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  1. Comrade Duck

    They fired Carano HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    1. LordCowCow

      LordCowCow

      shaking my smh another win for the "nazis" such a sad day damn these liberals

    2. MACHISMO Is A Luticia Simp

      MACHISMO Is A Luticia Simp

      meant to post a status sry

    3. MACHISMO Is A Luticia Simp

      MACHISMO Is A Luticia Simp

      wtf sorry meant to post status

  2. Comrade Duck

    those fucking M&M ice cream sandwiches with the candies in them are THE BEST. Especially when you're fried

    1. LordCowCow

      LordCowCow

      I've never been fond of biting ice cream ngl

    2. Thar

      Thar

      you let the ice cream melt in your mouth and then you chew the candy

  3. Comrade Duck

    I keep seeing ads for my dream pistol and I'm pissed off cuz I can't afford it rn

    1. MetalSonic

      MetalSonic

      What pistol is it?

    2. Comrade Duck

      Comrade Duck

      Arex zero. They're like 8-900 right now LOL

  4. Comrade Duck

    Nigga been so depressed the past few months that its not even an illness no more, its just a side effect. LMAO kill me ❤️

    1. KingdomXathers

      KingdomXathers

      *hugs instead*

    2. Thar

      Thar

      *hugs harder*

      hmu if you need to talk, bruh

  5. Comrade Duck

    When my homegirl was diagnosed with acute leukemia last month, I ain't know wtf I was gon do. But since they caught the shit mad early, she has high chances of recovery. So high in fact she gettin out the hospital this week.

    I been stressin bout this and its a weight off. She's in remission but she still gotta do homecare medical stuff for a lil while. But man I'm glad she makin it.

    1. Thar

      Thar

      That's great to hear! Glad things are looking up.

    2. LordCowCow

      LordCowCow

      Yay!

  6. Comrade Duck

    Good morning.

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    2. Ultimagamer

      Ultimagamer

      Good morning to you too! ? 

  7. Comrade Duck

    ay yo my first high was incredible. My cousin hooked me up with some Ice Cream Cake from colorado and that shit hit me like a freight train. I can't wait till new years eve again

    1. LordCowCow

      LordCowCow

      I prefer this kind

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    2. my name is a secret now :)

      my name is a secret now :)

      smokeybois club 2021

  8. Comrade Duck

    This my favorite month. Nonstop nut november.

    1. LordCowCow

      LordCowCow

      risu-hololive.gif

    2. Thar

      Thar

      Nuts Love GIF - Nuts Love Slap Chop GIFs

  9. Comrade Duck

    I made a bomb ass spinach dip (didn't have artichoke hearts unfortunately). Its fucking delicious

    1. UltimateIRS

      UltimateIRS

      would you say it's an explosion of flavor?

    2. Thar

      Thar

      will it make me super strong?

  10. Comrade Duck

    Imagine being TORMENTED as an ADMIN.

    1. Cibryll

      Cibryll

      Still being tormented as an admin, haha. ;-;

    2. Ash

      Ash

      Honestly it's a bad look, honest guys I'm only sightly TORMENTED.

  11. Comrade Duck

    I want a super soft birthday party.

    1. MACHISMO Is A Luticia Simp

      MACHISMO Is A Luticia Simp

      you like 'em soft ?

    2. Thar

      Thar

      that's gonna be hard, dude

  12. Comrade Duck

    I forgot to tell you good morning earlier today. So, good evening.

    1. Nyx

      Nyx

      Good night! I'll be going to bed within an hour.

    2. Ultimagamer

      Ultimagamer

      Good night yo. I'm gonna be chillin for another hour or two before I go to sleep. 

  13. Comrade Duck

    Metta World Peace

    1. The Chayncemaniac

      The Chayncemaniac

      One of the worst Big Brother players ever

    2. Comrade Duck

      Comrade Duck

      He was funny as fuck on Key and Peele.

  14. Comrade Duck

    Good morning.

    1. Shradow

      Shradow

      Morning! Currently chilling before my next class.

    2. Ultimagamer

      Ultimagamer

      Good morning yo! I got a snow day today, so I'm just chillin at home. 

  15. Comrade Duck

    Good morning.

    1. Void

      Void

      Afternoon, actually.

    2. Nico

      Nico

      Good morning ? 

  16. Comrade Duck

    "There's no way to top me, Oppy. You just don't have the stones."

    1. yui

      yui

      "You wanna talk about death? How bout the one that looked at you and swiped left?"

    2. Thar

      Thar

      "I'll finish you like Antman... ALL UP IN YO STINKY!"

  17. Comrade Duck

    You bet your lily white unwashed crusty ass that I'm buying a PS5 only for GoW.

    1. Chaos Sonic

      Chaos Sonic

      So it's staying in the Norse pantheon? Huh...and here I thought for the sequel it would've gone to the next pantheon...still cool

    2. Comrade Duck

      Comrade Duck

      Nah we gotta kill Thor now ❤️

       

  18. Comrade Duck

    So Anthem looks cool but it's still in early stages. Best let it get some real playtime before investing.

    1. Shradow

      Shradow

      I was hyped for it when it was announced but I'm gonna wait for at least a couple months to see if I want to get it, partly so I can go through my game backlog and partly because I need to see if EA's gonna fuck it up like they're wont to do.

    2. mido9

      mido9

      I have seen practically nothing but cynicism for it bc it's a live service by EA that looks like it was made right after destiny's announcement, and it's by bioware which is all about story, not gameplay, mostly.

  19. Comrade Duck

    I was gonna make a post, but then I got high

    I wasn't gonna down a bunch of oreos, but then I got higgggggggh

    Now I'm doing the most, and I know whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    1. LordCowCow

      LordCowCow

      tfw you get high but shawty gets low ?

    2. Thar

      Thar

      hooooo, good morning, NCM~

  20. Comrade Duck

    Good morning.

    1. Arbalest's Big Crossbow

      Arbalest's Big Crossbow

      Good morning a second time, Dad!

    2. Nico

      Nico

      Good morning Dad!

  21. Comrade Duck

    Death is just boneless life.

    1. UltimateIRS

      UltimateIRS

      ghosts are just boneless skeletons

    2. Thar

      Thar

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  22. Comrade Duck

    We gon pass ya bitch like magic ?

    1. Thar

      Thar

      tap that bitch like magic

    2. (o ×)

      (o ×)

      Draw 7 lands for your opening hand and mulligan into 0 like magic

  23. Comrade Duck

    This aint no guitar its just a glock! Speakin of which i wanna get a beam for mine but i dont wanna go asking gun groups cuz they gon get all holier than thou. Anybody know any good red/green dots?

    1. UltimateIRS

      UltimateIRS

      tell them that if they want to be holey then thou can arrange that

    2. Comrade Duck

      Comrade Duck

      Imma get my glock engraved. Its gon say "Father, Son, Holy Ghost". So I can baptize these mfs

  24. Comrade Duck

    Imagine Not Going Hungry with a Group. lmaoooooooo

    1. Arbalest's Big Crossbow

      Arbalest's Big Crossbow

      Imagine tho

    2. LordCowCow

      LordCowCow

      This sounds like a punk or alt rock band

  25. Comrade Duck

    My son @Doggo on a posting spree. I see you my guy. Mad nice.

    1. Doggo

      Doggo

      Playing a lot of catch up but thanks. Two more where those came from somewhere in the mix too.

    2. Kazooie

      Kazooie

      look at that doggo agogo

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