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Akira sat in front of his table, watching the crowds of people. He hoped that this year, they'd get a lot of new members for the Steadfast Martial Arts Club, but so far, no one seemed interested. They wanted to do things like art, or the Dueling Club. People just weren't wanting to get physical anymore. However, he wouldn't give up! He would get at least someone to join today! Scanning the ground, he noticed a head of orange hair. It was that guy form the other day! Zai? Kai? Mai? No, no, it was Sai! That was the kid's name! He did his best to wave him down, to get him to notice him. However, it seemed that the orange haired duelist didn't notice him, headed to the roof instead. Akira sighed and looked ahead, just waiting. He would be steadfast, and he would get people in this club. Sai sighed to himself as he headed to the roof. It seemed like it would be another clubless year, seeing as they wouldn't let him make an Entertainment Duel club. Not only was it a sort of club with low interest, but neither he or Souji would really want to be the club leader. It really kinda sucked, but that was how it was. He got to the roof, and to his surprise, the door was opened. That was odd... usually Souji would close the door. He walked through the door, seeing Souji sitting by the door. "Yo, you know there are better places to take a nap, right?" He teased. "You could hit your head if someone opened the door," He tossed a packet of beef jerky into Souji's lap. "So, no club this year to?" He asked before opening his packet and chewing on it... only to start choking slightly when he noticed Kyouko was standing by the fence. He managed to avoid her for a whole year last year and now he was just running into her everywhere. He was gonna die this year, wasn't he? "U-um... hi, Kyouko," He managed to get out before pounding on his chest lightly, trying to clear his airways.

Mr E watched as the group began to speak among themselves, reintroducing themselves for the third time, but adding their cards on top of it. He figured they'd have more questions, but hey, if they didn't, that wasn't his fault. He sat back down, opening his book and having a sensible chuckle at its contents. Zirco raised an eyebrow that the white haired man's antics. He was a strange one, but to him, it was a breath of fresh air compared to his scientists' extremely professional approach. Still, this all rubbed him the wrong way. This 'Magus of Knowledge' Mr. E (seriously, the hell kinda name was that?) didn't actually answer any of the important questions, but this group was just willing to play along, and not only that, but one was obviously trying to be the leader. Like hell he'd take that just lying down. "Are you all kiddin' me?!" Zirco called out suddenly, slamming his fist into the table, causing the confetti and balloons to scatter. Tamada made a move to step forward, but Mr. E raised a hand to stop her. "Y'all are just going along with this?" He stood up, pointing at Mr. E. "The Snow Rabbit seems nice and all, but think about it. All he did was just made the same vague promises that probably got most of us in this damnable situation in the first place!" He glared at Mr. E, clenching his fist. "If you're answering questions, tell me this. What exactly are we going to be doing? We gonna be some company hitmen with special powers or some shit like that?" "I assure you it's nothing like that," Mr. E stated as he placed his book down. "I'm also just not in the position to talk about it. Mr. Kaiba was very insistent that he spoke to you all personally, so my hands are tied on those specific details," Zirco shook his head and stood up. "Yeah, no, I'm not down with this. You all can go ahead and do whatever the hell it is y'all are doing, with your talking into the air and disillusions of leadership, but me, I ain't getting dragged into another shitstorm. I'm out," He turned to leave, but suddenly Mr. E was in front of him. "Da hell?" Zirco asked as he recoiled, looking back to where the white haired man was. "I didn't even see ya move. You a ninja or something?" "Look, I understand, you have every reason to be suspicious, and to not even like us," Mr. E said, ignoring Zirco's comment. "I only ask you wait for Mr. Kaiba before you storm out. He earnestly wants to present his case to all of you. After that, you're free to make any decision you want," Mr. E then whent back to his seat, picking up his book again. Zirco thought to himself before plopping down into his seat again. "Fine, fine, but I ain't doing none of that," He said, pointing to the group and their cards. "Not until I've bloody decided to join," "Fair enough, fair enough,"

Cheerful Introductions "Well, now that everyone is here," The white haired man said as he snapped his book shut, the sound echoing through the halls of the prison and the large empty mess hall they were in. "Now, just to recap for everyone, we have...," he waved his hand in the air, and suddenly, a wooden wand with vines and flowers wrapped around it appeared in it. "This is Zirco, the bearer of Right Wing," he said, tapping the wand on the blond boy's head. "He might look rough, but I've been told he's a sweetheart," "Oy, oy, don't touch the hair!" Zirco complained as he quickly scruffed up his hair. The white hair man ignored him and moved on, spinning like a ballerina as he moved to the next person. "This is Natsumi, bearer of the Foot," He said, his spinning coming to a halt as he tapped her shoulder. "It's certainly funny, in a dark humor sort of way," He added, rubbing his chin. "Actually, it's probably more morbid," He shrugged and moved on, tapping Kiyoko on the shoulder. "And here we have the bearer of the Tail, Kiyoko," He smiled before going. "I suppose I shouldn't do my usual bullying, or she'll whip me into shape with that tail," He smiled and moved on, tapping Shannon on the head. "And this is Shannon, bearer of the Head. It seems that knowledge went up to hers, but hey, that's okay," There was a cough from the corner, and Yamada spoke up. "This is fun and all, but don't you think you should tell them why they're here?" She asked. The white haired man held a hand to his chin and let out an exaggerated sigh. "I suppose I could, but, this way is much more fun," He finally stated with a smile. He walked over to Tora, tapping her head with his wand. "This is Tora, bearer of the Claw, and I'm sure she knows how to use them," He skipped over to his next target, pausing before touching her with his wand. Looking at the space behind her, he seemed to ponder on this a bit before deciding against it. "This is Hotaru, bearer of the Left Wing. I'd do a silly pun, but... it seems like he wouldn't appreciate it," he commented as he pointed the wooden stick at the space behind Hotaru. He then quickly recoiled from his spot, like something had lashed out at him. "Okay, okay, I'm going. Down boy, I'm not doing anything else to her," He walked away, muttering something before he went over to Raijin, tapping his head. "This is Raijin, the one with the Body Mark. As you can see, he certainly looks like he could be the body of a dragon," he teased before moving on. "This here is Jet, the one with the Mark of Heart, which he wears on his sleeve, if you know what I mean," he moved two seats over to tap Leiko on the head. "This is Leiko, Bearer of the Wings. Yes, Wings, plural. I'm assuming she has the head wings, because have the butt ones would be weeeeeird," he spun off, stopping by Octavia. "This lovely young lady is Octavia, also a bearer of the heart. We have two them. There's a logical reason for it, but I don't feel like explaining it. I barely want to explain what I do have to explain," He walked over to the final person. "And this, this is Hypatia, bearer of the Mark of the Eye," He said as he poked her forehead. "I... don't many eye puns, I'll admit," he said. He then walked to the front to the room. "And finally we have---," He paused, looking around the room. "Hold on, we seem to be missing someone," He stroked his chin, closing his eyes. "Where is Biggus Dickus, bearer of the Left Nut?" he asked with a completely straight face. "I could have sworn Biggus Dickus was also a success...," He reached into his cloak, pulling out a PDA. "Let's see, Biggus Dickus... Biggus... there we go," He took a quick read, and his expression morphed into one of confusion. "O-oh... he passed on this morning. Died of... well... well then, I certainly didn't think one could die of that. How odd," he put away the PDA and sighed. "Well, so much that...," "So now will you---," Yamada asked before the man waved his hand at her. "Yes, yes, I will, calm down, Hakuna Yamada, I'm on it," He said, to which Zirco let out a snort, doing his best to hold back a laugh. "I like this guy," Zirco let out as the white haired man cleared his throat. "I am known as the Magus of Knowledge, but you can call me Mr. E," he said with a bow. "I will be you new 'handler' as it where. I want you all to rely on me," His tone lost it's playful edge, instead replaced by sincerity. "You all will be faced with more trials and tribulations, so I hope I can help you in any way I can," He then looked up. "Especially concerning love. You're always welcome to receive my consultation," his playful tone returned when he said that. He stood back up straight and smiled. "As for why you're here, well, I suppose you can call this the next stage of your tests," He explained as he folded his arms, tilting his head. "It'll be the hardest thing you all have faced, but I believe in you. You've been gathered here to...," He then smiled and threw out his arms, confetti flying out from his sleeves and filling the air. "have a sluuuuuuuuuuumber paaaaaaarty!!!" He said in a sing song voice as balloons began to fall from the ceiling and very cheerful music began to play. He looked down at the group, smiling as he watched their various reactions. "It may sound like a joke, but it's not," He said as he placed his hands down by his side. "You all will live here from now on, learning how to work together and interacting with people in general," He rubbed his chin. "I know this used to be a prison, but we've converted it into very comfortable dorms for the lot of you. Now, we just have to wait for one more person to show up... any questions until then? And, also, feel free to talk among yourselves. Who knows when Mr. Kaiba will get here?" OOC

Herc looked over to the small (well, everyone was small compared to him) boy that approached him. “Excuse me, mister. . . beetle guy. I’m glad you are one to make this exam more exciting than what it needs to be but hear me out on this, what if we just have a party for those who make it into the hero classes? I mean it is already a competition already, no need to make a forest fire out of bed of coals. However, I can’t stop you from you making it harder than it needs to be, but I wish you luck.” "Whoa, man, Mr. Beetle Guy is my father. Just call me Beetle Man," Herc said with a grin. "Anyways, good luck to you to buddy," "Oh, you're on beetle man!" Suda scratched his chin, grinning. "I'll have to think of a suitable act for you to perform later." Suda turned to the other boy that had joined. He gave him a small frown. "You're no fun" He said, before shrugging. He took another look around him. "Doesn't look like anyone else is takin' the bet." He shrugged. "Guess it's just you and me, big guy." "Alright, sounds good. We'll see ya back here then," Herc said as he began to stretch again. He then heard the announcement, and made a choice. He'd go last. After all, if people were so worried, he should let them be reassured. It wasn't like he couldn't make up for the lost ground. When everyone went through, Herc finally walked up. "I'm your friendly neighborhood Beetle Man!" He jabbed a thumb to his own chest. "Or, you know, you can call me by my name, Herc Coleo," They handed him a badge, which he looked at. Everyone seemed to think it was heavy, but it seemed normal to him. He shrugged and placed it in his pocket. Time to get to work. Thinking to himself, he headed to the city. People probably expected to see a giant bug in the forest, so why not go to the city? He could blindside someone there, at the very least. He didn't run into anyone on the way there... it seemed everyone else had headed deep into the city while he was still on the outskirts. Well, he supposed it could be worse. This slower pace let him notice things... like the giant car pileup not too far from him. That seemed like a good place to hide a badge, right? He got to work, carefully lifting the cars, making sure to lift with his legs instead of his back. It took a few minutes, but he got down to three more cars when he saw a badge under one of the cars. "Bingo," he muttered as he picked up that car. He was surprised no one tried to get this one. Was no one as physically strong as him? He figured super strength would be a basic quirk...

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Kazo was busy flicking dirt off of the bowl, so busy in fact that he didn't notice that a woman had walked up to them until she began to speak. Kazo let out a little fearful yelp, his suddenly jerky movements causing the bowl to fly up into the air, spinning until it landed perfectly on Kazo's head. He bashfully and quickly took the bowl off of his head as the woman continued. "I, too, am fairly new to this city." The woman said. "But I assure you they are rather welcoming most of the time." "Y-yeah, we seem to bring the worst out of cities...," Kazo muttered, remembering the last few towns they were in. "Is it fine if she goes up and gets another bowl?" Ari spoke up, causing Kazo to nod. "Y-yeah, she didn't get to eat, after all," Kazo added. Hopefully they could. "Nevertheless we would prefer she stay at our side. Princess, we know that Gisei stole you from your home but you don't have to fear now, we will bring you back to your father." One of the soldiers stated. "Gigi didn't steal me! He protected me! Mamma told him to!" Dora defended. Denku had no idea if this was true or not. The soldiers hesitated, then one shook his head. "I'm sure that you're right." He said, clearly not believing it. "But we should go now. Your father has been worried." The other looked to the group. "We can escort you back to the surface if you wish." "No thank you," Easter replied, smiling brightly. "How could we pass up the chance to visit your fair city? Plus, I can't see us wanting to separate from Dora so suddenly. No, if it's fine with you, we'd like to continue to Merm." "Yeah, we've stuck with the squirt for this long, rather not abandon her right out of the blue," Denku added. "I hear Merm's nice this time of year, let's confirm it,"

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Opening Theme Season 1, Episode 1: Go and Gather all the Stars Domino City. A city that has stood the test of time, surviving many onslaughts of the forces of evil, and the forces of ego. It stands as a shining monument to the game of Duel Monsters, being home of Kaiba Corp, the largest and only distributor of the game. Reffo City. The smallest city of them all. It's a peaceful place, with the most non-duelists in the world. Famous for its inns and restaurants, it is the perfect place for retirement. Taccon City. A city of wealth and knowledge. Academia relocated to this city, and has been teaching many the art of dueling. Many bright and powerful duelists come from their doors. Turbo City. The center of Turbo Dueling, and the keeper of the Momentum Reactor. Life here is fast paced, and never slowing down, with card games on motorcycles running rampant on the streets. Hearthome City. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. The local government is in shambles, being ran by the local gangs. However, a light shines in the dark hour... Cradle City. A city where dreams can come true, or where they can be crushed in the blink of an eye. This is where stars are born, and where they show the world what they're made of. Each city is different, but they have one thing in common. Secret experiments have been conducted in every city, and now the fruits of those labors were coming together... 5:13 AM, Domino City The sun was barely rising over the horizon, but the CEO of Kaiba Corps was already filled with turmoil. The man was barely in his twenties, and he swore all this work would kill him. He sat behind his desk, his sunglasses covered eyes scanning over reports and notes. He couldn't believe it. He literally had inherited Kaiba Corp for over a month and all hell was already breaking loose. With everything going on in the world... and the old Signers missing... he'd have to do something he never wanted to do... Taking a deep breath, he grabbed his phone, calling up a secret number. "Yes, this is Blues Kaiba. Initiate Project Crimson," 5:37 AM, Reffo City Tucked away in the corner of Reffo City, there was a business simply known as "Tenjoin Barbershop". The people would find themselves here, getting haircuts and generally having a pleasant day. What they didn't know was that beneath the surface, far below where people could see, there was a lab, inhabited by a few scientists and one lone teen. Said teen was awake despite of the fact it was so early, due to the pain in his right shoulder, the one that marked him as both something special and something rejected... Zirco looked at the walls, the dull, blank, white walls. For the past thirteen years, these walls were both his prison, and the only place he was truly safe. There was only a bed and a bathroom here... there wasn't even a TV here. However, he was told now that his mark, the Right Wing, had manifested, he would be able to leave this place, to meet others like him. Granted, he was told that over a month ago, but it would happen... soon... The door to his room swung wide open, causing Zirco to look up. His handler, a younger woman in a business suit stood at the doorway, her arms folding as she stared at the shirtless teen, obviously waiting for him to wake up. Zirco only groaned and picked up his pillow, weakly tossing it at the woman. "Oy, oy, c'mon Hakuna Yamada, the experiments were done over a month ago. You don't gotta wake me up this early," Zirco muttered. He only grinned as he heard Yamada inhale sharply, obviously trying not to snap back a comeback. "Look, it's time. You're going to meet the others today," She managed to say, causing Zirco to sit up. "I'll expect you to be ready in fifteen minutes," Zirco's grin only grew wider as he leapt out of his bed, clad only in boxers. "Ya got it, Ms. Yamada!" He said before rushing off to get ready. Yamada shook her head, smiling a little before she headed out. It was barely 10 minutes later when Zirco rushed out, showered and dressed in his best clothes, ready to go. 7:26 AM, Satellite Zirco wasn't sure where they were going, but they sure were going there in a hurry. They made it to Domino City, and he expected them to stop somewhere in the city, but it seemed that was not the way it was going to go down. They instead began to drive across the old Daedalus Bridge, headed to the Satellite district. Zicro had heard stories of this place, how a man named "Yusei Fudo" grew up here and how he would match him but... that's all they were to him, stories. Did the guy even exist? They drove to an old building, one that looked a bit rundown to be honest. It had large walls surrounding the yard of it lined with old, rusted barbed wire. It looked like an old prison... actually, come to think about it, he was sure he read the word 'Prison' on the sign they passed by as they went through the gates. Aw crap... He was soon ushered inside, where he could see old cells and the like lining the walls. It was a prison! Son of a---. Before Zirco could make a run for it, however, he heard a voice call out. "Ah, the first one here...," The voice itself was playful sounding, all while being soft and mysterious sounding. Zirco then noticed the speaker, a a snow white haired man with a white cloak and playful looking eyes. "Zirco, the bearer of the Right Wing, right? Interesting, very interesting," He went back to reading his book. "Well, let me know when the others are here. We'll start answering questions then," He lazily waved a hand to a large round table, one looking as if it was to seat 10 people. Zirco looked confused, but he took a look at Yamada, who nodded to him, so he flopped down at a seat, leaning back and placing his feet on the table. "Alright, Snow Rabbit, I'll do whatcha say for now, but this better be good," Zirco finally said. OOC

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And after much waiting... It is time for the Fusion Arc. You see, hidden away in the parts unknown, there was a lab. The Dark Legion was doing experiments on Pokemon, hoping to make more powerful pokemon to take over the world. Most of the pokemon sadly died, but three managed to live, apparently barely. These Pokemon named themselves Gwen, Shelley, and Debby. Gwen was a fusion of Ralts and Litwick, which where fused as eggs. And apparently was twins, but one twin willing fed herself to her twin so she could live. Debby was a Bannette and Honedge. And finally, Shelley was a fusion of an Empoleon and Bisharp. Gwen was the oldest, Shelley was the youngest. They were abused by The Dark Legion, expect for one female scientist. Horrible, unspeakable things happened to these three, so horrible in fact, they never actually never went into detail what it was, except for the fact they were apparently unstable. Whatever that meant. One day, Gwen decided to call for help psychically. Only the Knights and Nitsuas decided to do anything about because... reasons. Apparently none of the other Psychic Types in the world could hear or care. So the Knightsuas went to invade this secret lab, leaded by Ali, Katie and Drew, because apparently the adults could not give a shit. They curbstomped the opposition and freed the three pokemon, and in the process, Trini, the Jolteon, killed the nice lady, She felt bad though. And then spent the entire time trying to make it up to the three girls, until they just brought the nice lady back to life by turning her Yamask into a human. And then they turned the Fusions into humans, and adopted them. Ali, the fifteen year old suicidal special one adopted Gwen, Katie and Drew, the most dysfunctional fifteen and sixteen year old pairing, adopted the youngest girl Shelley, and the only actual adult, Trini, adopted Debby. To recap, suicidal, unstable, and pushover minors adopted children ages 10, 9, and 8, and no one objected. Not even the parents when they came back home. When they got there, the three got sent to school, despite never growing up human, but perfectly blended in, and Gwen instantly fell in love with a boy because penis. Shelley made friends with a deaf kid, because she knew sign language despite never having fingers, because reasons. That intel guy gets around. Sorry for taking so long, but next time, we will come back full force with... The Dark Legion War arc!

Continuing the story of Generation 2, Drew was an asshole that bullied his sister to the point she was suicidal. The only reason she was still alive was because of her only friend, the Syvleon turned human Katie. Yes, that was her only friend, despite being a saint, being beautiful, and being smart.One day, Drew was being an ass and a guy threw him him a table. Drew then said, 'Fuck this' and despite having the mental stability of the Joker, was allowed to leave home to go on his pokemon journey, alone. And apparently he abused his pokemon. We don't know much of what happened, just that he was an ass doing it. Soon, Ali and Katie went on a journey together, and because remnants of The Dark Legion was blowing shit up, Kim, the psychic cat who wanted to fuck Dan, who pretty much is just Kim fucking buddy at this point, stops fucking Dan to go with them in human form. Stuff happened, but we don't know what, just that Drew was being an ass while this happened.A year and a half later, Drew is being an ass as Ali and Katie were facing each other in the finals of the Grand Festival in Hoenn. Ali won, and despite being beautiful and smart and winning shit, she did not have a boyfriend.You see, the rpers decided to write in a boy named Jake and Retcon him into the backstory. He and Ali fell in love despite only being eight, but then he went in a plane with his lesbian (yes, this is important) sister, but then it crashed. He almost died, but then bullshit happened and he lived and taken in by the The Dark Legion. This will become important later. Back to the story.Ali and Katie, along with Drew, went back to Seven Island, and they went to the Dragon Den for the Elder's Test. Ali passed, Drew did not. Drew, being an ass, caused the cave to collapse on top of everyone, and Ali was seriously hurt. Katie slapped Drew, and he started falling in love with her, because she looked exactly like his dead girlfriend.So, his father punished him in the worst way possible. By giving Drew exactly want he wanted and they took him, Ali, and Katie to recieve the Dragon Clan's training. Now we must elaborate on the Dragon Clan. Lance's clan was turned into a mystical thing, and they were turned into Uchihas, and had powers.Their powers including healing people, being able to talk to their pokemon, literally the Sharigan, which includes a Susanoo Dragon, transferring life energy, overwriting DNA, sprout wings and fly, raise the dead, enhanced strength, speed, etc. Telepathy, firing energy blasts, and to always be right. They can also bent other legendaries, especially ones that had no reason to actually listen to them.So, Ali, Katie and Drew took the test. First they picked weapons. Weapons. In a pokemon rp. Weapons, even though they had magical powers. Drew had a claymore, Ali a rapier, and Katie, looking upon the massive of weapons, picked the cloth they were on. Katie used the cloth as a bullshit excuse to learn all the weapons.So their training began. Insert montage. Tune in next time, for the Fusion Arc!

This rp is separated into Generations. Gen 1 was the story of Baby Blob and his friend Dan. Generation 2 is their offspring. And when I say their, I mean Baby Blob's. I didn't join until near the tail end of the second attempt of Gen 2. Please, enjoy. Or be confused, either works. So, we start off with Baby Blob moving his and Dan's family to Seven Island, where due to Baby Blob being head of Team Rocket and Dan being champion of Orre, they were completely self sufficient on the island. Baby Blob also found out his adopted human mother had two sons, Andy and Patrick, who were raised by Steven Stone, champion of Hoenn. (Despite, you know, Wallaceactually being champ of Hoenn) He also discovered the two of them were the leaders of Team Magma and Aqua somehow, and they decided to work together to achieve 'world peace'.They defeated Teams Plasma, Galactic, and Flare, putting friends and family as the leaders of the teams. Meanwhile, Baby Blob became head of the Police and merged it with Rocket. And thus, they controlled the world, despite never straight out saying it. (The rpers themselves did not realize this)And so we go to meet Ali and Drew, the offspring of Baby Blob. Ali was very lonely as a child, probably because of living on a island for rich people. Her only friend was Kim's daughter, the Eevee turned Sylveon Katie. Finally, Ali and Drew had to go to school. Due to pulling strings and lying, calling Katie a service pokemon, Katie got to go to school to, where she also learned human things.They met a girl named Ashley, who Drew fell in love with, and she fell in love with back, despite only seeing each other once. She was very sick, however, with another 'disease' and died about three years later. Drew was crushed, and bully his sister because reasons. Ali was also bullied at school because she was so pretty and so smart. She nearly committed suicide because of it.During this time, Baby Blob made a keychain sized device to turn pokemon human because apparently (and this was stated), he is a genius. They tested it on Katie, and it worked the first time they tried it. Kim the Espeon was able to turn human, and despite having a pokemon husband, began to fuck Dan like she always wanted to. To be continued

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From here, we meet Rose, who is starving and near death... As she has been for the past 3 years. How a 12 year old survived this long is one of life's great mysteries. Baby Blob's mom died of a rare incurable disease simply called the 'disease', and Rose caught it to. She was found by Baby Blob near death, and he nursed her back to health, despite not liking people, because she reminded him of his sister. He also had a medicine that was created by people that studied his mom's body. He used it on and sent her to Johto, where she got the medicine, and became trainer of the Rocket Grunts, despite being only 12.Baby Blob got caught in a sandstorm, and he broke into someone's house to get out of it. He was then growled at by the Glaceon Guard Oliver, which alerted Dan. Baby Blob then feed Glaceon, and Glaceon turned, sensing good within Baby Blob. Dan and Baby Blob decided to team up to take on the greater threat, Cipher, which where making shadow Pokemon.They fought up 100 floor of Mt. Battle, an active volcano (which is actual thing in game), and at the top, they found a Shadow Lugia, which they proceeded to say 'fuck it' and used a Master Ball on it, which she broke out of. And no, this is not Gen 1.They threw a second one and caught her after fighting her. Jay went back to Johto, only to get called out to war against the Dark Legion, They won after we don't know how, because they didn't rp it, but we know they won, and the Dark Legion was spilt apart. Four years later, Baby Blob went home only to find out the woman Angel, who he had sex with, gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl. He immediately kicked her out and had Kim, the Espeon, raise his kids.Kim gave birth to an Eevee that they named Katherine. (This is also important)Then remnants of the Dark Legion somehow stole the plans of Rocket's evolution radio wave and used it at Mahogany Town. A bunch of Gyadoses attacked, and Katie was painfully evolved into a Sylveon and was in constant pain. Feeling guilty for this, Baby Blob left his family for another year, to find a cure, leaving his kids behind with the Espeon.They found a herb that cured Katie, from the woman that created the Super Potion.That is the end of Gen 1 of the rp Pokemon: The Dark Chapters.Gen 2 will now begin.

In this part, we meet Dan, the single piece of sanity, at least in the beginning. Dan's family was Eevee breeders, and he had team of an Espeon named Kimberly, a Umberon named Adam, a Vaporoen named Billy, a Jolteon named Trini, a Flareon named Jason, and a Leafeon named Tommy. Kimberly and Tommy were mates, Adam is Kim's brother, Jason is Tommy's brother, and the other two are Kim and Tom's kids. Yes, it is important to know.Kim wants to fuck Dan. The Espeon wants to fuck her trainer. This is also important.Gang wars break out in Orre... In the Pyrite part. The lone female member of Dan's group was named Sarah, and she crushed on Dan, Dam crushed on her, and they asked each other out. The day before that date was scheduled, the group got into a fight, mad Sarah got knocked out and injured, fractures in the left leg. An Elbow strike caused her to bleed.She survived, but had to take pain medience. Rose, Dan's little sister/cousin (which is inspired by Kirito minus incest, but still, Kirito) accidentally overdosed Sarah, she died, and gang collapse. Dan yelled at Rose, Rose cried and ran away, and the second in command called Dan a douche. Gang fell apart.Three years later, Baby Blob comes to Orre....

So, after being subjected to the worst rp ever, I have decided to share it with all of you. However, it is so long, I have to split it up. Here is the backstory of it before the rp begins. Have fun. Our rp focuses in a character named Jay. He was Zekrom, who somehow after the events after Black and White, was captured by a team called Team Eclipse. He was experimented on, which turned him into a featureless baby. Like, a baby without a face. Or colors. Just baby blob. Suddenly Arcues himself said 'Fuck you', and with the help of Giratina, teleported baby blob to a family part of Lance's dragon clan. When they touched the baby, it was given form, giving it green hair and Super Saiyan eyes. He grew with a little sister name Annie. The family went on a boat, and Gyaradoses attacked, capsizing the boat. Luckily for Jay, Latios and Latias were passing by and save the boy at the cost of their own life. For some reason. And they also saved no one else. However, they left behind eggs that hatch into Shiny Latias and Shiny Latios, who became Jay's pokemon. He was found by Lance, who raised him from then on out.Jay was terrified of pokemon, and was afraid of them, despite the fact he had a good relationship with the Latios and Latias. Lance forced him to train pokemon however.Later in life, He joined the International Police, like Looker, and somehow also joined Team Rocket. He met a woman named Angel, and they had sex. Then Giovanni was like, 'Here, have my organization' and Jay became leader of Team Rocket. Interpol got sick of 'being shown up' by Jay, so they sent to Orre, where apparently nothing happens. And this is where the story begins....

Herc sighed to himself as he looked around the group of hopeful heroes. It seemed that he stood out the most once more, but hey, that was fine. He was used to that. What he was more concerned about was the practical part of the tests. He barely passed the written, so he had to do exceptionally well here so he could leave a good impression. He wouldn't sully the great Beetle Man name! "Today will be the day of the practical. Beyond this gate lies a forest type area, and a city type area. You are free to roam wherever you please, and do as much damage as possible, but your objectives will all be the same. In each area are a limited amount of badges that resemble the U.A. logo. To complete the practical, one must obtain 5 badges and return to the gate before sundown." He then looked to the teens with a sharp look. "It doesn't matter how you get your badges. Just so long as you're here, you'll be permitted to attend U.A." Seemed simple enough. He could probably find them without too much trouble. Was there enough to go around though? Would they have to fight some of the other hopefuls in order to gain admittance? "So if I beat the snot out of some dude with 3 badges, and take 'em, I get in?" A tall girl with a nasty vibe asked. Still, Herc supposed he liked the way she cut to the chase. It was something that needed answering after all. Turns out it was fine, so long as they didn't kill anyone. Guess he couldn't just pile drive his way to victory then. He began to stretch, his hard beetle parts making loud cracking noises as he did. He felt lighter on his feet after doing that at the very least. "Alright everyone, let's make sure to all do our very BEST!" a voice suddenly called out, the voice echoing and causing Herc's ears to ring. "<Son of a bitch, what was that?!>" Herc cursed in English, looking around for the source of the very loud, and annoying noise. He froze a bit, however, as he saw the source of the noise. Some bat-like girl. He didn't know why, but the very look of her filled him with dread. He hoped he didn't have to cross paths with her... before he could give it more thought, someone else decided to do their own cheer. "That's right! Let's all get pumped up for <JUSTICE!>" A blonde girl yelled excitedly, switching to English at the very end. "<Let's go!>" "<justice>" another girl said, much more softly. That was a good start of a great cheer... but it needed a little more. <"Hell yeah, JUSTICE!"> Herc called out, flashing a thumbs up at them. Maybe he would like it here more than he first thought. "Ah, I love the sound of a roaring crowd!" a guy with grey hair loudly proclaimed, stepping a bit ahead. "Let's hope there's some bite to everyone's bark. I'd hate a boring victory!" Herc rubbed his chin as listened to the boy. Too boring huh? Then how about...? "You know, you might be on to something," Herc stepped forward, looking up and down Suda before grinning. "Then why don't we make this a little more interesting?" He spoke as loudly as Suda did, to be sure everyone could hear him. "How about we have a little bet? You and me, last person back here gotta do somethin' real embarrassing," He paused to think. "I dunno, wearing a tutu, eating a unicycle, I dunno, we'll work that out later," He looked over to the rest of the hopefuls. "In fact, why don't we extend this little bet to anyone else who wants to join," He paused for a second more, before moving in for the kill. "That is, of course, unless you're afraid of a bug beating all of ya," This was the best way to weed out the most fun people to play with. "No pressure though,"