Arbalest's Big Crossbow

I've only seen just a few seconds of the Geneforge remake and I'm already in love.

Given that it's been over a decade since I've watched any Yugioh episodes aside from LittleKuriboh videos, I've been thinking that I should rewatch them. All of the series. Even the bad ones.

Holy shit I voted for 5 of the winners.

Anyone else getting this bug?

Thought about telling everyone that "2020 is the year where we never look back," But I gave myself enough time to check up on Discord and that was more than enough time for me to hate my own joke.

Due to an unfortunate accident with a windmill, Christmas has been delayed until Santa fully recovers.

You: Read this subReddit.

Me: No.

*Chef's kiss* Now THIS is-a Halloween!

 I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

You didn't draw the five pieces of Exodia, you drew the five pieces of shit.

Mods: no inflammatory content

Me:

Lmaooooooooo YCM actually took away the ability to go past the 5 most recent statuses. That was one of the few things that site actually had on NCM.

Hmm, must've been the wind that stabbed me in the back for 30x damage.

I'm right at ready to just give up on trying to figure out which bottles in the shower are body wash, shampoo, or conditioner. Just start picking bottles at random and hope for the best.

So, today's weird dream. There were giant, uh, hummingbug things flying around in circles making weird noises in the sky. For some reason I decided to climb into a tree and throw acorns at one, and then it flew towards me (and suddenly we were in a room which doesn't look like mine but apparently was mine). Then it started going Marie Kondo on a bunch of spoiled food lying around. It wasn't hostile or anything, and it was implied that it was going to eat the food.

I woke up starving.

I just remembered that the Twilight saga exists and now I'm viscerally angry at it. Someone please help.

If I were in an argument and the other person used a strawman, I would simply get a horse to eat the strawman, thus proving that I'm right.

Today is Friday the 13th, but only if you're pretty fly for a white guy.

Stop saying "Thieves' Cant" and start saying "Thieves can."

One of these days Elon Musk is gonna send a spaceship to Uranus to turn it back upright, and this will subsequently awaken and anger space god.

Well, I just helped a friend with a boss in a game, but since he got into an argument with another of my friends he ended up removing me afterward. So yeah

Drunk driving? Trivago.

You: Stop being toxic

Me: Ok wtf I am not toxic! Being toxic is bad, and I refuse to be bad!

this but unironically

As an American, I'm pretty sure that all of Europe is just Belgium.