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Jack of All Trades

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  1. the entire script of the bee movie but it's an ncm status

    1. radio414

      radio414

      According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. [1/390]

    2. Thar

      Thar

      You like jazz?

  2. The fact that Shao Kahn is only available as pre-order for MK11 is causing me great distress as I frantically try to decide if I'd rather get MK11 to nab him, or if I'd rather pick up the new Smash DLC and have some other fun bucks to toss around.

    1. yui

      yui

      solved it, Shao Kahn ain't worth the 60

    2. The Chayncemaniac

      The Chayncemaniac

      Give it about 2-3 months and he will be like $4 as an individual download

  3. The guy that invented shaving cream deserves massive props and has left an irreplacable gift for men the world over and all... but hot damn do I hate shaving cream.

    1. Thar

      Thar

      Thank you, guy, for inventing something that makes whipped cream look so good in food advertisements.

  4. the mods are up to some shady shenanigans again

    1. Chaos Sonic

      Chaos Sonic

      But aren't they always?

    2. Blake

      Blake

      all i'm doing is hating my face

    3. yui

      yui

      slap some cool sunglasses on it

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  5. the only reason I know what a sea butterfly is is because of Animal Crossing

  6. the perfect brand of cup ramen would have the recipe of nissin but the packaging of maruchan

  7. the presence of subscribers implies the existence of main scribers

    1. yui
    2. radio414

      radio414

      i thought it was sub and domscribers

      and switchscribers i guess

    3. yui

      yui

      damn that's an even better one wish i'd thought of that

      this is why i'm not a mainscriber

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  8. The soundtrack of Road Rash 64 is real nice until you're about half an hour into the game and realize it's just 3-5 songs on loop. But the gameplay's fantastic so who cares?

    1. mido9

      mido9

      You should play road redemption, it's a spiritual successor made by some guy who loved road rash and it kicks ass, chews it up, spits it out, and kicks it again.

  9. There will be a day where I'm not disappointed whenever I remember I'm Blue was not originally written by the Blue Man Group. Today is not that day.

    1. LordCowCow

      LordCowCow

      Do...the Blue Men Group sing?

    2. yui

      yui

      Not that I know of.

    3. Thar

      Thar

      I just like to imagine Blue Man Group is just Eiffel 65 in disguise.

  10. There. Maybe I can keep this avatar on me for more than a week.

  11. this is my forum now

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  12. this status is a status

    1. Nyx

      Nyx

      There are many like this one, but this one's unique!

    2. Thar

      Thar

      no it's a sandwich

  13. today in the life and times of yuidev, we have a twofer blog post where i talk about both equipment augments and how damage works

     

  14. Two hours left for monster registration. If you've been waiting for the last second to sign up in the interest of making my job just a bit harder, this is your cue.

  15. U-Haul more like I-Haul because U ain't did shit.

    1. (o ×)

      (o ×)

      Wait but the "U" in the name is referring to you, the client.

      Unless you mean your family is putting an out of scale amount of the labor on you, in which case haha welcome to life as a dude in your twenties.

  16. walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells

    1. Thar

      Thar

      grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells

    2. Nyx

      Nyx

      Aw yeah!

  17. WANTED: lost cat

    Last seen in the Miscellaneous section. Please contact mods for any sightings. No reward except knowing you did a good deed.

    Distinguishing features: Is a crab.

    1. yui

      yui

      for more details, see thread

       

    2. Blake

      Blake

      Yui this links to an rp

  18. well that was interesting

  19. What sort of blog do y'all think I should make? I've got some ideas myself but also wanna be open to suggestions.

    1. Chaos Sonic

      Chaos Sonic

      Seeing you do some sort of Nuzlocke again would be cool. I do sort of enjoy your runs with what you do there...but that's just one thought. Another thought: maybe do more of your video game blog that you had prior?

  20. whats right ncm

  21. When you're going through a visual novel, is the right verb reading or playing?

    1. Blake

      Blake

      Is it Danganronpa? Playing.
      Is it Ace Attorney? Mostly reading, until Court Cases.
      Is it a Dating Sim? Probably reading.
      Is it HuniePop? Why are you playing HuniePop?

    2. Hina's Simp

      Hina's Simp

      Either one is accurate. You're still an observer in the act, and you mostly control the rate or time the narrative is taking place. Actively, you are one who has the biggest control to how long it takes for the narrative to take place. Playing the role of viewer is dependent a lot on how much you think you control the pace of the narrative; if you're causing the next actions to occur and you feel like you are in a lot more control, probably playing. Or actively reading. Ludo-reading?

    3. Thar

      Thar

      Considering it's formatted as a game, then I'd say "playing" would be the right term, especially if you have control over the outcome via multiple dialogue trees.

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  22. why does bottled water taste so awful but at 2:40 in the morning it's actually almost enjoyable despite tasting so awful

    1. Nico

      Nico

      @mido9 Actually, never heard of it... Does seem to be Michigan based. ?

    2. Thar

      Thar

      Mido, you mean to tell me that you've never seen these in American schools before?

      Image result for milk pouches

    3. mido9
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  23. with how fucked-up the chinese government is, I'm starting to wonder if coronavirus becoming a pandemic wasn't an accident

    1. Void

      Void

      It was less of an accident and more of an eventuality. Poor Healthcare outside of Beijing, coupled with open-air meat markets with no refrigeration being commonplace across the country, and immoral use of last-resort antibiotics in animal feed that promotes resistance. Then the party's usual suppression tactics gave the virus more than enough time to escape beyond its control. Now they are panicking, and try to blame their political rivals for something they caused.

    2. yui

      yui

      I meant specifically the "it's now infecting the entire goddamn planet" part being on purpose. Scare the planet with a pandemic for a month or two and everyone will forget about Hong Kong.

  24. y'all ever look at the english language and wonder how the fuck our written language managed to be the clusterfuck it is?

    1. Nyx

      Nyx

      Well, the first documented form of English came from West Germanic. So Old English was likely established by Germans (or Anglo-Saxons to be specific).

    2. my name is a secret now :)
    3. (o ×)

      (o ×)

      English really isn't much of a cluster fuck, though.

  25. yknow, "older than the trees, younger than the mountains" doesn't really narrow it down at all

    1. Saikazo

      Saikazo

      That's why you blow like a breeze. The amount of dust on it tells you.

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