I... I can't be too mad you did a tier list on Mountain Dew. After all, Dew Girl is my faithful sidekick....
But a tierlist on Coke? And ONLY COKE? I can't... I can't even... I think I'm about to lose my cool. I need.... I need a Pepsi...
Hmm... A grim reaper from the 90s, riding a skateboard? Hmm... while it is cool, there is only one thing missing to finish off your cool, cool image.
There we go.
Don't worry, ma'am, I will find you, and not only deliver Pepsi to you thirsty survivors, but I will help you fight off zombies with the power of Pepsi!!
Well, well, if it isn't the only man who matches my sheer dedication to a product that brings joy to people! It's been a while, Segata Sanshiro! I miss being in Fighting Vipers!