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“Permission to deploy the Challenger II Captain? The Cryptolanguage module will need to collect data from outside the Rebounder. They can be deployed along with the Challenger II if security is your concern.” "No need. They're approaching too quickly." As Hugo had noted, these mystery people would have started shooting by now if they were the territorial type. "Open up the launch bay! Prepare to take in some visitors." "On it, Captain!" A few minutes of relative silence passed on the bridge. Occasionally, the crew could hear some exchanges on the other side of the communications in that harsh alien language. It was hard to tell what they were talking about when one couldn't understand the language in the first place. Then, the doors of the bridge opened up, and in stepped the Rebounder's first alien visitors. Three hulking alien figures, each easily seven feet tall, stepped inside. Rather than eyes, they each seemed to have a second pair of nostrils, and coral-like growths protruded from various parts of their bodies as if to act as armor. Perched atop the shoulders of the middle one was a much smaller creature, that eyed over the Rebounder's crew with curiosity evident in its single eye as it kept its tiny legs latched onto its partner's head. "Thakto!" the middle alien called out. "Ol-kla neki sa-ta." "Bolhe?" "Bolhe dak. Wi katta, ak..." The alien sniffed the air more deeply. "Zat nok yiba." Whatever he was saying, it seemed to get something akin to a laugh out of whoever was on the other side of the connection. The speaker of the group nudged his fellow aliens, prompting the two to each hand something over to the middle one. Things that the large alien held out for the crew of the Rebounder. One of the items was easily identifiable as some sort of hardware meant to be hooked up to a communications device. The other was a small, circular object. "Whatever that hardware is, get it installed on our communications, ASAP." "Roger!" The installation didn't take long. For a generous definition of "installation" anyway. The small communications crew aboard the bridge at the time simply took the hardware and, without any sign of any plugs or wires, merely latched it onto the comms device with a few hooks built into the device. While there was still some idle chatter on the comms, it became garbled and full of static for a moment. But when the signal cleared back up... "...and then we'll see who the real bad guy is." "Ex... cuse me?" "Hm? What is it?" "We can understand you, you know." "Oh? ...oh! Wonderful! You've got the translator installed, then!" The alien on the other side cleared its throat, and said "Now, let me try that introduction again. We are the Vruul Republic, and I am this warband's leader, High Warlord Thakto. You don't seem to be Bolhe scum, so we're pleased to meet you, mysterious creatures. I don't really know a lot about interstellar affairs, but if you have any questions, ask. But first, identify yourselves." "We are humans, of Sol and the planets surrounding it." OOC

Hopefully by "christmas" you don't mean fucking "november" 4/10, pretty sure it's off-key. not one of neil's better works if you ask me. I'm not even joking when I say this requires some real mastery of the recorder. All the mistakes sound pretty intentional. I'm going to unironically give this a 6/10. 5/10 OP's suggestion. I usually post songs I like, but today I felt like posting one I fucking hate. fuck this song. 3/10.

it's a good thing you feel that way, because she probably will.

You're back just in time for the undead-themed Halloween Masquerade to start. What a coincidence. I'd be lying if I said I forgave you, but I'll still welcome you back all the same.

I like this thread

your spirit animal class

No Night Mothers here. Have a dad instead. If you insist and publicly no hiding. I'll make it up to you with a meme.

grilled cheese and pb&j for top two?

skadoodle skadiddle skaskidillydee, the third cavalry class thread goes to me

ninjas and killers and Hassan, oh my!

Location: Trailsau (Team Alola, day 27) Inventory: Good Rod, Antidote, Kasib Berry "You have nothing to do with this. I will give you a chance to move on. Go now, travelers from another land. I will not stop you from continuing along your way." Well, whoever this guy was, he knew who Nani & co were, at least insofar as them not being native to Adarid. Despite the blindfold. Which was quite impressive. And also probably a bad sign. But he was right, this wasn't really any of their business, so it was probably best to just-- "You're an adult so you should know that bullying is wrong. And I don't abide bullying." Marie... Simply put, the girl was a hazard to everyone else right now. And Nani just didn't have it in her to tell the brionne so despite the fact, because Marie's heart was in the right place and all. Keanu seemed to also be of the mind of simply moving on. Randy was at first as well, but then... "...by finish...you mean kill them?" "I cannot fight at full power and leave my opponent alive. Anything less would be holding back." Well, that wasn't menacing at all or anything. Nani wasn't sure if Randy was ready to fight or ready to turn tail for once. This was probably a fight that was better off avoided, if this mystery man was anything like he claimed to be. So far the group had been carried by nothing more than sheer dumb luck, but even that could only help a ragtag group of Alolans so much, right? If there was a point where it stopped getting them through fights, Nani had a gut feeling that this was that point. "Wait, wait, wait," she said to her teammates. Gesturing further down along the road, the mimikyu continued "We should keep heading along. This isn't any of our business, we're probably way too outmatched by this guy, and we don't actually know how far the next town is from here. Not to mention it's two-on-one." Plus, legends around here don't really strike me as the type to want to be helped anyway.

super smash bros history/mythology version also, get gimp it's really good for memes

shit I was gonna do this but didn't wanna put em too close together. post was gonna say "for every type of fighter except actual archers" and stuff.

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this thread is so extra

since you like shady old men so much, you can have the #1 shady grandpa-approved saber I bestow upon you the power of memes and friendship because it's not d'eon? I did

weird flex but okay

see I bet christmas music doesn't get stuff like this. anyone who thinks it's the better holiday is only fooling themselves. 8/10 OP's suggestion. This time I did feel like shitposting. 8/10

hey kid want a sword?

2001

I don't usually deal in or ask for seconds in these kinds of threads, but...

It did not. 7/10 skip, since I don't want to rate this clusterfuck OP's suggestion. Relevant to the upcoming Halloween Masquerade? Not especially. But damn if it ain't fabulous. Mettaton is my second-favorite boss fight in Undertale. 9/10.

same tbh