Elsie leaned out from her broom, looking down (literally, of course, though maybe a little bit of figuratively as well) at the -- now three -- Jaegers below her. “That’s, uh, that’s the dragon slayer one, right?” she said.
“I think so,” Corbin said. “And that’s five of us now. Practically an ensemble.”
“Okay, are they going to fight?”
“It’s either that or play mirror man, I mean.”
Elsie nodded along and adjusted her posture and grip. That was- well, the lack of lumbar support wasn’t not a problem with extended broomstick rides. Magic -- like everything -- was supposed to be the solution there, but she’d forgone most of that after her fight with Tricky. She was pretty sure she wasn’t riding on fumes or anything.
As if on cue, her broomstick took a massive dip, nearly wrenching itself out of her control for a moment before she pulled it back up. Corbin had to flutter off his perch for a moment, and when he landed it was on Elsie’s shoulder. “You okay?” he said.
“I’m not talking about this. I’m fine.” Elsie waved down at the group on the ground. She was pretty sure none of them saw it, but she hoped it was a silent encouragement for them to actually start their spar.
And then Alexandre struck, and what a hit! Elsie even got a rush of adrenaline just from the sound of the impact, though what was more impressive was how the dragon slayer just stood there and took it. He didn’t even take a step back to brace himself unless Elsie had missed something. And she might have! It had left her breathless.
There didn’t seem to be much of a fight, though. It wasn’t like the dragon slayer was actually fighting back or anything. After the initial strike -- while Elsie couldn’t hear anything going on -- it looked like they just had a full conversation after that. Alexandre threw another punch and, yeah, it knocked his opponent back a little, but it was like…
“That’s it?” Elsie said. Then she said it again, but louder this time. “That’s it? Hey!” She was starting to feel her strength coming back to her, but she immediately started spending it on guiding her broom back down safely, at least to a point she was sure she was in earshot of everyone again.
“You’re just going to throw a punch and then talk about it for a bit? That’s not- that’s not why I invited everyone here, you know. I said something like, ‘Oh, if you want to come fight,’ and then I went all the way up there to get a good view and it’s like, I wouldn’t have done any of that if it was just going to be, like, a slap to the chest and that’s it.”
“Maybe don’t throw a tantrum at two people clearly physically stronger than you when you’re already spent?” Corbin said softly into Elsie’s ear. “Maybe?”
But Elsie ignored him. “Frog boy and I had this whole thing, too,” she said. “Like, there was a chase and there was fancy flying and some brilliant magic involved if say so myself.” She gestured at Tricky. “I mean, you agree with me, right?” before turning her attention back to her main issue. “I don’t know if you do any of that, but, I don’t know, this stuff?” She mimed a punch. “I know we don’t want to kill each other just yet but it seems like a waste of time, don’t you think? Your time, if not mine.”