Arbalest's Big Crossbow

Did some Age of Empires IV stress testing just now. Forgot at how bad I can be at micromanaging stuff and had to pull through with some mega camel hordes.

Do you like bugs? If so,

1: wtf is wrong with you

2: so does this guy

Don't forget to read this new blog entry, because if you do forget then Horus is going to negate every spell you cast in any game ever again.

Don't take this the wrong way but I want to grow up to be your mom.

Drunk driving? Trivago.

Due to an unfortunate accident with a windmill, Christmas has been delayed until Santa fully recovers.

Finally finished the first season of DM. Lots of things that I knew happened in DM happened a lot sooner than I expected. I also can't believe that at one point in my life I actually liked Weevil.

First Duelist of the Roses gets a mod back in late December, and now Capsule Monsters Coliseum is gonna get one in like 5 days!

I'm so happy to see these games get some love.

Found a hat

Given that it's been over a decade since I've watched any Yugioh episodes aside from LittleKuriboh videos, I've been thinking that I should rewatch them. All of the series. Even the bad ones.

GOD DAMN MOTHER OF FUCK I WANT TO MURDER THE SUN

Happy 'Skyrim is Officially a Boomer Game Now' day, everyone!

Happy birthday to all the moms out there

Happy birthday, and now that I said this, you have to come back!

Hi Cowcow

Hmm, must've been the wind that stabbed me in the back for 30x damage.

Holy shit I voted for 5 of the winners.

I have obtained the pizza.

I just remembered that the Twilight saga exists and now I'm viscerally angry at it. Someone please help.

I remember all those years ago where everyone was pissed that Kaito's name was changed to Kite. Fast forward to today when he's added to Duel Links, and you know what, fuck it, his name is great. Fly high, you fucking space dweeb.

I think I picked a good character to be the first one maxed out on Duel Links.

I will summon the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and walk backwards into god

I wore sunglasses in the summer to be cool, and now I wear them in October to be cool in multiple ways at once.

I'd say Merry Crisis, but the crisis is eternal.

I'm going to bed. You should go see this blog post (and maybe go to bed, idk when you're reading this).