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Status Updates posted by Sainz
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aurOLo0r7VQ
this is gross
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you ever look at your past and just cringe?
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Who has less morals, the faction who committed the equivalent of the Holocaust or the faction that turns children into nuclear weapons and plans to use them on former faction's civilians
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Pineapple belongs on Pizza.
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"Too bad, Buddy. This twisted game needs to be reset. We'll start over from "zero" with this V2, and entrust the future to the next generation."
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What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
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Hot take: Valkyria Revolution was better than Valkyria Chronicles 2.
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"Oi slag, ye wanna have a cheeky pokemon fight?"
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You know how much I love it when games juxtapose between what seems like a despair-filled situation, telling you it's hopeless and that there's no way forward, and then some triumphant music kicks in and someone tells you to just get the fuck up and fight. Case and point: Fire Emblem Awakening. May not be the best Fire Emblem game but damn if that kick into Id - Purpose from Id - Return isn't amazing I don't know what isn't.
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Am I weird for buying the same game thrice?
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Standing here, I realise you were just like me, trying to make history. But who's to judge the right from wrong? When our guard is down, I think we'll both agree, violence breeds violence; but in the end, it has to be this way.
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Modern is a sucky format don't @ me
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If you weigh 99kg and eat 1kg of tacos, you are now 1% taco.
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Who would win? The entire East Europan Imperial Alliance or one Gallian Baker with a rifle?
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Scouts are broken in every Valkyria Chronicles game, by the way. Consistently the best class. Mobility is king in these games, and their rifles do the most consistent damage at longer range than Shocks. Shocks are only really viable in 4 because Scouts can pull them with direct command, and for killing tanks. Engineers are fine if you're playing your first play through but they're basically ghetto Scouts late game. Lancers and Snipers are also alright for a first play through but fall off so hard in the post game it's not even funny. Not going to rate any of the special classes, as they're highly game specific.
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Words that kill. Would you speak them to me? With your breath so still, it makes me believe. In the father's sins. Let me suffer now, and never die. I'm alive.
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There are two types of people. People who are in love with Majima, and liars.
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When I die, I want to invite Valkyria Chronicles 2 to my funeral. Not for any sentimental reason, just so it can let me down, one last time.
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It isn't. I really, really don't like Valkyria Chronicles 2 or 3. 3 is not nearly as bad despite being filled with dumb stupid classes that shouldn't exist like Fencers, but 2 has a special place in hell for being the odd child out. 2 has no place in a Post VC4 canon, and they had to make VC4 essentially slap you in the face to make it not totally contradictory with VC2, instead of doing the logical thing and just erasing VC2 from canon.
I absolutely hated the School theme. I hate how it completely undermines VC4's ending by for some reason starting the war again, and to a lesser extent just completely screws the entirety of two much better games, 1 and 4 by undoing everything you did in those games just because. I hate how it was released for an absolute bastard child of a console, and never given a proper console release. Aliasse is the least compelling Valkyrur in the series. The only good thing VC2 did was show how fucked the Federation is when they're not stuffing little girls into reactors to use them as nuclear bombs. That's about it.
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psa fuck danger orcust
thank you
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I heard Tormented is in possession of the Big Gay, how do I acquire it?
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If only real court cases were like Phoenix Wright, a cacophony of people yelling "OBJECTION!" and "TAKE THAT!" for no real rhyme or reason for several hours until a conclusion is reached.
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Part 6 is my favorite JoJo part and I'm aware this puts me in the minority.
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I like how I have several gigabytes worth of Valkyria Chronicles memes. Some wholesome, some lewd, many dank, some stupid.