Arbalest's Big Crossbow

Rescue Rabbit coming to Duel Links is incredibly hilarious to me.

Ofc it's worse there than in the reg since your decks are smaller but it's still really fucking funny.

So for this character, I was showing Raeg some of the generic duelists in the game and he was like "you should duel this girl." And then I did and had forgotten what deck she runs and my starter deck got completely destroyed. Raeg this is your fault. Anyways, new entry!

SO THIS ENTIRE TIME DIAN KETO WAS A COP

So, today's weird dream. There were giant, uh, hummingbug things flying around in circles making weird noises in the sky. For some reason I decided to climb into a tree and throw acorns at one, and then it flew towards me (and suddenly we were in a room which doesn't look like mine but apparently was mine). Then it started going Marie Kondo on a bunch of spoiled food lying around. It wasn't hostile or anything, and it was implied that it was going to eat the food.

I woke up starving.

Who tf punished this man's eagle??? Just incredibly rude

Who wants to see a simp

You: Read this subReddit.

Me: No.

You: Stop being toxic

Me: Ok wtf I am not toxic! Being toxic is bad, and I refuse to be bad!

 I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

*Chef's kiss* Now THIS is-a Halloween!

*Stuffs YCMaker into a locker.*

@Themperor happy birthday you DORK

@(‽) shouldn't be a mod because I think he's scary and secretly evil, but it's fine if you make him a mod anyways to prove me wrong

Mother nature sure loves proving me wrong. Earlier this year I said it would never snow on Christmas over here. I go outside to get lunch and what do I see? Precisely two snowflakes

After disappearing into the void for 2 months, I finally have done another one of these blog things.

Am I powerful enough to make a status in these trying times?

An alternative universe in which everything is the same except Johnny Cash covered Closer instead of Hurt.

And she's calling a cab

And I'm calling a cab

And we're both calling a cab

And the cab is calling a cab

As an American, I'm pretty sure that all of Europe is just Belgium.

Been replaying Tagforce 1, and I am reminded just how much I love Book of Moon. Such a simple but versatile card.

Been sick all of yesterday. Personally do not recommend this. Avoid getting sick, if you can.

Celcius is fuckin scary, where did all the degrees go, halp

Co, ic everyone looking forward for the cummer ceason and the cweltering heat?

Daily reminder that chickens are VILLAINS and MUST BE STOPPED. Also I have a new update for my blog thingy.

Dear lord I have heard Yuma's voice on Duel Links. Why does he sound like an old woman?