true! Thing is, I got nowhere to go.

      (...nowhere I want to go, either...)

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  9. Spooky

    For Halloween, look for treats, not tricks.

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      Tricks are for kids anyway, amirite? Hehee!

      (...but treats are just distractions from the biggest trick of them all... which is just life tricking us from believing there's something to live for before our inevitable demise...)

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  10. Segata Sanshiro

    But does it have Blast Processing?

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      The only thing the Sega seems to be is a... "blast" from the past! Ho ho!

      (...I can still feel the blast from my past...)

  11. Larry The Cucumber

    I have a confession to make, everyone. Those things I sung about? Well, it's true.

    I've never actually been to Boston.

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      I don't blame you. If my boss gained two-thousand pounds, I wouldn't go there either. Ha!

      (...then again, he always thought I was useless, so there wouldn't be a point anyway.)

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  12. Pepsi Man

    Well, well, well, I have to say I enjoy the new forum! Let's have a fun time this year, and remember to drink plenty of Pepsi!

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      I appreciate the "pep" talk, but I'm gonna have to say pep-"no" to that.

      (...I'm more of a Coke fan.)

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  13. Kurumi Ebisuzawa

    Woah! Is this thing functional? And with internet? What a find!

    1. Post-Crisis Carlos

      Post-Crisis Carlos

      Internet is great, at least until you end up... out 'er net.

      (...but we'll just be deleted within the next couple weeks so what does it matter?)

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